MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

[YouOKHun]

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

@NormalForNuneaton doesn't she just, and she looks like she's there alone.

just had a look at yawn's ex bff facetube page. the curtains in the hotel room are the same as the one's in yawns which would indicate that yawn is indeed in bali. still exceptionally suss that she has'nt posted a single post though!!!! something is very much afoot there as this is most unlike yawn. she normally cannot wait to rub our faces into her multi millionare lifestyle and wealth.....

Maybe she has fallen out with everyone and has no one to sit round the pool with.

@SnoogyWoo she seemed quite alone didn't she!!

I noticed that! Also Ex BFF has been very very low key on the boasting front also.

Given the edict from up top/Balinese govt about 'no income claims' maybe part of it is not being a total dick about the freebies so potentially a 'no boasting' rule.

Imagine paying £39 a month and then someone else can join your course for a quid, that they can then have back if they do not like the course.

Can Castle not see the absolute farce of offering £100k of traning for £1.

And it’s still a quid more than it’s worth @fromdownwest! I really wonder who is still paying £39. I wonder if Fierce is still taking a cut too. Where does Castle go from here? Once you’ve advertised your desperation so clearly and there is still no real engagement, what then?

I’m sure anyone following the link to pay £1 finds that there is some kind of tie which means they’ve got to commit money beyond a certain point so I’m sure all the apparently enthusiastic people are reversing away pronto once they take a closer look (unless they are particularly naive). She can’t sustain this much longer can she?

I’m waiting for the white feather to fall from the sky triggering “soul searching” and “direction change” and “following her heart” into another MLM, what else can she do? She will never repeat the lucky timing, gift of a downline and the positioning FLP gave her back in the good old days so even her only real option is doomed. Her parents are well off but not in the kind of league that can pay all the bills for a dependent unemployed daughter and family and a dependent and unemployed son, who both aspire to the high life. Perhaps the parents can pick up the tab today but in 5 or 10 year’s time? Mr Castle doesn’t bring anything to the party either does he? So he’s another expense.

Something’s got to give.

@YouOKHun I did follow the £1 sign up link and, sure enough, it's "£1 for 7 Days Access Then £39/month". I can't imagine that anyone would want to extend after sampling Castle's wares, so she is hoping people forget to cancel after 7 days...

Signing up does involve agreeing to the word salad T&Cs (the more I look at them the more obvious it is that they are unenforceable), but she has this on the signing up page:
"PS. Don't forget, you can cancel at anytime.
There are no fixed term contracts with us."

There are the same number of "limited seats" available as there were when the offer first went up.

So in brief castle will probably make about £7 then!! That'll buy 2 ice cream cones for her kid's

Yawn ex bff has kept in the with usual crowd, no sign of yawn yet though.

So Bruv is going to help you rocket your sales

Bruv - late thirties, living in a caravan with his parents, that’s not success

Rocket your sales to a £1 trial offer with a money back guarantee.

How poor does your product have to be to offer your money back from a £1 investment!

Yawns ex bff does seem to be trying to point score. The belated birthday wish post adorned with lots of pics addressed to another bot, who incidentally was at a FL do a little while ago, the same birthday girl who posted pics of her and yawn together at said do, describing yawn and the sad gaggle of women as "this group of legends". If ex bff is hanging out with birthday bot then that doesnt really leave any gal pals left for yawn to hang out with. Best get a mock magarita down your gullet yawn, take the edge of the rejection......

Yawn's DS hasn't gone with her as mini-Yawn posted that his car broke down today

“this group of legends”? Surely “This group of bellends” is a more accurate description.

@BSintolerant oh it does make me chortle. Family holiday she said. Extended trip she said. Holiday of a lifetime she boasted. Not seeing anything other than a very loaning woman on her tod!!

We’re off to Bali later on in the year for real holiday……..few days in Kuala Lumpur on the way too! We initially looked at Nusa Dua but our research showed that it is very much a ‘resort, resort’ nothing close by for a local experience; I guess that’s why it was chosen as a venue hahahaha. We changed our itinerary!

Attraction marketing at its finest! Sign me up hun. Eeeeek, etc.

It's all actual BS in all its glory. Yawn and her cronies may be in bali but the reality for some is misery. And how sad to put yourself as a individual through that crap. Inspired wealth at it's finest!!!

I used to travel to KL a lot, and had a few trips to Bali. It’s almost like Benidorm for Aussies!
Nice enough, but not jaw dropping!

Yawns radio silence must be down to the fact she's alone. Hubby at home with the kids. The daughter will still need taking to college. Sons gf gave away the fact they are home!! Yawn won't be impressed with that slip up. How very sad for her.

What and she didn’t take one of her minions along as her plus one????

@Spongebobette l know right!! I'm as shocked as you. It all smacks of embarrassment that she's there alone and has shock horror yet again lied on her socials about how her trip was going to be.

Waiting for the big reveal 🍿

Clearly no minion wanted to go so a yawn is Billy no mates, stone cold sober in Bali