MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

Castle just spends money like water

Wow, Castle is offering a 25 euro amazon voucher for the minions.

Clearly the only person she spends big on is herself

Shes now an 8 figure earner 🤣 by the end of the year I expect she will be a billionaire earner 🤣

@Howsimplywonderful I’d pay £39 a month to Scamversity to be in with a chance of a £25 Amazon voucher! It totally makes sense.

I wonder if anyone is still subscribed to Scamversity or if the only “students” left are those that can’t work out how to cancel the payment? Castle has only mentioned Scamversity by name twice since the end of March on FB so I assume her Gnat brain has forgotten she is the Chancellor of this esteemed seat of learning?

On the Scamversity site she has published a load of gushing reviews from the deluded. Their full names and profile pictures are there for all to see. I wonder if she got their specific permission to publish their full names? I know it’s unlikely there is any traffic to the site but it seems unwise to appear there. It’s a free list of names for any scammer to target. If they gave their permission for their false positive review to appear and have now thought better of it I wonder how successful they will be at removing their name and image?

All so that Castle can spend €410 on 'essentials' for an afternoon at the beach at the bottom of her road...

Yawn is missing in action, so quiet

Is anyone in any of Yawn's groups as I was just wondering if she's mentioned on there why she's gone quiet?

It just seems odd that nobody has said anything on her occasional posts which is what makes me think she has told her "minions" what's going on and not to say anything.

Nobody has asked "How's the trip going?" or "Such a shame you couldn't go"

Well, if Yawn's going to GR, but not bolting a family holiday onto the front end, she'll be travelling either tomorrow or Tuesday (depending on her qualifying level). Let's wait and see.

Castle's pinned post on fb with the bread and beans. Sorry but what?? What on earth is she waffling on about??!!

It’s castle Satchi - marketing genius 😜

Unless she's going to suddenly come to life in Bali at the start of GR and claim she was on radio silence because she was enjoying a full-on 'fully disconnected' holiday with MrYawn/the famalam and how wonderful that was (which might explain the lack of posts and absence of photos, but not why she didn't say that's what she was going to do).
Whatever emerges, I am looking forward to laughing at whichever tall tale she comes up with.

Ah, the Global Rally. Always provides so much entertainment

That's my theory.

I reckon she's there but the add-on is only a few days which she'll put the spin on and imply it's much longer, glossing over the cattle class flights etc

As for the reason why? Who knows? She probably thinks it's a 2 fingers to her haterzzzz or something 😅but actually she's cut her nose off to spite her face because she could have used it as "attraction marketing" like the others have with their big countdown to Bali.

Ex-BFF with her Chief Inspector Hard Man in a Hoodie and their 4 kids have departed for Bali - no luxury, basic seats ....that'll be fun!

Her buddy who I don't think has a bot name yet but can I suggest Prosecco Bot, (same first name as Yawn, surname is a slightly different spelling of the tractor manufacturer Ferguson) is travelling with her DH also in basic economy seats

Northern ex-Physio bot (mum of twin girls) has also set off with her DH but no children - travelling in luxury by comparison. I get the impression that he might have some money through his businesses though ( you know the expression that someone is "punching above their weight"....yeah, that)

Ex-BFF with her Chief Inspector Hard Man in a Hoodie and their 4 kids have departed for Bali - no luxury, basic seats ....that'll be fun

Yes! what super fun @NormalForNuneaton! and because they’ve been so generous with information that should really have remained private, we all now know their house is empty for a few days, and so presumably does anyone else who wants to break in and steal a garage worth of aloe vera and defecate in Chief Inspector Hard Man in a Hoodie’s helmet. What a welcome home from a stressful budget trip that will be!

Meanwhile, despite the much greater luxury that Bloodsucker has been careful to share, she doesn’t look too happy and is struggling with the sweaty April heat in Ubud. She can fan herself with her cheque.

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"Her buddy who I don't think has a bot name yet but can I suggest Prosecco Bot, (same first name as Yawn, surname is a slightly different spelling of the tractor manufacturer Mxxxxx Ferguson) is travelling with her DH also in basic economy seats

I wonder if there will be any photos of Castle’s ex BBF WITHOUT one of her heels raised (what IS that about!)?

No Castle it’s not a wild marketing brain.

It looks like a GCSE photography project. The message is unclear and confusing, the lighting and shading is awful, the facial expressions make you look silly. You are not a marketing genious.

one of the up and coming bots who is now in Bali, posted a ‘excited holiday trip’ screenshot of the top bots chatting.

I am not sure that showing one of them paid £2k for 6 nights in a hotel was the aim, thought it was all paid for?! That extra stay is £330 a night!! I paid less than that for the Sofitel in NYC

So today would be the last day to start journey to Bali to arrive in time for the start of the rally. Direct flight would take a minimum of 17hrs, adding in time difference of 7 hours, a direct flight this morning would land around 10ish Bali time tomorrow.
This amount of radio silence is very strange.

The lesser qualifiers aren't due to arrive until Wednesday, so still time for excited posts from crowded cattle class compartments...

@fromdownwest who is "the up and coming bots who is now in Bali, posted a ‘excited holiday trip’ screenshot of the top bots chatting" please?

I need another Bali bot to watch as they're pretty scarce this year

Screen shot from twin story mum shows her Instagram handle.

Ah yes the tractor surnamed bot is providing many many show-off posts

@fromdownwest I think I know who you mean (travelling with husband and son?) but couldn't see the shot of the top bots talking or the bit about the cost of the hotel.

It makes you wonder if certain ones of them have been told to tone it down, hence the quiet, especially from yawn. She hasn't posted on insta for what seems like a elevenbillionty days a her facetube is decidely dull

I’d be very surprised if anyone has been told to tone things down. FLP’s agenda is about keeping the pressure up and keeping the success lie going. The subtle approach is not something they encourage.

Yawn has either had to give it a miss and has been creating a bit of mystery by saying “no new team members until 1 May” or she will do as @Twentytwentyhindsight says and pop up in Bali and imply she has been on an extended break. Perhaps her nose is out of joint about having to go cattle class with all the other second division Prosecco swilling bots? Therefore she plans to make her own way there on some cheap tickets, wash, change and apply make-up in some grim airport toilet then waft into the event as if she has come straight from some unspecified luxury spa hotel. Something is afoot because I would have expected to see the Bali wardrobe choices endlessly paraded in the days leading up to departure. @Sugarplum48 if you’re travelling in a Yawnsville direction on Wednesday or Thursday see if anyone is at home 😉