MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

[YouOKHun]

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

Bali - with bots - your only annual holiday. I’d take the cash and go with my family thank you very much!

Yawn is definitely playing some sort of game. No insta posts for days. Only the aching arse on fb. She's working up to some big post about why she hasn't gone. Watch this space!! She really does take people for fools.

Yeah and the muppet minions will lap it up...

@NormalForNuneaton her main motivation for that job seems to have been minimal working hours and time off. I wonder how she explains her year long sick leave from the NHS? There doesn’t seem to be much talk of the actual job content as motivation does there? Let’s hope she doesn’t bring her woo manifesting into her new workplace (I also noticed it didn’t get a mention when she announced the job!). She must have funding from elsewhere as the job is about £12k pa which sadly doesn’t stretch that far, though of course it is about £15k more a year than her FLP “career” paid her.

To get to Nurse’s big announcement I first sat through a live which was a detailed breakdown of her trip to the dentist, sorting out the appointment, dithering about sedation, dropping her DC off, getting the train to the city, delaying the appointment. I was waiting for the punchline or exciting conclusion of the story but the conclusion was (from what I can recall), that she needs two fillings - she’s probably been using Aloe Vera toothpaste. The whole live was indeed like pulling teeth. I do not watch a Live in order to discover that someone has a life more humdrum than my own. I’m thinking of taking to Insta, make up brush in hand to tell you all about my day … eekkk!

“Today I plan to clean the dishwasher filter. I think someone put a jam jar in the dishwasher and the label and its glue have stuck to some of the glasses so I’ll have to deal with that. My elderly Labrador is incontinent so I have her bedding to wash. I am probably going to have to do some weeding and I’ve got to pay EDF. If it starts raining then I probably won’t do any weeding and instead I’ll probably iron some of my work shirts. I might go to Aldi and if they’ve got any decent Faux Malone I might buy a hand wash for the downstairs loo. I need to sort the grouting out in there … I wonder if I can manifest new grouting?”

So the lower qualifiers (probably the majority of bots at GR) get 3 full days of enforced activities in Bali sandwiched between very long days of travel and this constitutes the very epitome of success - eeeek, sign me up hun!

“I can’t go to Bali because I’ve got a sore arse. Otherwise I would go because I can definitely afford it”

Response from followers

”oh Hun what a shame! At least your arse pain is because you’ve lost even billionty stone in weight!! We know you could afford to go if you wanted because you’ve told us how rich you are and how successful you are and we’ve seen a photo of your handbag and ageing Rangey so we’re convinced. Your (sic) amazing”.

Nurse is bone idle and wants a fast route to untold riches with minimal effort, I mean who doesn't? Most normal people soon realise that it's not possible and get back to reality pretty quickly, not Nurse though.

Yeah I reckon Yawns arse is going to be her perfect excuse for not going on a long flight I bet you!

It wouldn’t surprise me if Yawn had spent the last 2/3 days desperately googling a non life threatening condition that will fit her narrative when she announces she can’t go to Bali. It would have to be something that would prevent you from sitting.
Although if she actually has sacroiliitis then it is much more likely to be the result of all that weird squatting with weights than actually losing weights.
Or maybe she has had an epic tantrum after long suffering Mr Yawn has finally put his foot down and is prioritising the repair of the “thatch” over a jolly to Bali to pick up a cheque that won’t even cover the cost of the trip. We’ve had a lot of rain recently perhaps the thatch has finally failed.

I would love someone to post "pay for Business class hun, they have lie flat beds now".....

Looking at Castle's 'date night' on Insta (caption: Beautiful fiends, beautiful food, beautiful memories).
I don't know about the food, but the expression on the faces of the 'beautiful friends' suggest that the memory will be "I must remember never to do this again"...

oh Yawn's definitely playing a game .....but don't bank on her not going to Bali 😉

Ah I get it now...

The possibility that Yawn is using her arse to save face amuses me! 🤣

Whether Yawn goes to Bali or not is not really the point.
She's qualified for a crap trip that any sane person would pay not to go on and has to portray that as the crowning glory of her success.
If she doesn't go, it shows that she's skint enough to take the 2 thousand dollars and forsake the social media opportunity, which would be the only positive from going.
If she does go, but doesn't take the family and extend the trip, as she said she would and ex-BFF has done, it shows that she can't afford that and that 4 days travelling in order to spend 3 days stuck with a bunch of bots is the best she can expect out of life.

Yawn said a while ago that they'd bolted a holiday to the front of the rally, so this is the week they were supposed to be there. I expect she will go to the rally but has gone completely dark because rather than sunning herself in a luxury villa, she's been painting some more Homesense tat with Frenchic...

.....and if she has gone but hasn't used the build-up for "aspirational posts" and is not posting whilst there you've got to ask yourself why.

With Yawn there's always a reason, something to hide.

She’s lied herself into a hole!

She may spend 3 or 4 days in a hot humid country, trying to get the best possible content to use on social media but tbh flying cattle class to do that and attend shrieking rallies is just a really bad experience

Living the dream, heading home just as you're getting over the initial jet lag...

If Uber ends up not going, it will be because she can't face the cattle class treatment the hoi polloi have to put up with. No longer being part of the GLT must hurt. Wonder if she'd even get into the top bots' hotel (GLT and 5K qualifiers)- oooh the shame...

I saw Nurse's comments about dentist and was interested when she said that she'd moved last year but hadn't changed dentist so had a long round-trip ahead to get treatment with her original dentist. I hadn't realised she'd moved.

Yes she moved but didn’t resign from her job, was on the sick for a year …. Clearly had no intention of returning to work as she moved 90 mins away and would have not been able to commute

Nine year old rides a bike. Wow how exciting is castles life 🥱

Funny she’s starting to mention money a lot.
Doesn’t stop her spending though

Lots of bots seem to have a real spending/shopping addiction don't they.

Is it all part of that instant gratification thing? A brief moment of satisfaction, a brief buzz?