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MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 16:15

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

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Sugarplum48 · 20/04/2023 18:25

Yep yawn is deffo up to something. I need to Potter her way of the woods past her gaff. I'll have a looky see👀👀👀👀

TribeD · 21/04/2023 09:33

Its suspiciously quiet on the Bali front from all of the bots I keep an eye on.

Is anyone actually going? 👀

YouOKHun · 21/04/2023 09:52

The best test is to put an antiMLM comment on their social media during the time they should be on the flight to Bali and see how long the comment stays. They’ll all be sitting at home carefully patrolling their SM and deciding how to spin not going to Bali. Yawn will use the Gem Bot excuse, the new dog excuse or something like “my team needs me to be available”. Or prehaps she can bang on about another future trip she won’t go on either - wasn’t she also talking about Cannes a while back too?

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Wintersgirl · 21/04/2023 11:39

Yawn's ex BFF is already out there..

NormalForNuneaton · 21/04/2023 11:48

YouOKHun · Today 09:52
"The best test is to put an antiMLM comment on their social media during the time they should be on the flight to Bali and see how long the comment stays".

Maybe Yawns radio silence is because she's gone for the cheap flight option of numerous stop-offs, resulting in 2 days travel?? Not that anyone can comment on her page unless they're a friend anyway.

BSintolerant · 21/04/2023 15:24

“Cheap flights, cheap flights, flights for 50p …” 🤣😂

Change “Tralee” to “Bali” and this is an Ode to Yawn.

FASCINATING AIDA - Cheap Flights

DVD Available Now from - www.fascinatingaida.co.ukCertified (15)PAL - Region Free - (Will work world wide on PAL compatable DVD players)DVD extras include in...

https://youtu.be/ZAg0lUYHHFc

PieonaBarm · 21/04/2023 15:28

If Yawn was there now she'd be all over FB and Insta lording it up as to how she had extended the break because being her own CEO she can take leave when she wants and can work from anywhere on her biz.

BSintolerant · 21/04/2023 15:49

If she’s there she might be caught on another bot’s camera which should be interesting (although not as hilarious as the Dallas incident).

BSintolerant · 21/04/2023 15:57

Brace yourselves Botwatchers… another seed has been planted! Yawn has just announced that she has a sore arse and is looking for pain relief. She claims it’s connected to losing weight. Surely Forever Living has a cure for that? Perhaps she’ll claim that she can no longer sit comfortably for long periods of time which is why she isn’t going to Bali.

NormalForNuneaton · 21/04/2023 16:07

Sore arse could be from flying cattle class and waiting for connecting flights in various airports.

Although if she's gone to Bali surely she could afford 1st class with all her millions

Ladiva1971 · 21/04/2023 16:10

It's probably due to using bad techniques in her gym more than anything else.

YouOKHun · 21/04/2023 17:39

Yawn’s sore arse is from talking out of it too much.

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Sugarplum48 · 21/04/2023 18:01

Sore arsenal indeed. No doubt from being literally one of the biggest conarses around

BSintolerant · 21/04/2023 18:25

YouOKHun · 21/04/2023 17:39

Yawn’s sore arse is from talking out of it too much.

🤣🤣 @YouOKHun

It’s a potential side-effect of Saxenda too.

PieonaBarm · 21/04/2023 19:59

Uber isn't going to Bali. Yawn's ex-BFF has done a gushing happy birthday post to her and she's commented to her to have a good time and that she's jealous. Clearly not off to Bali.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 21/04/2023 20:21

Bloodsucker now on her way.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 21/04/2023 20:24

If Yawn ain't going, I can't help feeling her ex-BFF is royally rubbing it in by plastering all over the place that she is actually having a proper holiday either side of GR, just as Yawn had said she'd be doing...

Spongebobette · 21/04/2023 20:59

Has she spent all her CB money already on her cheapo driveway?

Twentytwentyhindsight · 21/04/2023 21:18

I'm sure the $2000 'opt-out allowance' will have seemed like a very attractive proposition for Yawn. She would have had to take it no less than 90 days ago. I'm sure she has bragged about Bali since then...

SnoogyWoo · 22/04/2023 07:44

There is no way Yawn would miss out on the Bali social media extravaganza for any reason other than it’s not feasible financially for her. The benefit to their so called businesses to blog a trip to Bali cannot be understated so things must be spiralling downwards rapidly.

I don’t know the ins and outs of the commission structure of FL these days but with the state of MLM in the UK we know they are all struggling. Yawns ex bff probably doesn’t have the overheads that some of the other top bots have so she’s managed to make it work, Yawn with her money pit thatch has made it a step too far.

Interesting times that top bots are not going on the companies coveted luxury holiday/conference.

Love it!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 22/04/2023 09:01

All will be revealed on Tuesday, which is when the qualifying bots who are not on the Global Leadership Team are due to arrive in Bali.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 22/04/2023 09:06

Actually, a second batch of non-GLT qualifiers (those who qualified with less than 1.5K CCs) arrive on Wednesday...

SnoogyWoo · 22/04/2023 09:14

Ah so there is still a chance a bunch of them go to Bali.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 22/04/2023 09:24

Yes, the Uber-bots of the Global Leadership Team (of which, ironically, Uber is no longer a member) are arriving today. That will just be Bloodsucker for the UK.
Bots qualifying at over 1.5K CCs arrive Tuesday and the rest on Wednesday.
I think the distinction between over and under the 1.5K roughly corresponds to that between a 'stage' or a 'sad yoga mat' cheque.

NormalForNuneaton · 22/04/2023 09:43

In other news .....Nurse has got a new job! In her longwinded videos about getting it there was not one mention of her manifesting it though !

I still reckon she's funded by parents though as it sounds like this job is 2 days a week , term time only.

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