MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

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So yawn posts on her facebook that she now wants a adorable pig. She states she does not eat animals but post a day or so before a prawn salad. Hmmm now are prawns not living creatures also, oh and dont get me started on the awful post of yawnsons girlfriend being shown how to sell the fat blockers. Stupid cow. She really pisses me off.

And then the pic of yawn and her idiot husband apparently having been personally styled by Ted Baker. I literally spat my tea out laughing. Bezzie mates with a designer how are we!!!

So tonight Yawn is "hosting a beauty/skincare pamper evening at my house tonight with some friends"

That'll be interesting as I don't think I've ever seen her mention any real friends, only FL "friends" who flit in and out of her life.

Fierce does not strike me as a woman who would put up with Castle's behaviour, she seems quite shrewd.

Castle would not like having been told what to do, or cast aside as she sees herself as the lead.

Either way, the speed of capitulation even by Castle's hilariously low bar of dedication was a joy to watch unfold.

Wow. Going back to the old days of having to scrat around her friends list to beg them to come to a ‘pamper evening’. Absolutely screams desperation.

As far as I remember the big ‘leaders’ never had to keep doing product launches of their own, as they’d got an established customer base and so could concentrate on helping their team do the same. What happened, Yawn?

I still can't get my head around Castle walking away from her flp biz. Even though it won't be anywhere near the size it used to be, it must still have been a reasonable income to have coming in, at least for a while.
Fierce had the measure of her very quickly (she may be a scammer but she's obviously very shrewd).
If Castle really has cut all flp ties she will have no option but to get into another mlm PDQ - I can't see her getting a J.O.B (as she would call it) and she isn't a real businesswoman. I guess she'll want to go for a startup MLM where she can in theory make a quicker buck (at least temporarily). It's all a big car crash isn't it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...life as a 'successful' FL bot is like Groundhog Day....they have to cycle through the menu constantly and some items come up every week...

new season new team!
pamper evening!
new teamie who is going to SMASH it!
team incentive!!
join my information presentation abut the opportunity!
team training online!
Success Day!

You'd think that someone who's been in it as long as Yawn would have made some progress by now but it's all exactly the same as it always was - she's even driving miles to 'launch' a new business

I see Castle has promoted Mr Castle to the rank of business partner and 'tech guy'.
Does this mean we can look forward to him being wheeled out as the next Scamversity 'expert' presenter?

What next, castles parents facilities Manager and housekeeping supervisor 🤣

So Yawn's got such a busy day today that she's wearing flats..... Chanel espadrilles that incidently are maybe £15 from some dodgy market stall of beach seller £650 on the Chanel website. Such an obvious choice of footwear to team up with your Tesco jeans 😂

awwww, yawns got a new bestie. Do you yhink see was impressed by her chanel rip off pumps!! The fact the new deadhead has put inspired in her bizniz name says it all.

She probably bought them off Vinted

Just found yawns caravan 🤣🤣 oh wait no this one is better!! I do make myself laugh at my own wit!!

Good grief - that’s a blast from the past. My parents had a caravan exactly like that in the 1980s!

Even Uber is now training some new superstars to earn £300 a month 😂

You just know that the pamper event is a load of her son’s gf’s mates

Oh the dizzy heights. A superstar earning £300 a month. Eeeeeek, etc.

These bots are just rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic aren’t they?

“Nearer my Bot to thee! Nearer to thee!
Sign up to my amazing opportunity.”

Yawn’s “pamper evening” for a few scraped together people who would rather be watching re-runs of Corrie. Yawn says she’s only catering for 6 as that’s all she can fit. I think the word you’re looking for Yawn is “find”. An MLM pamper evening is the pastime of the desperate. It’s a long way from the dizzying heights of 2016 when she was able to do proper damage to many more people. What are the chances most will leave empty handed or with a lip balm just to get her off their back? This is what “success” looks like in FLP in 2023.

It’s not a pamper evening when everyone has to do their own ‘pampering’ round the kitchen table watching each other put aloe gloop on their face

Oh dear it’s a bit tragic

Pamper evenings are a weird concept ....sitting at someones kitchen table removing your make-up and sticking a face mask on is one thing but what about cutting your toe nails, trimming your bikini line .....I mean where do you draw the line?

TBH they're all things I'd rather do in the comfort of my own bathroom

It’s Specsaver bot and daughter plus son’s gf and her friend and mother

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But Why is Specsaver bot there? She already peddles the shite? Yawn makes it sound like 6 new victims are around her house. When in fact there is only 1. Sons GF

Sounds excruciating.

Son’s gf has already signed up. Her mate is a potential new minion though