MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

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Maybe Irish bot has cancelled the cheque 🤣

Omg yawn really is margarita.

That's yawns new name aka 🍹 margarita or as predicted text did "margarine". She's beige, bland and predictable

Also marg your boxing is shit. Get your stance right, your workout right. Just DO IT RIGHT

What’s happened there? Do tell!

On Facebook that weird boxing with dumbbells clip is accompanied by the obligatory theme from Rocky and I SO want to change the music to the Benny Hill theme. She really puts the dumb into dumbbells.

@BSintolerant - Just speculation really, but it is weird that both Bruv & Castle haven't posted any more highlights of the 'fun, photoshoots' that Castle had been promising to regale us with over the next few days. In fact, both have been uncharacteristically muted on SM since Thursday, especially given the opportunity to spam us with loads of 'content'.
Irish Bot has also not posted anything at all about the trip over, again, unusual for a bit who describes herself as a 'digital creator'- you'd have thought that she'd be filling her pages with snaps of glamorous photoshoots in the exalted company of the CEO of Scamversity.
I just wonder if the reality of being stuck abroad at the mercy of Castle and Bruv and observing them at close quarters may have been a bit of an eye opener. She did not seem particularly amused to be used as a Guinea pig for Castle's new 'wonder curlers' while a cackling Bruv was sticking a camera in her face, for example.
So, nothing definite, but I get a sense it is not going as hoped for or expected.

Ah, I see. I think you’re onto something there @Twentytwentyhindsight. What a ridiculous pair those two are - they’re enough to make anyone go into hiding.

I wonder what Nurse thinks about the departure of Scamiversity’s Fierce Chancellor?

I think your speculation may be spot on. Something is definitely amiss. Castle only stops posting when things aren't great.

I predict she'll be back at the Airbnb by September.

My son has weights at home. Looking at Yawns weights I suspect she has emptied the sand out of them and is just lifting the empty plastic. The overhead lifts are suspiciously effortless.

Castle’s guard in front of the swimming pool entrance is terrible, a child could move it and be in the pool before they noticed

@BSintolerant Nurse has only commented on Fierce’s “I’m dumping Castle” post with a “follow your heart Hun” type post. She’s said nothing on any of Castle’s posts and her £39 a month learnings from Scamversity are not translating into a successful manifesting/CBT business. I am sure Fierce departing has meant that Castle has haemorrhaged sign-ups. If even Nurse has stopped bothering that’s a real mark of decline.

I am sure you’re all right about the Irish bot. We’d be seeing all the photos if anything had come of it. Unless she’s waiting until Fierce posts something so she can do the big reveal [of not much] at the same time. The Irish bot (if I’ve got the right one) has very low engagement on her various SM so perhaps she has little to offer Castle in terms of fresh victims?

They have some absolutely terrible branding shots for Irish bot, she must have seen them and been what the fuck, I’m not paying for this 🤣

We all know how Yawn likes to tweak her photos a bit, in the past she's always made herself look slimmer....well, now shes done the opposite!

On the fb post about taking on new clients I swear she has tweaked the "before" pictures 🤣🤣 . Her face and neck on the first one in particular!

In Yawn’s “me last year” fat pic post she says “I know some of the haters are in this group” (feel defrauded with Yawn group). Why do people like her always assume that critics must be “jealous” (I think she means envious)? Yawn, if you’re reading this, and I’m sure you do, no one is envious of your success because we can see it for what it is; a badly crafted illusion. You know it, we know it, it’s just your victims who sadly can’t see it. How do you sleep at night?

Absolutely! And she's saying she weighed 16 stone? I swear she said it was 14 stone at the time. No way was she a size 14 at 16 stone!

How does Yawn sleep at night? As she couldn’t lie straight in bed I think we can rule that out.

Irish bot is on her way home, that was quick

Wonder if Irish bot has a J.O.B she needs to get back for or if she took time off for her her trip and didn’t want her employers to know? Does anyone know anything about her?

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Absolutely! And she's saying she weighed 16 stone? I swear she said it was 14 stone at the time. No way was she a size 14 at 16 stone!"

At my largest I was 16st 2.5lb and I was a size 22 nudging a size 24. I lost 5 stone by eating normal food (and have kept it off for 23 years) and at my smallest have been a size 10.

Don’t forget, when Yawn was doing C9s several times a year, she repeatedly claimed to have dropped a dress size and professed to be a size 12.

Castle is in luck then….. because the Airbnb just so happens to have PLENTY of availability for September 😂

Nurse should just sell her lives as sleep aids.

Yawn is a habitual liar. She's the epitome of everything you don't want to be. Her fb post of her out with her mum and daughter saying her daughter won't let her photograph her. It's because she doesn't want to be associated with her fake crap. She's 16 and vulnerable at that age. As for castle, well that group pic!! What a shit show. The older fella in the picture looks half dead, probably from sheer exasperation and what does she think she's hoping to gain from Irish bot??

Though in her latest post Yawn tells the truth when she says, “I was an obese wife and mum who spent a decade yo-yo dieting and wasted a lot of money doing that”.

That will be the C9 effect then. Huge £ loss, big lb gain. The very product she’s pushing on her followers now which she is saying is responsible (or even partly responsible) for her weight loss when it’s clear it was a central ingredient in a dysfunctional approach to eating. Not a great basis for “helping followers”.