MLM Bot Watch 74: The latest thread about desperate bots desperately botting

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New Fred

Forever Living’s lowered the bar with other incentives so why don’t they do the same with the car plan? You know, recruit one new member within a certain period and we’ll give you a (*drumroll ……..) handlebar. Sell 2000 CCs and you could be the proud owner of a bicycle pump!

This time, next century, we’ll be rickshaw owners!

Not in your lifetime, Marie.

It just proves time and time again that yawn is a lying narcissistic scam artist. She follows this thread. HEY YAWN!!!!! YEAH WE KNOW YOU READ IT AND ITS FUELS YOUR OBSESSIVE POSTS!!!!
Keep doing you hunz!! Your account doesn't lie!! Unlike your actual accounts 🙄

That article is a sobering reminder of how stuffed they all are. I’d missed the Uber section in my first read

The cheque sizes will be interesting in April. Has anyone said what level they qualified at

When you think that castles parents went from living in a house worth more than 800k to a mobile home in their daughters garden and then she fucks off to Spain she needs to put herself first for a change. Her Airbnb occupancy isn’t great either, she’s trying to charge 750 per day in august, which is very high

I believe the section in the article about Uber’s cheques was added after it was first published. There’s no show without Punch!

Yes they are screwed, Yawn owes £207k to her company which to put it in perspective… if she was to pay it back with no interest over 6 years would be £100 she needs to save every single day for 6 years! £700 a week before buying anything else.

What sort of complete clown borrows that sort of money from their own company!

That's a great article.

I hope anyone thinking about signing up with these conwomen, will do their research and read it.

Brilliant article from the talented ladies. Spells it out in all its glory that these "successful" women are screwed. In other news yawns insta page is the gift that keeps on giving. She's now off to France with her flp buddies as she says she a #travel junkie!!! I think she means she posts screen shots from travel agents, lies through her pearly whites about her extensive travel but doesn't seem to anywhere other than her gym shed and flp hq. I suppose you could count going on the motorway as travel.

@SnoogyWoo I'll tell you who "yawn". She never had grip on money from back in the day.. always lived beyond her means at the utter exasperation of her hubby and parents who bailed her credit card debt more than once. She's literally the epitome of a wolf in sheep's clothing. Claiming she's debt free, humble blah blah blah but in reality she's a lying conniving scam artist in debt up to her fake eyebrows.

Yawn is 40 and has no pension. She hasn’t been making contributions to the state one either. That is scary

none of them have pensions. Uber spent a lot of hers on her holiday home which is largely unlet

And I wonder if Uber has an expensive divorce in the offing too @Ohnonevermind. Mr Uber has really doesn’t feature and I am sure Uber would be keen to push the perfect family image if he was available and willing to be a prop in her “success story”.

Looks like Fierce has found God..
The cynical part of me makes me wonder if that's to make her appear more trustworthy and less like a serial scammer with no morals.
Do we think Castle will see the light soon too?

Not sure how believing in angel cards aligns with Christianity

Fierce is probably following the teachings of American mindset gurus, many of whom will be fundamentalist Christians or Mormons whose main fishing ground is MLM victims - she was easy prey for further brainwashing. Castle is incapable of independent, critical thought so she won’t be far behind her.

I wonder if Fierce has gone the same way as Doreen Virtue, ex tarot card guru and designer of tarot and oracle decks who found God, denounced tarot as the work of the devil, and now thinks that Angel cards are where it’s at. She still needs to make money …

Personally I think Fierce has missed a trick because I understand that when it comes to prison and hospital food, the halal options are much nicer than the standard fare. 😉

I am retired from a j.o.b. I loved my job (nhs). I now have a pension of £36000 pa. Life is good.

That’s all very well @SoosanCarter but I bet you haven’t got a mouldy thatch! 😉

oh, and due state pension of £750 per month next year. Having paid full contributions in employment.

Castle has previously announced how spiritual she is so she will be following right behind, unless she gets distracted by a new shiny thing

I would be in a free fall of panic if l lived these women's life's. Scrabbling around each day desperately trying to con other women. It must be exhausting. The downward spiral is painful to watch. In yawns case the fake nails see. To gave been stopped in place of DIY nails

She hasn't been seen in her car for ages so it looks like they've gone down to one vehicle. And hubby is still very elusive in her content. Ticky tock the timers on for all of them.

Ah yes, the ultimate upline. Fierce’s new calling will be much like the old one @ClunkyJaw ; all about her own wallet. She’s very much keeping a foot outside Scamversity; watch out Castle.

I’m sure all the talk of God means she’s done some sort of online course with some rabid right wing loon in the US/MLM Guru.

I’m prepared to bet Castle’s version of spirituality will be selecting the easy bits from a range of belief systems; a dream catcher here, a tarot card there, chuck in a crucifix, a plaster Buddha and a couple of memes and you’ve got at least a 10 minute distraction from the looming disaster back in the UK. Or perhaps both Castle and Fierce are going to pray to St Antony of Padua, the patron saint of lost things and see if he can locate their moral compasses. Amen.

The ultimate upline! 🤣🤣Do you think there will be a religious revival on the Scamversity campus? I didn’t know there was a chaplaincy.

Castle and the Reverend Mother Fierce would be better off praying to St Jude - the patron saint of lost or hopeless causes.

God help us all! 🤣

Well if Fierce is going to go down the left footed route and start praying to various saints @BSintolerant then she’ll be glad to know the Catholic Church has got it covered; think of anything and there’s a saint for it. I’ve picked out a few relevant ones for them:

Patron saint of:
accountants - St Matthew
bailiffs - Ivo of Kermartin
clowns - Genesius
cobblers - Crispin and Crispinian (OK, a different sort of cobblers)
comedians - Vitus
condemned criminals - Dismas
criminals - Dominic
difficult situations - Eustace
disappointing children - Clotilde (one for Castle’s parents)
Fugitives - Bridgid of Ireland (actually, that’s one for Messiah given the geography and his current status)
Lawyers - Thomas More
Prisons - Joseph Cafasso
Schools for the Poor - Joseph Calasanz (he’s paid his £39 a month clearly)
sheds, stables and outbuildings - Guy of Anderlecht (another for Castle’s parents)
Tax collectors - Matthew (again)
Utah - Our Lady of the Snows
vanity, protection against - Rose of Lima
Victims of jealousy - Elizabeth of Portugal
protection from Haters and trolls - St Porkies
commerce (network marketing) - St Reggie of Kray
Coaches - St Ninja of Dubai

PS: I made the last three up and also, my auto correct doesn’t like the word ‘praying” and wants me to replace it with “preying”. It must know this is about F&C. And yes, this is a tragically long and silly post for a Saturday night!

St Jude was the patron saint of Hopeless cases, quite apt for these scammers

Hail Mary Jesus and Joseph, the messiah of hair care products has arisen.....it's Yawn the almighty. May you lay down to Mary Jesus our Lord saviour of all things majestic.... we are all saved in a bundle buy of not 1, not 2 but hallelujah 3 products. Get em while they're hot to trot for the optimum curl sensation

@YouOKHun 🤣😂😆🤣
love it!

I had no idea that St Vitus was the patron saint of comedians. I’ve always associated him with St Vitus’ dance. Do you think that weird affliction drove the Castles to dance on hob that night?

@Sugarplum48Are you telling us that Yawn is selling the haircare holy trinity? That’s blasphemy, that is! I’m surprised she’s not converted the Bot Potty into a font to wash away the sins of the hair. 😉

I love it when they remember to try and flog some product rather than showcase their lifestyle