MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

[BSintolerant]

Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

Can't trust she was drink driving with kids in thre car just on Brokes saying it's true.

Why hasn't he called 999?

This shitshow cannot be good for her kids.

Broke is now getting rid of his dog this man is a total nob.

Seems to me someone’s chickens are coming home to roost.

What truly shines through is his total self-centredness and sense of permanent victimhood (as well as his serial lying).

Electricity running out and no cash 'til the eleventh (presumably his benefits, which he has previously said he doesn't claim), but he's flashing £50 notes, permanently got a Desperado and spliff glued to his hand and brags about the income he's making from his 'biznis'...

Whinging about not getting to see his kids and that he's been there 'since day one' (in which case we'll have to ignore that time he ran off with a fellow bot from Stoke, leaving his OH looking after one child while pregnant with another), but never denying he gave their mum a black eye. His concern is purely about himself not them.

If it weren't so disgusting, I'd be laughing at his claim that 'it's now time to look after number one'- he has done nothing else in his pathetic existence.

Broke is absolutely vile. Animals and kids are just disposable once he doesn't need them anymore.

I doubt very much that he's bothered to do any proper training with the dog, whoever rehomes it may get a nasty surprise.

Also, why does he call people "bookers"? Is it a Liverpool thing?

That dog is completely untrained
He and his new ex bought 2 dogs while he was with her, too.

It’s from 'Facebookers' @Alexcabot

Ah, that explains it. Unfortunately I don't speak wanker!

Well Sleaze is quiet tonight 😂

Broke is a piece of shit. He catapults from one thing to another.

And I highly doubt that that is Castle. It's just too toned. LOR and she can post actual pictures

Sleaze is either drunk or hungover, dying inside. Kudos to everyone. I silently supported but didn't want to burn my account

I made the mistake of clicking the questionnaire button on Mr Homeschool’s network marketing grooming page and now he won’t leave my bot watching profile alone. It’s a pretty untherapeutic hard sell.

I sat through his video too. All delivered at a frantic pace and a word salad of half baked concepts and misunderstood snatches of CBT and the Snake Oiler’s favourite; NLP, with the threat of hypnosis chucked in as well. His revelation at the end - that it’s not exterior things that happen to you but your attitude to them that determines how you feel (I think that is what he was trying to say), well duh, basic concept of a lot of therapies but apparently most psychologists, therapist, counsellors don’t know this; it’s his discovery. There’s a real sense that the programme will be about moving you towards his goal of you padding out his wife’s downline. As someone else here did, I answered all the questions so that the only possible score was one of very high self esteem so he’s having to send me messages to say that others had the same result until they realised he was right and actually their self-esteem was on the floor even though they answered the same as me. I may have been emotionally abused apparently. He has the answers for me which took him £10k and 10 years to get, I just need to pop onto PayPal to get the answers as to why I’m not nearly as happy as I think I am. He’s prepared to give me a massive discount because his course is worth eleventy billion pounds but I can do it for £200, something like that.

He is to therapy what Broke is to clean living.

Broke is vile. There was a time some years ago when I felt a bit sorry for him. I’m over that now.

Hopefully brokers ex will work out broke is more of a cunt in tin foil then a night in shining armour..

Which ex?

The new ex

With him, it's difficult to tell. He'll soon find a new "sexy bum" and obsess over her kids.

Oooh looks we have new kids on the block trying to emulate the Messiah
Former welsh downline of Uber, the welsh couple went into publishing and coaching - not much luck there.
They have now set up a new venture 'Skinni V'

@YouokHun

I did the same and ended up having to block him as even after aceing the questionnaire and turning down his subsequent offer with messages telling me maybe I really had poor self esteem he still messaged me

Yawn reckons she’s had 32 new people join her team. Starbucks bot has had a couple of her team promoted to manager in the past few days - people who have been circling the drain for months. Looks like FLP truly are profiteering from the desperation people are feeling from the global pandemic. How absolutely fucking typical of them.

One of my other bots, who moved to Spain a couple of years ago because she was earning so much from her bizniss (or perhaps her husband’s army payout..) has now gone full metal bot and is spreading dangerous conspiracy theories about coronavirus involving Bill Gates, the MSM, all scientists, the government... none based in actual science. She’s a full-on anti-vaxxer encouraging thousands of others to believe the utter drivel she’s posting. She’s not had a cheque for three years although she does put that one up behind her on all her FB lives. She’s branched out into some kind of mentoring also. Not exactly sure what the draw is of having someone mentor you who’s had zero business success but HEY, YOU GO GIRL.

I lost my saved note with names/code names (yes I had a saved phone note I've added to whenever I work out another bot for easy reference!)

I've managed to get most of it from memory but is anyone able to tell me if there's a nickname for the FL bot, first name: born on Christmas Day, second name: first 3 syllables of day celebrated on Feb 14th?
I remember her name but can't remember if she's one of the bots we refer to on this thread!

I know who you mean @Whiterangey
Think she is yoga bot but not mentioned very often.

Yeah that's Yoga bot. Always surprised she's not a bigger shill, because she looks so naturally glamorous and healthy.

Broke's found somewhere to stay with his dog. He's deleted his rants about his ex drink driving but he's out of CBD oil. I know this stuff is expensive, but the one he shills is $119 a bottle!

It makes me so angry that scammy MLMs are profiteering now. We know that most (99%) of these new recruits will lose money.
Just at a time when people really can’t afford it and mental health will be fragile.

Homeschool husband has carefully crafted his new image over the last year... but his self esteem business mainly relies on his wife’s down line from what I can see.

If you search her name and Modere you can see her old team page from 2018. Shows totally inflated price list (basically the same items as forever) and tips for how to scam invite people to join the company.