MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

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Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

Those prices are ludicrous. 3 packs of shitty sugary drinking gel for over £60?

You could buy 3 bottles of gin for that!

So would you rather drink aloe jizz and shit yourself inside out for a couple of weeks or have a well stocked drinks cupboard and relax with a G&T (and a clear conscience) at the end of the day?

No brainer really

Ooops sorry, that sounds as if I mean that the 3 bottles of gin would only last one evening!!

3 bottles of gin would last a long, long time (and bring much happiness)

She needs 3.534cc according to her last story?

@dickiedavisthunderthighs odd that this time last week she needed 6.67. Then Monday needed 5. Now she needs over 20?

Not sure that's going to happen in a week.

She also needs 50 entries for her comp. Shes got 12 so far so hold your breath for a December draw everyone.

“If you knew you couldn’t fail, would you get started with me” on Yawn’s stories. How on earth can she make that claim?!

Actually - I know how she can claim that. You just redefine what “fail” means.

The declaring of 'going for promotion' on social media and the countdown is a little up line tool isn't it? Get your minion to tell everyone they are going for promotion- they become invested. Then they can't bear the shame of not making it.

A couple of hundred or even a thousand in your own spend is nothing really is it? To make promotion! If you don't do it now that another 2 months! You haven't got time. Just buy it in. You know you'll sell your stock. Anyway you're a product of the product! You'll use it all! Etc

You can heR the hand of yawn in nurses live where she says 'I'm going for promotion, I've got nothing to lose'

Yes you DO!

Hear.

You can hear Yawn’s voice in all Nurse’s communications

Nurse's story says 3.something needed of 25.

Are they not embarrassed to be asking the same 20 people over and over to buy something??

I wonder why yawn has got mr yawn to take her photo from above? Surely it wouldn't be to make her look slimmer than she actually is to deceive more victims.

I find myself oddly intrigued by the women that appear as connections/clients of ex FL bot turned publishing guru. So much talk of learning to make passive income from setting up online courses, workshops etc. Is this just the coaching industry in action - coach women to set up coaching courses coaching women etc etc - or are there people out there make money from online workshops that have a subject/skill other than coaching?

I know it's not an MLM but I find it similarly murky understanding what they are suggesting you do to make money. And I can see how easily you might get sucked into signing up for a course to find out what this magic way to make passive income is (I have refrained so far!)

Oh dear, its not a flattering dress, too much cleavage. I guess that the pose is deliberate, hides the fact that she's lost no inches whatsoever. Notice the carefully posed cars in the background...

I notice bruv posted a pic of him posing on his balcony with laptop in the sun. I can see clearly that the sun reflecting on the screen means he won't be able to see what he's doing. Its just a pose to impress. I know this from experience as I am also working outside in my sunny garden, but choosing to sit in a shady spot so I can see the bloody screen.

Kelpie don't you always stand in front of an open door with your cars mm away for a selfie.
Especially with a huge house, and huge drive. There obviously was no other way.
The cars are practically sitting on the new vile sofas!

Whatever Yawn can do, BBL can do better ....if you think Yawn's outfit is too booby have a look at BBL's outfit for the garden.

Also BBL has apparently lost 12lbs again

Honestly if you added up all the weight these individuals have lost over the years they would have disappeared ages ago.

Nurse says she has done 6 c9s in the last 2 years. What a waste of time and money.

Can someone give me a clue to BBL please?

And the cost of 6 C9s would easily have paid for a two day trip for her son to a UK theme park, never mind all the personal purchases to remain active.

2 plus years and not even supervisor - why can’t she see what a waste of time and money it is?

Can she not see that she is barely making any sales at all, yet alone enough to get to the giddy heights of a yoga mat?

Bruv must be struggling in lockdown. That posh gym and pool in his block of flats will be closed, surely. How lonely just with a fridge full of gunk for company.

How is Broke getting away with all these BBQ's knob.

If that dress is from LK Bennet I’ll eat my own head !

BBL saying some very worrying things like this on one of her recent before and after Insta pics. It's a dangerous message. Quote:

I lost weight whilst I was pregnant no surgery xx