MLM Bot Watch 59: where lies about network marketing come to die at the hands of the anti-MLM movements!

[BSintolerant]

Where were we? Ah, yes: the Forever Living Global culty rally.

There surely can't be anything left of yawn now with the amount of successful c9s she has completed.

When I see celebrities posting endless selfies and swimwear throwbacks I think vapid, attention-seeking, desperate, look at meee! All a little bit sad.

In the current climate not only is it shallow but utterly inappropriate and tone deaf.

Obviously When PHD does it I think wow, what an amazing business leader she must be. As a woman, I am in awe at how how empowered she makes me feel! 🤣

Yawn claimed to lose 12lb I think in her last c9. In reality the most fat she could have lost would have been 2-3. Hardly worth it

If you look at Broke's fb page avatar pic of him and gf, look at the object to the left in the background. If you would ever look inside it, you'll see his lifestyle .

Yawn posted to say that she was going to Tesco to buy food because she had lost £6 and wanted to celebrate.

Yet she also tells us that c9 has helped her change her disordered eating. Ok then. 😂😂😭😂😭

I don't understand how Yawn was eating a shit loads of carbs everyday seeing as she is eating a plant based diet? She said she had to cut out gluten and dairy about 3 months ago, so where would those carbs come from? apart from potatoes.

Nurse is doing a desperate live begging for product orders. 2 for £24 so about £8 saving I think, only available for the next 24 hours. Her mum has commented 3 times on the video, hi, hi there, this looks great, presumably to increase exposure via fb algorithms. The video is so dark and grainy you can hardly see it though.

It won't do shit to the Facebook algorithms if her live is on her personal page or closed group

Oh yes. Forgot she was doing a product evening.

How many watching? Any interaction apart from her mum? Any indication of how many ccs she needs now?

Ah yes. She won an 'award' for her product lives. They are all dark and all she says is 'it's amazing'. Including the ones where she's trying to show the virtues of an illuminating cream.

She's an awful salesperson. Her hook appears to be the money back guarantee 'try it! Finish it off and get your money back!!'

Broke wants us to shame his home based business and CBD knowledge.

Please help me shame my small home based business and knowledge in the CBD industry 🌱💚^^
Add it up and add anyone you think could benefit from having CBD in their lives or to know more and learn more on the subject!!

Big thanks.. pove [Broke] xxx

Shame...

From Nurse-
DISCOUNTED PRODUCTS 🌟🌟

So following my online product evening (video below)... Here is a recap of all the discounts on for the next 24 hours.... They end tomorrow evening at 8pm....

🌟Aloe Gel drinks - buy 3 for £61.00

🌟Aloe Hand soap - £11.50
🌟 Toothgel - £5.00
🌟 Deodorant - £5.50
🌟Aloe lips - £5.00 for 2

🌟Aloe gelly - £13.12
🌟Aloe heat lotion - £13.12
🌟Aloe lotion - £13.12
🌟Aloe moisturising lotion -£13.12
(Buy 2 of the above for £24)

🌟Aloe propolis - £13.00
🌟Aloe scrub - £10.50
🌟Bar of soap - £4.50
🌟Travel kit/mini’s - £19.16

2 giveaways for the 1st 2 orders placed for £50 or over

1. Sonya gel mask (worth over £22)

1. Aloe Bio cellulose face mask (worth £10)

All offers will end Thursday 23rd April at 8pm. 😘

A bar of soap for £4.50 and that’s the discounted price? SMH

I regularly buy a pack of 4 x Simple soaps for £1.25 from Tesco. 31p each. No aloe, granted, but they do the job!

Those prices are ludicrous. 3 packs of shitty sugary drinking gel for over £60? Who on earth can afford to be that extravagant at the moment?

Shit rolls uphill in MLMs.

It always amazes me that anyone pays these prices for average/shit products.

The packaging of the aloe stuff is diabolical. Looks so cheap and the branding is all over the place. Some of it has new branding, other stuff has the old branding. Looks like pound shop goods at premium-rate pricing. It's not even organic either so I have no either what justifies the price, especially as they yak on about cutting out the middle man and supplying direct to the consumer.

Does yawn wear those eyelashes. Every. Day? Fucking weird innit?

It’s as much as I can do to put a proper bra on.

Yawn looked rough as boots in her last insta video. No amount of slap can cover the stress of impending bankruptcy and the sheen of desperation it seems

And actually can I say I think she's very pretty when she does make up free selfies etc. I'm not being cruel for the sake of it. The cracks are showing, in every way

Nurse has ramped up the emotional blackmail in her latest group post about achieving her promotion. She also seems to now need 21ccs where it was 19 the other day. Perhaps someone has taken her up on the money back guarantee.