MLM Bot Watch 48 - Don't miss the BBC Documentary investigating the truth about Multilevel Marketing / Network Marketing!

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Don't miss the BBC Documentary which is to be broadcast on BBC 3 & BBC iPlayer on the 27th April and BBC 1 on the 8th May!

Each MLM has its own titles for positions in the pyramid, FLP chose to mirror a 'conventional' business (supervisors, assistant managers, managers), Younique uses colours to denote presenter ranks, for example.
As the brainchild of demented Messiah Bot, TS-Life probably has the most ridiculous (commodore, admiral, ambassador, imperial grand master...).
From the mundane to the ridiculous, the main thing to bear in mind is that they are arbitrary positions in the pyramid, and may as well be named after household objects for all they really mean.

When yawn tells 4 of her (new) downline that they are going to the Bahamas for working hard for 12 months. I’m presuming they haven’t qualified yet. She is putting them under pressure to work hard in the next year. We know they will not be making any money in the next year and definitely will not be qualifying for holidays.
Yawn you are fucking despicable.

Bots literally crying that they can now take their daughter on the trip of a lifetime to the Bahamas.

All written like its a given and she has the tickets in her hand and its nailed on.

Sometimes, I genuinely think that they believe their own BS.

The bots will have been led to believe by Yawn that it is a done deal, as long as they follow certain simple steps.

They have no reason to distrust her, they wouldn't have signed up otherwise. What they will soon realise is that the steps are not that simple, that there are in fact hoops of increasing height to jump through.

They will be unable to meet the impossible targets and either give up, or vow to do better next year. There will be no comeback for Yawn, as it will have been their fault for not wanting/working for it hard enough, despite her providing them with the tools...

Yawn knows that not one of them will be going to the Bahamas. It is highly likely she won't either. She is a con artist on a par with Wig & Sleaze.

So so sad.

Nurse bot, Uber and Uber's sister are also all posting about the Bahamas

Not difficult to guess which one of those won't qualify

Nurse bot is so excited to choose between Thailand and the Bahamas and take her son

I’m just hoping none of them qualify next year and that forever shite has totally collapsed in the UK by this time next year.
Nurse bot must be seriously brainwashed and botted up if she thinks she can qualify.

All Nurse Bot wanted was enough to take her kid to a theme park.

Now, her head is full of Thailand and the Bahamas. She will see neither (not through FLP, anyway).

In the meantime, this has served to obscure the fact for her that she has sunk more than enough into Yawn's scam to have taken her kid to an extended stay in a theme park...

Nursebot's post about meeting up with another nurse to discuss 'the business' was interesting for another reason, too. There was no photo of them both together, posed with sales literature etc. No photo at all, actually.

A friend / bot was a business owner, boss, global business coach, mentor and leader according to her social media. Then eeek, all delighted woopimg and joy as she became a supervisor.

Makes no sense. Nothing wrong with stepping up to a supervisory position (hopefully the first step on career progression) and in real world jobs it is an achievement BUT if you already are a boss / coach / mentor / leader, why would a supervisory position be an achievement?

It’s reminiscent of what happened to my friend when she was fully bottled
She posted about a free holiday in Greece (presumably Eagle retreat that year?) and ‘can’t wait for this! This company is so generous! Come on, who’s joining me!

OF COURSE she didn’t qualify

Nurse bot all full of false hope for her and her boy is just tragic. That’s the worst thing for me.

Me too

Yawn is breaking the rules calling it a c9!

My rabbits eat more than that. 🐇

DH bought me a Yazoo at the shop just now. I think he vaguely remembers me craving milkshakes in pregnancy. Last was 5 years ago and I'm not pregnant now. Anyway it made me think of this thread 😁

I feel desperately sorry for nurse bot. She is the ultimate victim. She’s alienated her friends and she doesn’t even sound confident in what she said in her lives tonight in her group page while her poor kid is screaming his head off in the bath.

Does anyone know the average time before someone really wakes up and sees it for what it is? Is it months or is it more likely to be years?

I am actually genuinely concerned for nursebot - as the only time she seemed in control of what she was saying was when she said everyone ignored her business posts which is probably the truth. She certainly doesn’t sound confident when she’s blagging about placing massive orders and talking about the opportunity to new recruits.

She has no one interested in joining her business. No phone calls to make
Very very few orders
And she’s driving to Warwick tomorrow to collect them. They’ll mostly be what she’s buying herself

How can yawn say they’ll all qualify for the holiday when as far as I know she hasn’t qualified for the eagle manager retreat for years?

Because she is a first class bullshitter con artist with absolutely no conscience.

Nurse bot doesn’t look comfortable lying on her latest live.

Anyone who missed the interview on the Victoria Derbyshire show today with Ellie Flynn can catch up here.

Starts roughly 24:30

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0004m17/victoria-derbyshire-26042019

I saw it.
Don’t think it was hard hitting enough unfortunately.

What do they have to do to qualify for Eagle Manager holiday?