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MLM Bot Watch 40 - Forever Living is 40! Yet still 99% of people in all MLM's lose money

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Whiterangey · 29/05/2018 12:27

Not making money with Forever Living?

Not making money with any MLM?

How to make money with Forever Living?
How to make money with MLM?

Maybe this report done for the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) by Jon M. Taylor, MBA, Ph.D., of the Consumer Awareness Institute may have the reason why.

www.ftc.gov/sites/default/files/documents/public_comments/trade-regulation-rule-disclosure-requirements-and-prohibitions-concerning-business-opportunities-ftc.r511993-00008%C2%A0/00008-57281.pdf

When someone urges you to join an MLM in their downline with tales of the riches you can earn, all they are trying to do is use you to earn themselves more money. They know the stats, they know you won't make money and you will lose money, and friends.

They will lovebomb you, be your best friend, be all over you and then drop you like a stone.

Look at the person who is your uplines facebook. See how the people who were tagged in her statuses a year ago the same way you are tagged now are doing. Are they still with the company? Many won't be. Those who are will still not be doing well, exactly the same as a year ago, or two years ago.

If you are in Forever living, check facebook for the global rally cheques of your upline, notice how they have been going down year on year? The market reached saturation point in 2015, it's downhill since then and things will get worse, not better.

Most MLM's in the UK are at the same point, we are not a huge country and MLM's have reached saturation point.

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BSintolerant · 21/06/2018 20:30

Oh no it isn't!

Norma27 · 21/06/2018 20:31

Why does Uber keep putting forever shite products in her baby’s hands? So bloody bizarre. Look at her new favourite toy which I’ve put in her hand as she is falling asleep!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 21/06/2018 20:32

Uber is just creepy in the way she uses her kids...

moose23ishungry · 21/06/2018 20:53

So who's entering yawn's illegal raffle?

moose23ishungry · 21/06/2018 20:54

Ah ignore me. She's not charging for tickets.

You just buy some aloe shit and then you get a ticket.

Hunbot · 21/06/2018 20:58

Wait wait wait. I have finally caught up with you. I read a link to page 1 in February and it has taken 4 months of reading every day to catch up. Phew just catching my breath. Wish I had read timeless Vie before it got shut down. Have an active isogenix bot who keeps lamenting at people working j.o.b and crowing about having gone on 5 holidays this year courtesy of her side hustle, a new Stella and dot who added me to her launch group (which I took myself out of) - is on mat leave so a classic victim, and one of my friends keeps trying to arrange a pamper party and is so far on her 5th date attempt as getting no takers. Definately seeing things with blinkers off since falling down this rabbit hole. I have been blocked by yawn and never even commented (gutted) have worked out uber, blood sucker, Castle, yawn and salon bot. Can someone pm me broke, wig and her partner and messiah as not worked these ones out. Thanks huns

Whiterangey · 21/06/2018 21:20

I don't know if Yawn can be reported for the competition.

You can report people for running a business from their personal facebook account, a business should be run from a business page or group, not a personal facebook profile.

It only takes 20 seconds to report.

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Whiterangey · 21/06/2018 21:23

@Hunbot You definitely deserve praise for reading all of that.

We aren't allowed to give the names over PM unfortunately, Messiah will become obvious as TSLife becomes more active when he gets his TS Life products to sell.

Welcome to the thread Hunbot.

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BangingOn · 21/06/2018 21:38

I’ve noticed Uber is sharing photos of her older children a lot more recently, I’d only seen the baby for quite a while.

Hun that’s a serious amount of MLM reading! As White says, TS Life is an interesting new MLM to research if you want to do more.

Whiterangey · 21/06/2018 22:47

@Hunbot No idea how you could go about finding Broke, the HempFather himself.

Which is a shame because he really is the HempFather

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Whiterangey · 21/06/2018 22:49

Has anyone seen any posts where bots are trying to get the soon to be ex Jamberry bots into their company?

I was expecting to see a lot but I haven't seen any. Which is a bit strange because when other MLM's have gone tits up, Maelle for instance, the vultures were only too keen to try and recruit the Maelle bots into their own teams.

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Hunbot · 21/06/2018 23:21

You know what there just isn't enough searching for the word hemp on Facebook. May go and look some up

Hunbot · 21/06/2018 23:25

OK. Was not expecting that.

Whiterangey · 22/06/2018 01:55

Nobody expects the HempFather, it's part of his charm.

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SSDGM · 22/06/2018 11:58

Broke is giving the sprays to his kids. KIDS.

It helps with ADHD. I cannot roll my eyes hard enough.

ArbunneHun · 22/06/2018 12:24

They are ALWAYS giving stuff to their kids. Remember Bradford’s last coffee MLM but one, where the diet hot chocolate was ‘curing’ her son?

I think it was the one before last. Might’ve been Valentus even. I’ve lost track, to be honest.

ArbunneHun · 22/06/2018 12:26

Oh god, and when Sacked By Ariiiiix was still with Ariiix she did a live where she put her own urine through an Ariiix filter bottle and then got her own child to drink it.

I promise I’m not making that up. It happened.

ArbunneHun · 22/06/2018 12:28

They all go on and on about their kids being their “why” and then they go on to publicly exploit them to sell a few shitty products/sign up another vulnerable mother to lost money.

spanfan · 22/06/2018 12:51

Ooh there is a fabulous live from one of my favourites. I like to call her Norfolkbot. I think she's a Salon minion.

She recently posted a live explaining why a cost is justified.

Its bot gold. Apparently because doctors, surgeons and lawyers have to pay out on their career for training, it's the same for MLM.

Brilliant. 😂😂😂😂😂

ArbunneHun · 22/06/2018 13:57

Hun, there are now MLMs based on training to become an MLM mindset trainer.

#meta

Whiterangey · 22/06/2018 14:10

@ArbunneHun What?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

Her urine through a filter and given to her kid? It's official i've heard it all, there is nothing more to hear, not now, not ever, not forever ever.

It is possible that an at home water filtration system could remove the nasty urine, but it would be impossible to remove other things, like medication, alcohol, having a mother that is a bit of a nutter.

That is just pure nasty. Why didn't she drink it herself? Was it a kind of a John Gummer feeding his kid the hamburger type thing?

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Malibeau · 22/06/2018 14:22

@ArbunneHun are these the people who advertise with things like "not getting any leads?", "want to know the secret of making six figures in your MLM business?" Etc?

ArbunneHun · 22/06/2018 14:40

@WhiteRangey - to be fair, she did chill it first. I mean, feeding body temperature filtered wee to your child would be too much... amirite???

Whiterangey · 22/06/2018 15:01

@ArbunneHun Why didn't you say it was chilled? I wouldn't have bothered posting anything, that makes it totally fine, I do it all the time.

Breastmilk or Bottle? Not me, I just fed my kids my own urine, it's natural.

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 22/06/2018 15:05

I hope there were paper parasols, ice cubes, slices of citrus and spiral straws to highlight the 'premium' nature of this treat.

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