MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!

[Whiterangey]

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Wood Wife says that she has been really lazy with her Aloe business and now needs to step things up.

Has Yawn been cracking the whip?

Lazy? She was flogging her shite within a week of giving birth!

@Twentytwentyhindsight Yawn didn't think that was an adequate excuse for time off. Always work the biz!

But I thought Yawn had taken a whole year off to ruin restore a 17 century cottage?

@Twentytwentyhindsight A whole year to shabby chic a few items around the house - she's so lucky that her residual income allows her extended time off to chill and shabbify!

And still the cheques keep rolling in!

Those cheques will come in handy to buy cakes when she's giving us all supper soft feet

Actually, it looks like the bots will be on thin gruel for supper from now on...

@entrepeneur You're spelling is terrible.

'shabby chic'

You spelt 'shit' wrong.

@Whiterangey I am an entreprenuer bossbabe, not a dictionary. You are a hater - watch me or join me, Hun! But I don't care about what you think about my spelling. I am on my way to Imperial Grandmaster Mint Choc Master

Is this legal?

I don't know.

It's certainly worth reporting, though.

Nope. And if her bank and or PayPal were to question those small amounts of money being transferred into her account and realised they were from an illegal raffle, both would be closed down. Without question. 🤔

Roomie bot went out for breakfast. It appears she left a card saying that you can earn extra cash from home and giving her details.

I'm guessing she left that as a tip.

She also posted about being fortunate to be inheriting some money. Inheriting money is never fortunate, it means someone close to you has died, i'd describe that more as being a bad thing rather than fortunate.

I'm not a cold hearted bitch though so my point of view may differ slightly.

Roomie bot is not as ready to step into Yawn's Louboutins Clarke's as we may have thought.

Any bot worth their salt would have pitched the request for caravan recommendations as being because she is earning so much from the biz, rather than because of a 'fortunate' inheritance.

A group I'm in is having a discussion on how to stop mlm bots pushing their wares. I am thoroughly heartened by the responses - lots of anti-mlmers posting great links and no huns trying to defend their position. The only person to say mlm doesn't mean pyramid scheme was promptly shown exactly why it does!

Oh and my favourite comment was that mlms are like pyramid schemes operated by magicians where the product is the distraction but they still want you to believe in magic even though we all know it is smoke and mirrors.

That's a great one, Tizzle! Haven't seen it before, but it's so true - brilliant!

Roomies garden office looks like a junkyard unless those piles of sticks are more 'stickart'
Also love the metaphorical dead/dying aloe plant shoved into a place where no one might see it.

How dare you diss Roomie's outdoor office. She has a seaside cottage dontcha know (aka a terraced house in a town by the sea).

Actually you're right, it looks like a semi-derelict builders yard. Hardly aspirational. She needs to shabby shit it a bit.

No, I think Roomie is brighter than we give her credit for - the shrivelled Aloe Plant is clearly her metaphor for FL dying on its arse.

Roomie bot is not as ready to step into Yawn's Louboutins Clarke's as we may have thought.

Is this before or after she emerges her supper hooves into a concoction of botsnot Twenty?

I'm relieved there isn't an ice cream MLM. Bots would be running "ice cream" through their Botshite Translate app resulting in "arse cream". They'd end up licking Emma Freud cream out of an inverted cone and anointing their arses with mint choc chip, Mr Whippy and a flake 69.

Is there an MLM app (for which bots pay extortionate fees) to make their written English / Botshite look like it needs to go on an exclamation mark withdrawal scheme or a twelve (to six figures) step plan towards comma sobriety?

Roomie has been doing this shit for 3.5 years and still no cheque. She isn't a 'known' bot, she only has recognition here because she was Yawns roomie on the no cheque Dallas trip.

We'd all be calling her a victim if it wasn't for the small matter of her scamming someone terminally ill with cancer to join FL.

She is ruthless enough to be a top bot, but she is too stupid to realise the party is over.