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MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!

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Whiterangey · 09/05/2018 00:13

The first 5 people who comment 'Botshite' win a free pampering session!

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 14/05/2018 20:41

Castle, Castle's bruvva, Casle's bestie.

Whiterangey · 14/05/2018 21:07

In one story of how they came to find fame and fortune in forever living, so was Yawn.

Obviously copied the post from Castle and changed her personal bits, except for the part about working for the police.

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 14/05/2018 21:18

According to her LinkedIn profile, Yawn was a communications operator for West Mercia Police until she found her calling in scamalamland.

Funny that, I've seen her claim multiple times that she worked in childcare before FLP came to the rescue...

Twentytwentyhindsight · 14/05/2018 21:19

Surely an honest mistake. Someone with her integrity would never dream of bending the truth deliberately.

Whiterangey · 14/05/2018 21:22

Oh, so it wasn't a mistake, it was true, she just felt that a childminder makes a better rags to riches story.

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 14/05/2018 21:23

Looks like it.

SoftlyCatchyMonkey1 · 14/05/2018 21:30

I don't understand why yawn would be plugging poonique make up when Flp do their own makeup...isn't that a conflict of interest?

Twentytwentyhindsight · 14/05/2018 21:31

Depends on the audience, I suppose.

For the potential FLP mugs prospects, she was a downtrodden child minder.

For those who might want to employ her as a professional business coach, she "provided first-class technical support to officers on the ground, often in times of fast paced stress and action".

Easy mistake to make really...

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cozietoesie · 14/05/2018 21:54

Oh Yes.

Whiterangey · 14/05/2018 22:17

It really is amazing at how their minds work, lying about their career history to con more people into joining them.

They need to do the 'business presentations' they need to keep on top of the 'mindset training' of all of those present in that building tonight.

Just seen one of the bots who was there post about getting your summer body and using the C9.

I actually know how to get a summer body. Do you have a body? Is it summer? How easy was that?

Also on the bots timeline is various desperate things. A stall at a fete, they never go well, some meeting in a coffee shop to show off how awesome aloe vera is. Seems only bots are going to these things and commenting on her posts.

Her, and her bot friends, must be spending out a huge amount of money.

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worcestersauce29 · 14/05/2018 22:25

comms operator does not a police officer make ;)

Teddy1970 · 14/05/2018 22:29

Castle's mum is really going for it with her comments on the shindig Castle had the other day...banging on how Fl brings families together, what a load of bollocks, it's greed that brings them together nothing more, nothing less.

Whiterangey · 14/05/2018 22:37

What does a comms officer do?

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 14/05/2018 22:40

Bit like a minicabs dispatcher, but with a pension attached, I expect.

Tizzlebizzle · 14/05/2018 22:50

Why would anyone but from FL? This was posted in a fb group I'm in. The price is Canadian dollars so about £5.

MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!
cozietoesie · 14/05/2018 22:52

Walmart is a tougher competitor than the FTC. Wink

Toobusytowee · 14/05/2018 23:37

For my piece on FLP’s downfall, I’m documenting the number of promotions that were given out. I have the figures for 2015-2017 as they were openly published. This is not the case for 2018. Has anyone here been able to find figures like that for this year?

worcestersauce29 · 15/05/2018 00:03

a comms officer, takes calls and refers to police officers for action (oft described as a call centre operator)

Whiterangey · 15/05/2018 00:14

So what you are telling me is that Yawn is stretching the truth a bit?

I'm shocked, someone of her moral superiority is stretching the truth?

I'm not sure i believe you.

@Twentytwentyhindsight she doesn't need a pension, she could retire now if she wants to, she's the MLM version of Jeff Bezos.

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cozietoesie · 15/05/2018 00:17

Sorry, Toobusy. I doubt you'll find such figures available in a readily available way.

These days. Wink

Toobusytowee · 15/05/2018 00:22

That’s what I suspected Cozie.

PremierNaps · 15/05/2018 01:27

Easy to get sucked in I suppose. Poonique is prominent on my news feed at the moment but I haven't seen any FLP bots for awhile. Must be hard to sell C9 constantly at a rip off price.

Whiterangey · 15/05/2018 02:26

What I have learnt today is that you cannot trust people.

Well bots anyway.

Finding out that Yawn's mention of the police wasn't a bad copy and paste job but something which she deliberately hid to make herself out to have had a lesser paid job, to watching her turn a situation where only one person showed up for her headshot session into there being quite a few. She also mentions Mr Yawns testicular cancer in her little biographies.

Not to mention I have been re-reading a fair few Timeless Vie and Botwatch blog posts and almost every article I can pick bits out that all the bots are doing. Most disturbingly, what the ones at the bottom of the definitelynotapyramid are doing.

I know that in the case of forever living those numbers are greatly reduced, but some of the articles I was reading are from 2016. The bottom bots talked about then will be out and still paying off their credit cards, or maybe even have gone through the house repossession process, but it sucks that it is still going on with new victims. I know some of those who were bottom bots at that time are here.

Seeing that crowded meeting room with Uber, Yawn, and BFF brainwashing all those bots made me feel physically ill. How can they sleep at night? I guess the answer to that is in their expensive beds in their expensive homes. Apart from BFF who had to move out of her million pound mansion because she could no longer afford it, or so she could hear the church bells, depending on how gullible you are.

I know the holy grail would be legislation that bans MLM's, but I can't see that happening in the near future which really sucks.

It is so scary how some people can lie so easily about the smallest of things to give a certain impression to those they are trying to financially abuse. Saying you were a childminder instead of working as a call handler for the police is an insane lie.

MLM's really are indistinguisable from cults. To the point that in some small way I believe that bots like Uber, Castle, and Yawn truly believe that they will get the boom years back again, and that this time next year their cheques will be at the level they were in 2016 or higher.

Though I do think that Yawn's cheque for next year will be 5 times higher than it was this year. It may even be as much as 10 times higher, we will have to see how it goes.

I am so glad that forever living is on the way out, although in a way that sucks as it means that it's wrecked such huge devastation that there is nobody left in the UK for them to screw over.

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