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MLM Bot Watch 35 how to lose friends and alienate people with Younique Forever Living Juice Plus Arbonne Crypto currency and tea and coffee MLM cults

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BSintolerant · 19/01/2018 19:04

Thread 34 may be no more;
Thread 35 is quite alive.

Let's make sure it stays that way.

This thread is here to expose the garageful of lies pedalled by multi level marketing (network marketing) schemes, i.e outrageous health claims, unlimited wealth and residual earnings, to name but a few.

#sackthebot

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SSDGM · 29/01/2018 14:19

The Herbalife bots don’t like it when you point out that Ronaldo also promoted fast food...

Norma27 · 29/01/2018 14:25

SSDGM ha ha did he? Will have to point that out to them. Unfortunately I think the gym coach has blocked me now!

ArbunneHun · 29/01/2018 14:29

Sick children are the perfect excuse for a ‘my little daughter is sick today. So glad that my business means I don’t have to go to work and neglect her like a bad parent, and instead can spend the day being the perfect mother and snuggling with her on the sofa’ post.

I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve seen a variation on that post...

ReformedBot · 29/01/2018 21:18

Yep that's right, poorly children are a marketing opportunity.

But Sandra, you're absolutely forked if little Timmy falls sick on Business Presentation night!

Spongebobette · 29/01/2018 21:34

Or having to travel a long way on a Monday night to ‘coach’ a roomful of new recruits

Living the dream eh!

Whiterangey · 29/01/2018 21:53

An ex valentus bot, current travel agent bot seems like she is going legit and opening up her own business selling clothes. The exact clothes she will be selling are available on places like ebay and amazon, so hopefully she can remain competitive. It's always good news when a bot goes legit.

PancakeInMaBelly · 29/01/2018 22:44

Whiterange a lot of bots are opening FB "boutiques"
If it's not another mlm it is some sort of middle man scheme or franchise

Whiterangey · 29/01/2018 23:47

Are they?

It's buying wholesale cheap, likely from china, and then selling them with a mark up in a boutique. With the bot I mentioned the clothes she has given people a sneak preview of are available all over ebay and other boutiques.

The clothes don't get brilliant reviews for quality, but they are bought cheap from a wholesaler so not really expected to be brilliant. I guess it depends on how much they are sold for, the markup on some items i've seen seems to be high.

It doesn't appear to be an mlm so at least that is a step in the right direction.

If they are all going to be doing it and getting the clothes from the same wholesaler it's not going to go very well with them all having the same things. Works for MLM for all the MLM type reasons, but not for a real business.

Unless it's dropshipping, although the wait for the business to be up and running suggests buy low and sell high.

PancakeInMaBelly · 29/01/2018 23:53

The ones I've seen don't personally hold/handle stock
They don't chose what stock is released each week
They just post the model pics they're sent on Facebook and take a % buy-in
They then take all the flack when the return/complaint process us crap

There's no autonomy to it just like mlm bot-ing

Whiterangey · 30/01/2018 00:45

That definitely sounds all MLMey. That sucks, I was hopeful there for a while.

I can't understand why some of these bots keep going from MLM to MLM with them all failing. Surely at some point they should realise it's the MLM model and not them.

ICJump · 30/01/2018 00:45

The clothing thing sounds like lulu rose. That leggings MLM.

fitgirl26 · 30/01/2018 09:37

From her post:
"And we will soon have an affiliate programme for anyone who would like to sell online via their own link and earn cash commissions! No set up costs, no stock to hold, no delivering - just sell online and earn! (Message to go on our waiting list)"

Hmmm.

ArbunneHun · 30/01/2018 11:25

Has anyone spotted the photo-shopped FLP ‘private jet’ making yet another reappearance on certain bots’ posts about the Dallas trip? Also, anyone else think that using an FLP-owned property is a bit of a cost-saving/down-grading exercise? Compare & contrast with the venues for the past few years... looks like they’re not expecting so many people this time..,

ArbunneHun · 30/01/2018 11:27

These online sellers: I wonder how much they know about the Consumer Rights Act and how it applies to online retailing?

Just curious. Grin

Whiterangey · 30/01/2018 13:13

Apparently Maelle are relaunching in March. Not seeing a pre-launch hype this time around.

ArbunneHun · 30/01/2018 18:41

Oh god, Maelle was depressing enough from set time around - all that eeeking about being in the first 2k and being ‘founders’ at the top of the old ‘inverted funnel’.

Not sure I can face Maelle II: The Sequel.

ArbunneHun · 30/01/2018 19:04

Anyone else read this Buzzfeed investigation into crypto scams/ponzis? It goes deep (towards the end) into uncovering one called iCenter Lite Bot. Which is - knock me down with a crypto-feather! - one that our favourite Welsh crypto-scammer power-couple (bleurgh!) is heavily promoting.

www.buzzfeed.com/ryanmac/cryptocurrency-scammers-are-running-wild-on-telegram?utm_term=.di2k5ZmqK#.ejA4l1Xk8

ArbunneHun · 30/01/2018 19:07

Seriously, you sleazy, lying pair:

GCC - ponzi
USI-Tech - ponzi
MassCryp - ponzi
iCenter Lite Bot - ponzi

I don’t care what you do with your own money, but stop encouraging other people to invest their hard-earned cash in these immoral, illegal schemes. You should be ashamed, it’s tantamount to theft.

ArbunneHun · 30/01/2018 19:08

(bit cross)

Angry
cozietoesie · 30/01/2018 19:22

Keep calm, Arbunne. Smile

ArbunneHun · 30/01/2018 19:38

MLM HULK SMASH

Toobusytowee · 30/01/2018 21:15

Herbalife have produced an income statement which has been picked to shreds by someone named Christine on a forum called ‘seeking alpha’. I found out about it from this blog.

mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.fr/2018/01/christine-richard-explains-how.html?showComment=1517300975637#c4399961682971629541

The following is a summary-

“The article was written for the investor platform, 'Seeking Alpha,' and conforms to the platform's editorial rules

In brief, Christine explains that the 'Herbalife' mob has, in contravention of the FTC's ruling, published misleading gross-'earnings' figures for its transient adherents in the USA - conveniently excluding the vast majority of these persons (approximately 470 000) by arbitrarily defining them as 'preferred members (who had no intention of making money).'

Of the approximately 215 000 transient American 'Herbalife' adherents who are arbitrarily defined as 'distributors (who signed with the intention of making money)' only approximately 40 000 have been paid some gross-commission or appeared to have made some profitable retail sales. The approximately 170 000 so-called 'distributors' who weren't in receipt of gross-commission and who didn't make some profitable retail sales, have been ignored - allowing 'Herbalife' falsely to imply that '90% of its distributors have earned income in 2017)'

In 'Herbalife's' distorted gross-'earnings' statement there is no reference made to the adherents' operating expenses or the churn rate of adherents.

Behind the mystifying 'Herbalife' fairy story, the reality is that, of all persons under contract to 'Herbalife' in the USA during June to September 2017 (685 000), only around 300 received gross-commission payments and appeared to make some profitable retail sales and were declared as having earned in excess of $14 000 gross during this period.

Therefore, the actual % of American 'Herbalife' adherents (no matter how they were arbitrarily defined in their contracts) who managed to generate any net-income from their so-called 'businesses,' is almost too small to calculate, let alone be of significance.

Since the 'Herbalife' racket was first instigated in 1980, it has been estimated that a never-ending chain currently comprising more than 60 millions persons have signed annual contracts with its front companies around the world. The overwhelming majority of these transient persons were arbitrarily defined in these reality-inverting documents as 'distributors/independent business owners.' “

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 30/01/2018 21:20

Arbunne i have also noticed two FL bots giving away a ticket to the Dallas bash.

cozietoesie · 30/01/2018 21:31

Oh My, Toobusy.

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