MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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New Thread!

I'm pretty sure she's used the bikini photo before when harking on about getting her figure back - the photo was from a long time ago, definitely pre-FL and maybe even pre-kids.

(If I could be bothered to trawl back through her 2 million selfies on facebook I'd find the post ....but I'd rather saw my arm off with a rusty spoon thank you)

How can posting about Valentus be against "community standards" but when I report hate speech from the Britain First page Facebook is absolutely fine with it? 🤔

Oh and Yawnbot has a personal trainer, does pretty credible Body Pump weights (if her photos are to be believed) but still needs a New Year C9? Not a brilliant advert for Aloe...

Comparing Yawnbots bikini photo with the photo of her new outfit she posted the day before it would appear Peter Kay was onto something when he joked about people losing ‘14 stone in a DAY!’
😂😂😂😂

Now I will never criticise anyone from r how they look, but I really cannot stand the way these bots do a C9, coupled with healthy eating and the gym.....lose weight, post loads of good angled selfies, and then six months later (after claiming things got in the way and they have let themselves go at th gym) sure enough another C9 comes out. The FIT programme is sold as lifestyle education programme, but I can pretty much guarantee that all of the bots who do them every 6 months, will all admit in private, that they are bigger now than ever, and all their selfies are at good angles. If these products worked it really wouldn’t be half as bad. It’s the dishonesty that bothers me. And the fact that they don’t practice what they preach! And as for time off....I can also pretty much guarantee that they will all be claiming to take time off, but we used to get training from top bots saying ‘don’t switch off in December, xmas is only one day, you should be working harder in December than any other month, building your pipeline with all the people who you know will have no money in January and will be wanting to make a change or do a C9’ January is the best month for C9’s. They will probably all be working every single day. Even xmas day

And yes special agent Cooper, that bikini shot was definitely a long time ago. All the C9’s that she has done over the last 8 years haven’t helped in the slightest as a long term solution!

#awkward at Thangbot boasting about all the presents she has bought and people replying by asking for their orders

I know an FLP manager who is on the clean 9s about as much as yawnbot. She is about twice the size than when she started and very unhappy with her body, always working out, counting calories and having the shakes and FIT bars they sell. I'm very into nutrition and knowledge has moved on so much from these ideas, the principles behind the C9 are relics from the 80s. One of the big reasons I didn't fully trust FLP with health. It's a shame.

Thangbot has an awful lot of customers yet to receive anything. Has she spent all the coffee money on Christmas presents that she is bragging about being too numerous to wrap?

Once one was brave enough to comment about not receiving their order they all popped up. That status is totally cringe it's make me feel so embarrassed when she is saying she will post the tracking info made up combination of both numbers and letters

Ooo Annie I was just coming on to post that. Wowsers she does NOT take any hint of criticism does she!!! Some helpful advice ... immediately met by a very cutting reply TRUE COLOURS

I'm thinking of doing a little project with some old Asda carrier bags and a an old coat rack. I call it "money for old rope" but I've painted it with some chic French grey and rubbed it down I have to admit I'm more than impressed with how well the Asda carriers have come up. If you only had the amazing talent I had in my little finger you would be great but unfortunately your just all plebs so please don't ever dare to offer advice because it's just not needed. Remember divine worship that is all that is required and if you send me £20 into my bank account I'll send you a shitty lipsyl and ferrrero Roche, don't all shout at once!!!

Sparkleyes - I long to be schooled in the art of shabby chic whilst basting myself in aloe and giving myself Clean 9 enemas. PM me Hun!

Thangbot is acting stupidly crass. Why boast about buying lots of presents if you have customers waiting?

In the FL world where phone/Instagram filters are the norm you've got to love "real" photos (put on fb by others) where bots are letting their hair (and guard) down.
Just seen those SpecialAgentDaleCooper and wow.............just wow........

ladiva the photos you’re talking about. Are they the ones on yawn bots wall?

Was the argument over the hamster? A few people were saying she should have had the hamster put down instead of smothering it with her bosoms in its dying hours

Not on her wall no but on Maternitybots wall [

Oh yes, the pics on Maternitybot's wall are not as skilfully edited as the ones that Yawnbot posts.

I hate to say this - but I don't think that this forum should be aimed at shaming or focusing on one particular bot - despite whatever we may internally feel - subjecting her to this kind of abuse is not on.. she probably does read this thread, and if it was me (even though I may have conquered my fear of bullies etc) I would be heartbroken to know that people were still poking fun of me on a public forum...especially at Xmas.... I don't know... just saying this is not what this thread is about!

For someone putting her whole life in the public eye, she will get a bit of flak about all aspects of her life, especially as she is the one posting about the multiple Clean 9s. I certainly don't think anyone has wandered into the territory of "abuse", bullying or yawning but happy to swerve it back on track with the anti-MLM mission statement

The thread exists to point out the obvious lies used by MLMs to hook new recruits in

Top bots use their FB profiles for attraction marketing and to try to engage with as many people as they can, to whom they sell a lie.

If you put your whole life (well, an idealised version of it) online and use it to lure victims into Forever Living, you are fair game IMO

I hope that people who stumble on these threads will see that these 'show off, wouldn't you love to be me' women are in fact as hard as nails and wouldn't think twice about persuading someone to part with hundreds of pounds and then spend more to achieve 'incentives'. I want them to see that all the love bombing and praising of downline 'teamies' for what it really is, a method of keeping the downline compliant.

However I agree that we need to also post about the companies themselves, the comp plans etc.