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MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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DoratheExplorer17 · 13/11/2017 17:58

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Spongebobette · 21/11/2017 22:19

It’s extraordinary isn’t it.

How much is it worth to walk across a stage, get applauded and get a badge?

NatashaShingles · 21/11/2017 22:45

Looks like Valentus CEO is trying to claw back some cash..... a new amazing tool to help your business just $79! Here we go 🙄🙄

ReformedBot · 21/11/2017 23:00

Considering at one point Forever had to stop recognising Supervisor and Assistant Manager promotions on stage because there was so manu they took too long (replaced with standing up and being clapped as a group) this shows they are really needing to scrape the barrel now...

Yes my ability as part of Forever. We were often asked 'what other company could give you this?' so the inplication was none. The idea of being a traditional entrepenur was played down too.

cozietoesie · 21/11/2017 23:10

What exactly is this tool? (If you know.)

BSintolerant · 21/11/2017 23:16

Reformed I think Forever Living discourages entrepreneurial spirit in its true sense (i.e. running a business which isn't mlm related). I've heard about bots who were ordered to approach people involved in start-ups who were working long hours to persuade them that Forever Living would make them a lot of money in a short space of time to enable them to pay someone to work in their shop / be their PA / teach in their dance school / take classes in their gym and other fairy tales. Sound familiar?

For those of you who joined Forever whilst running a real business did you find that Forever put off potential clients / customers?

BSintolerant · 21/11/2017 23:26

The shills are blaming victims for failing in their mlm "businesses" by preaching "It's all your own fault you've failed. I coached you. I gave you advice! I am the God of mlm coaching and the only reason you failed is because you did not listen to me and because you did not do what I told you to do!" Or words to that effect.

Don't let these lowlife, desperate shills guilt-trip you into believing that it's your own fault you didn't make loadsamoney out of network marketing. You are not the problem. The structure of mlm schemes and the screaming shills pedalling lies to get you to line their pockets with your hard-earned cash are the problem. Thankfully more and more people are realising this.

NatashaShingles · 21/11/2017 23:32

@cozie

RE-CAP of 11/18/17: JH started out reminding us to stay tuned in to all the Calls and to get text updates dial 76000 then Text PreVail! Then DJ came on tell us the Monday call will be a live Webinar on the new system! in place to skyrocket your biz! It will help people who are afraid to call Friends, Family, Christmas list...etc...... build their business.It will make everyone on an even playing field! Then N came on briefly describe this new tool and how simple it will be to duplicate!. Download App you'll be able to share all types of media assets intelligently. It's tied directly to YOU.You'll get notifications of when someone has watched video or whatever they've done so you can readily follow up. You can add them to a drip campaign immediately! The app will be completely turn key. Valentus has the letters with name of who your'e sending it to and also your name on it! and samples and nice packaging. Cold Customer (I think!) There will be a place for the credits for those. The samples will have 1 Italian & 1 Brazilian. This system has been worked on for TWO YEARS! Sneak Peaks were given to a couple of Blue Diamonds: BH said this is great for ANYONE with even a REMOTE interest who secretly wants to do it...YOU are not sending it...this APP is and it will be able to be tracked on the app! EVERY ASPECT of your biz will be amped up! This vehicle will allow you non-invasively if you lack confidence to effectively market! MM feels the same! KJ feels the exposure to the business for all your media contacts with all these bells and whistles is from a marketing standpoint since everything has gone mobile it's the most important tool you can have in your toolbox! NC greatly excited saying it's definitely the tipping point! The card going out with the samples is amazing. DC says the cost vs. the return on investment will be incredible. This will TRULY be the point, click and share way! TW echoed the game changer aspect and to remember our motto of the Customer First this sampling goes directly to that! This will create another Viral Movement. #ALLin JH feels Valentus will become the talk of the industry and more people than ever in the next 90 days> The only thing to grow your biz is to EXPOSE your business. 20 packs of samples for $79.99 for Cold market cost is nothing. With his 30 years in this Industry he has never been more excited. They will be working on a U.K. tool too!!! It's not about Valentus making money on this tool....DJ is going to offer some incentives too! So TUNE IN ON MONDAY! GOING TO BE EXCITING TIMES!

Apparently!!

Tableauz · 21/11/2017 23:58

What I have witnessed today has made me feel terribly sad. I don't want to post anything that would identify the bot but she has suffered a personal tragedy in the last couple of days. However the posts about her MLM haven't stopped. I know they are probably pre-planned to post automatically but as she has been on to address the very personal news I would have thought she'd want to turn off the automatic posts which jar at such a time - coming up, as they have, with an inappropriate levity before and after some very moving posts. It just made me very uncomfortable and upset that she can't even grieve.

pinkandstripey · 22/11/2017 09:57

Oh! My! God! Natasha! Could they get! Any more exclamation! Marks in there!

We went to ds's first school Christmas market the other day. The FL stall was huge, and in a great location, and I didn't see anyone stopping at the stall, and we went by a few times. I did notice several FL products on both raffle tables tho - so I expect she's given away more than she's sold :( :(

cozietoesie · 22/11/2017 12:54

Gosh Natasha. I’m almost sorry I asked! Grin

By the way, who is responsible for Data Protection compliance with it?

SSDGM · 22/11/2017 23:38

Are the top Vida Bots still denying its legal status in the UK? I saw THANGbot was feeling sorry for the distributors but milliondollarchequebot has said everything on the website is UK compliant.

Has anyone heard anything more about Maëlle? Was it due to launch again in December?

ReformedBot · 22/11/2017 23:51

Im reading Bot watch thread 5 (Feb 2016) and there is a user called CubicZirconis talking a lot with lastusername. All of cubics comments have been removed. Does anyone know what any of the content was? It seems there were some big claims judging by responses.

A lot mentioned about blonde hair people being chosen as shills. People also talking about the movement of downlines to promote others but Im not aware of that being possible in Forever.

fitgirl26 · 23/11/2017 07:22

@Tableauz - that’s sad. The Bots crow about “working their biz” anytime and everywhere but they shouldn’t feel that they can’t stop posting about it when something bad happens.

BSintolerant · 23/11/2017 07:43

Reformed Cubiczirconia was a very well-informed ex bot who told it how it was. We asked her lots of questions and she happily obliged. Subsequent posters have said pretty similar things to her. One day she announced she was leaving the threads and disappeared. She deleted all her comments and / or profile. I suspect she'd got all the mlm poison out of her system.

sparkleyes · 23/11/2017 08:23

Hey huns this time last year my dad was diagnosed with Huntingtons Disease I set up a separate fb profile and made links with the HD community I've just logged on to that profile and I've been added in to an "it works" group I'm actually speechless are these people for real!!!

cozietoesie · 23/11/2017 18:50

Oh Yes. Any and all 'opportunities'.

BSintolerant · 23/11/2017 19:54

Amaaaaaaaayyyyyazing opportunities at that.

sparkleyes · 23/11/2017 20:30

I'm sure they will have a cure for an incurable disease GREAT!!

In other news can someone please tell brokeflatbot those celeb organo photos are extremely photoshopped!

The OG bots are crowing all over the other coffee boys how long are we giving them till it all goes tits up...6 weeks?

sparkleyes · 23/11/2017 20:31

Has anyone seen our fave yaw boy telling us all about her amazing body transformation, I'm not seeing it tbh but then again I am overdue an eye test...

Sean1984 · 23/11/2017 23:03

Yawnbot planing a 500 income with a 18 yr old!!seriously! Hmm.Seen the comments for Rexy’s birthday from FL page,they really are vomit inducing stuff.

Toobusytowee · 23/11/2017 23:15

Whilst researching for a blog post on the use of testimonials (botwatch.blog/2017/11/23/testimonial-use-in-mlms/) I came across this page on Juice Plus' own page www.juiceplus.com/us/en/buy/complete/juice-plus--complete-variety. I was looking to see if there is vitamin A in the shakes because someone was recommending it for pregnancy. There is a little link to click on if you are Californian. I'm not Californian, but thought I'd click on it anyway. It takes you to a page warning that the shakes contain an ingredient that can cause birth defects! And bots are telling pregnant women to take it. Unbelievable.

cozietoesie · 23/11/2017 23:19

Head Office attempting to cover their own backside, legally?

BSintolerant · 24/11/2017 01:05

sean Grin

Happy birthday Sexy Rexy! I'm toasting you with a glass of parslaii and have organised a flappy pigeon fly-past in your honour.

I can't take credit for organising the bevy of scantily-clad bots who jumped out of your giant birthday cake armed with skinny lard and lewd intentions. Wink

Sean1984 · 24/11/2017 01:48

Confused this is one of the comments , like seriously !!!-Happy Birthday to a lovely gentleman who is so thoughtul. Wishing you a fantastic Birthday with the bestest celebrations that you truly deserve. I am so forever proud and I am so so delighted that you were the gentleman to have founded Forever Living so many, many years ago. Thank you so, so much for all you have done for us, mapping out everything for us for our dreams to come true. And thank you for our amazing products that each one of them is so so versitile. I haven't met you yet, but sometimes I feel like I have through watching webinars and learning each day how much I want to climb so high in this company even with any hurdle that is thrown my way. I long for the day to meet you. You are just so, so lovely, absolutely awesome. I am very thankful for being part of this amazing huge Forever Family, making friends whereever I go with lovely people who live so far away who are in Forever. I thank you, I am so grateful for everything. #HappyBirthdaytoyouRex! from me, ,my husband and my two gorgeous children.” Vomit

GoldenKelpie · 24/11/2017 07:01

sparkle had a quick look at Brokebot's page.

Hmm, photoshop is definitely a skill some reps don't have Shock.

"Assosciate" is actually spelt "associate".

Not being able to sleep (several references from him and others to this effect) is possibly something to do with drinking that coffee and is an indication that they should limit intake.

It's all a bit desperate (again).

toobusy, had a look at botwatch page and read testimonial article Sad.

This is serious, actually. There are few pregnant women who would continue to take these supplements if they knew about the Californian warning. The fact that we cannot do anything about it because the testimonials come from abroad is shocking. Wold be interesting to get JuicePlus UK's written opinion about the Californian warning...can you imagine the anguish if a woman discovers that her baby's health has been compromised by taking these supplements? Shock

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