MLM Botwatch 31 - A thread for people concerned that a friend or family member has disappeared into the world of MLM

[GavinFromTradingStandards]

New thread Huns

Yay - found it! A new thread created on the day Salon Bot is joined in matrimony with Onecoin Bot. How very apt.

Awwww wipes tear

Ah. Thank you, Gavin.

I wonder if they had Yazoo Creme Brûlées at their reception and a wedding cake made from Chickpeas? :)

Congrats salonbot! May you and your husbot forever be joined in holy bottrimony.

Just watching a hilarious live on FB. I'm not sure what her "bot" pseudonym is, but she is very tight indeed with Salonbot. Yesterday her live was all about "negative nellies" and "haters gonna hate" and "I love selling skinny coffee, and (cough) it isn't really illegal." Today, however, is a complete 180 turnaround - "I still stand by every single word I've said, but... I've found a new company that does something my PREVIOUS company doesn't" and "I'm leaving (Valentus)." Biggest reason she claims "Is product is fully licensed and is just as good as Valentus", which seems very much like it's just more "miracle slimming" coffee.

She also states they have been told no Valentus bots are allowed to sell their products any longer. Her new product is "backed by science" and "is a much better product."

LOLOLOL!

Ooh @miffytherabbit1974 - give us a clue!

Yes give us more than that!!

Hold on folks, I'll message you her FB profile. In the meantime, might someone be able to tell me who Cockobot is? Thanks! ;)

Sent to you both. :)

Yay! Found the thread!
Can you PM me too miffy

I'll settle down and watch with a glass of wine. Who needs the telly when you have Bots!

Wonder what her upline wearswaytoomuchmakeupbot will think about that then?!

That's led me to start watching a live from some Bot with ridiculous lips who calls herself "Mammapreneur". Barf.

"we were all told a certain thing and then all of a sudden we was all told another thing". Kind of sums up MLM really.

Please will someone pm the Facebook page or whatever if one of these bots? I've been following and enjoying the threads and am now prepared to set up a fake fb to watch them!

I'd owe you a favour

LipBot has stated that Valentus Bots can't sell until November now and to watch out for many more "lives" going out this evening as Top Bots prostrate themselves in front of their downline to say they are jumping ship and it's all for them. Selfless.

Thank you!

Poor bots... They must be feeling in desperate need of some motivation right now... Hopefully this completely meaningless inspirational quote will cheer them up! They can post it on their timelines for other huns to coo over. ;)

Mammapreneur; The most precious jewels you'll ever wear around your neck are the arms of your children.

I have no words.

Could a kind soul possibly message me Mammapreneur's FB, as I'd like to spy on her?!!

Mammapreneur needs to update her business page - at the moment it still says "I'm all In" but the post on her personal page makes it clear she's "all out" (for the good of her team and nothing to do with money of course).

It's ok - I figured out who Mammapreneur is. Blech - yes, GriefLeavesItMark, that quote about her kids really is enough to cause involuntary retching.

Can someone PM me Cockobot and Mammapreneur ? Cheers, ears!!

Mammapreneur can Google as is on Facebook under that name (yes, really),