MLM Bot Watch 29 - Come and join #teamdannii! We are #disruptivebydesign and now powered by Timeless Vie's #skinnylard

[acatcalledjohn]

Previous thread here

Will follow up with links shortly. In the meantime this is especially for spongebobette

*Arbonne

Sorry was a bit overexcited

Lookie look

You're so blessed, Sponge.

But but but she's doing trading and everything!

*training

I'm not drunk, honest

Ngrggggg

"Hopefully, when I've made my mark with Arbonne, I'll be able to spend more time with this gorgeous boy x"

Was that the sound of you grinding your teeth?

Yes down to the stumps

Can I come to the party with you?!

I have spent the last few days immersed in the coffee MLM world. I have emerged, bewildered and amazed at what I found. It was me that found that Valentus clause. There were lots of other clauses as well that were interesting. I can tell you with authority what a 'structured' jewel is. This is someone who has achieved their rank through recruiting and buying products. A non-structured one is someone who has just paid the company a lot of money for the title.

The results of my coffee research have resulted in this blog post- botwatchblog.wordpress.com/2017/05/01/lean-java-bean-coffee/ . The claims! The ingredients! I nearly got lost down a rabbit hole tracing the company and people involved, but I have emerged safe and sane once again.

*toobusy

Once again, heartfelt thanks for 'all that you do'*

*sorry couldn't resist using that phrase that I keep seeing in botland

Seriously though 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

pigeon

Yes let's go together and ask awkward questions 😜

Toobusy

Many thanks. That was a powerful amount of work you put in there.

I'll just leave a couple more links and then leave before you all think I'm becoming a bit of a spammer.
This is a contents page I made with summaries and links to the most interesting and useful Botwatchblog posts. It might make for a good link at the beginning of threads. botwatchblog.wordpress.com/2017/05/01/contents-page/

This one is about a current lawsuit between two coffee companies. realworkfromhome.net/valentus-slimroast-coffee-supplier-lawsuit-claims-3-18-million-owed/

Ooh. That's an interesting lawsuit.

Why has isagenix launch been put back to 15 may?? Wasnt it meant to be last week?

'Where is the money for this coming from?' It's not, after all, generating on the moors every night, from the action of moonlight on mist. Love it Cozie

Thank you for going down the rabbit hole, Toobusy.

^When such depravity is found
It can only live underground.^

But but but @TooBusy... Lean Java Bean is CLINICALLY PROVEN! And if a bot keeps saying that on Facebook it must be true!

Mustn't it?

Bots don't know what 'clinically proven' even means. The research shows nothing of the sort. And that Macoco ingredient is the most worrying thing about it all. 'De-cocainised cocaine'? No wonder they all love it so much.

Another worrying thing about that coffee company is that they sell very expensive brain washing tools. There's red flags all over the place but the bots are so desperate to make it work, they just can't see it.

Ooh, StokeFlatBot is on one...

Can someone please PM me where to find StokeBotFlat and TopSalonBot? (And anyone else...interesting...I might have missed??)

Stokeflatbot - it's all very worrying really. One of his friends is trying to persuade him to exercise caution with what he's posting. He isn't listening though. He needs a good friend to literally kick him up the butt and make him see sense.

Please could someone pm me with some other top bots too? I know salon, coffee and stoke but I don't really know any others

The friend trying to calm him down is a failed LTW member who moved on to Vida Divina. She was another one with very few likes on any of her MLM related posts.

It's like watching a slow motion car crash! Particularly liked the buying stolen goods
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