MLM Bot Watch 28 - The Yazoo iis past iits use by date, but we have a massive #lardon: Tragiicomic cultiic wampum floggiing scamalangadiingdongs liike Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Jui

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Lets keep monitoring these pesky MLMs, shining a light on their nefarious activities, and supporting bots who realise the truth and need support.

Yes I have. Someone suggested she avoid slimming drinks so as not to aggravate them and she brushed it off.

So- Skinny Coffee.
Now am I right in thinking there was a No 1 formulation which had something removed (but the Bots weren't told) due to a compliance reason and now they have No 2 formulation which "isn't as good" although there are mutterings about the mystical No 1 formulation coming back? And they are no longer allowed to called it "weightloss coffee"? And in the meantime the bloke that created No 1 formulation has sloped off to Lean Java Bean which is "clinically proven" and IS allowed to be called "weightloss coffee"? My brain hurts.......

Ha haaaaa in response to earring about slimming tablets/ drinks
'mine are natural babe'

So are a lot of things which are poisonous

*warning

fitgirl
Yes that's right I think. Although the second coffee company can't really say their coffee is clinically proven, it just contains 2 ingredients which are

Its here folks #IMIN !!!!!! Turn the picture sideways

Turned sideways, it has a sort of..........'Egyptian' shape?

FFS

I've just watched a couple of 'lives' by a lifestyle blogger and female entrepreneur developer and covert Ariiix shill who is hilarious (might be the inspiration for India Backe-Hander)

I feel it is my duty to warn you that she tells her viewers that there are 5 magic words to close a sale or close a person (recruit)

'OK shall we do this?'

Beware beware beware

sean hahaaaaaaa ha

She hasn't come across me yet.

Seeing a whole load of these across Ariiiiix world

I wonder if it's wise to set yourself on fire, just to get attention?

Where is that post?! Can someone PM me? That's hilarious.

"I wonder if it's wise to set yourself on fire, just to get attention?"

Hmm, I think it's only something you would do once .

Also, the five words "Ok shall we do this?" is a question which can potentially be answered "no" by victim-to-be unfortunate friend/neighbour/random stranger.

Better to do it in four words "OK let's do this!" in an assertive shouty fashion while pumping fist in the air. Oops, I am in the wrong job I should be a 'mentor' .

You leave yourself open to a sweet smile and a 'Let's not' though.

Correct mycats, it's best to ask a question which can only get a yes response

Silly woman. In another vid she advises people not to use 'upline' 'downline' etc when prospecting oops, chatting to) potential new, ahem, members of your business 'family'

Bloody Nora, that DBD movement has a new private FB page for Mon and Tues and presumably every new day.....it's all a HUGE recruitment drive. You reply 'I'm in' and you get added to a page where you are then exposed to full on bottery

"full on bottery" made me lol

Full metal bot

On one of the early threads I shared some post-it unspirational MLM themed memes and the #DBDMovement has inspired me...

Oh that's absolutely brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Sinking lower and lower

'Overcame bullying' bot is now pimping her daughter to promote the super expensive FL skincare range. Shameless

And she's seen 3 new 'ladies' in a row today to tell them all about the FL business opportunity

Honestly the recruitment is just relentless

The recruitment is relentless isn't it?! Even amongst the top bots since they got back from Dubai.

"#imin" , put it into facebook and watch adults acting like 5 year old children. They all seem to have 3 to 4 of their 5 places gone,if u want to join the "movement" what the hell are these people smoking!! Flipping hell. Its like watching children palying grown up!!!

I find all this "movement" talk really worrying. As in, if someone I loved described themselves as being part of a "movement" all of a sudden I'd be worried.