MLM Bot Watch 26 - Powered by Twunks Yazoo. Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalamadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice Plus, Life Tree World (RIP)

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That too, kitten

Very poor proofreading and quality control.

Apparently they've 'sacked both the designers'

Hmm they employed designers did they.

^I'm afraid you have been very much misinformed and we are taking steps to recompensate our current customers on future products. There is no one more disappointed than ourselves for the small typo on the planner however it doesn't effect its functionality and it still remains the best Network Marketing planner on the market!' ^

Well, I'm sure they'll all be very grateful to be recompensated. Eh??

'recompensate' ?

*affect

Typos make a company look totally unprofessional.

Thing is, network marketing is about as unprofessional as it gets. So it's not as if they needed any help on that front.

My guess is that these are simply last year's stock. A half decent printer would have spotted that error.

Are the bots behind the planners inept, a bunch of con artists, or a disturbing diarrhoeal (that was not a typo btw) combination of the two?

Why would bots with any common sense even bother to buy a discounted 2018 pro planner when they could just take the sticker off the alleged 2017 planner to reveal 2016 (again) and change the number 6 into an 8? That's one way of cooking the books and getting away with it.

It's no wonder bots keep on chasing elusive seven figure salaries when the shills behind the planner are at sixes and sevens because they can't tell the difference between 6 and 7.

Lack of sleep is bad for business. Bloody hell. What an absolute crock of shit all round!

Oh, and Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!! 😱😱

Sacked the designer? Who could have designed such a product? Perhaps it was a bot who once had a graphic design business.

#sackthebro

And they claim that Forever is family friendly!

Has anyone else noticed the ridiculous new bot trend - you make a ludicrous illegal medical claim and then follow it up by saying 'I'm not making a medical claim'.

I'm afraid that is not going to cut it. Do you think the ASA are stupid?

Nope - my JP Bot is still happily flinging out medical claims left right and centre. He also claimed last week that JP helped him lose his "mummy tummy".

fitgirl I had no idea that Juice Plus was a gender reassignment aid.

When did he give birth?

Quite recently I believe! He also claimed to have dropped from 23 stone to 18 stone when he's a fitness instructor who has never been anywhere near that weight. You would almost think he is copying and pasting these things directly from whatever private JP Bot group he's in....

Its that time of year when desperate reps start to flog the Clean 9 'detox' although all the reps on my FB seem to be just paying for it themselves in an attempt to get others to join them. They still haven't worked it out that the rep is the customer have they.

Talking of Clean 9 I stumbled across this review which I rather liked for its honesty - read the comments as well to spot the MN name check. Hello to lastyearsgirl if you are out there. lastyearsgirl.pixlet.net/forever-living-clean-9-unbiased-review/

For obvious reasons, I have no difficulty taking tablets – but guys, we need to talk about the aloe vera gel. Easily one of the most disgusting things I have ever consumed, it tastes – and, more discouragingly for me, has the texture – of a bag of pre-prepared iceberg lettuce that somebody choked down as part of an iron stomach competition and then vomited until the bile came up. Served chilled.

Honestly, I couldn’t in all conscience say that you need something that costs as much as the Clean 9 does in your life: you could probably recreate the contents of the box for a fraction of the cost if you put in the time and the parts of the programme that probably made the biggest difference – cutting out caffeine and sugar, keeping active, portion control – need no additional investment.

It's a lazy person's excuse to use a clean 9. Spend an hour drawing up your own 9 day plan using freely available info and (super)market ingredients. An hour of your day is much less than £109, and will have the same effect.

You'd have to be a total twat to waste your hard earned cash on what is a 9 day branded calorie reduction.

fitgirl, nothing's worse than PTs who lie and use their position to sell shite, other than nurses who do the same.

Very bad practice, and a way to give your peers a bad name.

Thought you like that kitten Such a vivid description!

Most blowjobs taste better than bloody aloe gel. There's probably more nutritional value in jizz too, plus you don't have to pay for it unless you're into that sort of thing.

Just what a struggling bot needs!

timsalestips.com/convince-prospects-theyll-money-im/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=SocialWarfare

I've just seen a bot on Facebook. She's a friend of a friend. She used to be with Forever Living, and she's been talking about an exciting new opportunity. Apparently this new thing is called Generation Regeneration. Is that a new MLM, or just a new motto?

Generation Regeneration sounds like it may refer to a US based brainwashing positive thinking radio station.

I found this too.

stoplookmoney.wordpress.com/category/regeneration-usa/

For those that love chocolate the Living Raw Chocolate range is also available, but unlike the type you usually buy in a store it is full of enzymes that help the body to digest food and the fat within the chocolate is used for energy quickly so that it cannot be stored in the body as fat. The other ingredients in the tasty range include magnesium and iron which are great for helping support heart health and giving natural energy. The ingredients are also a useful aphrodisiac.

So artificially enriched chocolate with fat that cannot be stored in the body...

Who needs pills and potions created in laboratories when you can get everything you need from nature?

Oh, the irony.

Putting money back in which economy you fuckwits? It's so ring fenced once in an MLM it's not likely to benefit the British economy.

That's an interesting little list being built up there, akitten. It might be worth keeping an eye on.