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I couldn't possibly comment, Sponge.

No really Cozie do you think someone has 'got' to them and is trying to stop the video being shared?

I repeat my post.

Lordy lordy

Did I tell any of you that my old upline claimed that she lost 10 stone from clean 9 in one year , it apparently kick started her diet and did around 4 in one year to lose all that weight, her before and after barely naked (and quite frankly embarassing pictures) were being banded around all the fl reps as an ad to how amazing the c9 is. Turns out she had a gastric band fitted and started fl a bit after that. She is now apparently suffering from a wealth of illnesses, and doesn't make any connection to the c9's possibly being the cause. Oh and that bot claiming forever therm is really good for your health is not only utter bs but actually dangerous as the chemicals in it raise the body's internal temperature to raise the speed of your metabolism, but it also carries risks from dehydration to heart attacks.

Sponge, do you think we've not had a Bot invasion for a while because they've been told not to look at these threads and to ignore all the negativity?

Some of them are too busy looking down their noses at women who date sugar daddies for free holidays and financial freedom when they could be scamming their friends and family into dodgy MLM schemes instead.

Which is the most honest way of making money, I ask myself?

Nothing surprises me anymore Babble.

A new MLM popped up on my Facebook feed of an Australian friend, Rodan + Fields. Their featured product is.... wait for it.... mascara!
www.rodanandfields.com

Mascara?? wait doesn't younique already have that one (the one that scratches your eyeballs out with the fibre that they stick in it to make your lashes look like tiny dead mice are slicked to your eyelids with crude oil?) What on earth could they possibly offer that is as remotely as good as that? I'm intrigued

Every single Younique bot's photo of themselves modelling the mascara is seriously unimpressive, clumpy sticky fibrous eyelashes. Why do they think anyone would be persuaded to buy such nasty stuff is beyond me

BS who knows?

But is someone told me not to look at something on the Internet, guess what I'd do immediately!?

Mind you I am not dizzy and weak from doing Clean 9s continuously

Those Youneeeeek! eyelashes look like pube transplants.

*but if

They need a better name. Rodan+Fields makes me think of rodents in a field. I just googled it. It's not new at all, has been around for ages. Britney Spears' mum is a consultant for it?!

Here's one. Yuk.

Middle aged keyboard warrior and the same age or only a couple of years older than my accusers proud.

I have vair naice Clinique mascara that doesn't leave me with spider lashes or panda eyes....

I like the cheap n cheerful's, any guesses where from .

Sponge, I too would make every effort to look at something I was ordered not to look at.

There might be a mindset hypnosis audio doing the rounds where bots are told, "Don't look at Mumsnet. Mumsnet is evil. If you look at the MLM Botwatch threads the Aloe Vera fairy will visit you in your sleep and attack you with Jizz Plus suppositories pills and if you survive the night you'll wake up with pubes glued to your eyelashes."

Eeeeeeeek! 😱

Sponge, you're on to something there. A lot of bots do several C9s every year just to get their CCs up. If they're not eating properly, what the hell is that doing to their brains? Tired people are easier to manipulate and feed with lies than those who aren't. Cults know that all too well.

That's disturbing.

Yes plus getting up super early to do affirmations and mindset shite
Adding sleep deprivation to the mix

What about those late night training sessions? It all adds up.

I've just seen someone on fb recruiting for Pure Happy Life. Is that another MLM?

If anyone didn't see the full John Oliver MLM segment and now has a broken link then his Facebook page is a good place to see it www.facebook.com/LastWeekTonight/videos/1034455583350117/

Ah.

The dog is walking now.