MLM Bot Watch 24 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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Haha! You're right acat they are rechargeable: these pyramid schemes are the gift which keep on giving.

Do you have a picture of the cake?
So intrigued to see it!

You should watch a (very sad and troubling) movie called 'Hot Girls Wanted', BS. There's one there that doesn't use batteries but would still have your eyes popping out.

gifts - bollocks!

cozie Do they show that at Sunday School in quaint English villages, or am I thinking about another edifying visual feast?

Not at any Sunday Svhool I've ever known.

Ah ... So you know about those sort of places, do you? Hotbeds of depravity, so they are.

It's not a movie that's easy to watch but people should try to find it if they can I think.

I'm hoping my bot follows her (real) dream and tries her hand at singing instead of MLM's. She's really good, so I'm trying to give her a little shove in that direction instead

Do you think it would be a successful move, Dolly? (I have this horrifying thought of the two being combined.)

She's got a fabulous voice, I'd love to see her doing that instead. She could earn a good living doing it. She'd not need to do MLM. It's about having the confidence to let MLM go when that's what she's done for years. She can do it though

I've just posted a directory of MLM information on BotWatchBlog. I have tried to put together a load of information learned about MLMs all together on one page. I have put up a list of individual MLMs with relevant links to interesting information. I'm hoping this makes it easier for people to find information about specific MLMs and to do some background reading. It is not finished by a long shot but it is a start. I thought it might be a good place to direct new people to.
botwatchblog.wordpress.com/2016/06/21/directory-of-mlm-information/

Is she deep into one organisation or is she - as many seem to - going through several?

Excellent, thanks, Toobusy.

You must barely have time to sleep!

Dolly As long as she doesn't gargle with aloe gloop all will be well.

Maybe she could direct The MLM Resistance Choir, which consists of people who can't sing a note, just like Madam Edith from Allo Allo.

This tone deaf chorus could turn up at sizzles, success days, and rented properties to sing make an infernal noise which would bring bots back to their senses and turn their pyramids to rubble.

If anyone is caught putting cheese in their ears to block out the singing 🙉 they will be shot with juice plus pellets or tickled to death by some very long eyelashes which look like they're made of spidery pubes. 😝

I'm thinking she's chucked the aloe gloop BS!

Dolly I'm glad to hear it. 😉

Good work Toobusy

I'm feeling okay now. I think my blood sugar has finally returned to normal and I've stopped randomly shouting "hamper" and "bonus" to unsuspecting strangers. Close call though.

I'm interested in joining this choir...

....and I've stopped randomly shouting "hamper" and "bonus" to unsuspecting strangers....

I will look into THW global for the previous poster who asked.

Minions, if you complain to the ASA they do not tell the person who comained about them. Unless you are a body or group (like Bot Watch!)

On an Ariix bot's page

In other words, don't use your common sense or critical faculties

I am loving the Choir idea and will be definitely considering it, I shall of course expect all of you to join.
BUT the only way to sing is to train, so I will be hosting Singing Sizzles (that ones just for you)
I still have my hand in an mlm pie BUT before you pounce on me, it's a means to an end whilst I raise my profile. I still need to pay bills at the moment. I don't need a bashing from anyone, it takes baby steps, so give me time. Coming out of MLM isn't easy, and until you've done it you won't understand.
This bot will be hanging up her hat very soon.