MLM Bot Watch 24 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

[stopfaffing]

New thread, links to follow...

I'm reporting mine now and am happy to send the link to anyone else who wants to report it.

Does anyone know if my details will be given to the person I'm reporting?

Hold on spongebobette, they actively advertise the 19 days to one billion people as a good thing?

Hoorah, keep recruiting by the power of three and we'll run out of people in this world in less than a month!

As someone said on another thread yesterday: "I know there's one born every minute, but seriously?"

(On this little fred)

I have a friend doing Younique and I pointed her to the links here but she just dismissed it. She said she knew she wouldn't be rich from it and she enjoyed doing it and that also she needed something that was hers and separate from her other responsibilities. Is that a fair comment? From what I've read here she's just throwing money away surely? I'm following this with interest.

I KNOW catcalledjohn it's incredible isn't it!!

BMacklin well I wonder how much she's spent. She probably won't even admit it to herself. Also, is she annoying (and losing) all her friends by posting endless close up selfies of her face and lashes?

Spongebobette ha not sure, I think it gets a bit much sometimes, however I don't mind the posts too much coz (I assumed) it was a good way for her to make some cash and she has two young children to support, but reading this has made me realise she probably not sadly.

And for anyone joining the thread.

How to help someone in an MLM

Sorry, have reposted this after making an error with one of the pictures and asking for removal.

I am currently furious after reading this fb post (below) from a bot (who has been alive for, well, a very, very long time) and who is attempting to exploit a young child's disability in order to get more orders for herself (what IS the profit on £9 of gloop?)

I posted a response (below) but is has been deleted. Another person also posted criticising the woman and put up the GoFundMe link that the parents have started, so people could donate the whole £9 to the fund, rather than buying gloop from this bot. angry

We know this sort of thing goes on all the time, it is DISGUSTING and AMORAL, but not surprising really. These people will sell their gloop and recruit, vulnerable people they KNOW are unsuitable candidates.

I am in awe of the fl bot who has had a yellow FL aloe Vera bottle based wedding cake ..... Classy

Stopfaffing I think I love you.

My Younique bot seems to have quit! And she 'liked' an anti-MLM status on my Facebook page.

A Forever Living wedding cake?! I think that's worse than an Aloe number plate. Maybe their first child will be called Aloe. Or Vera. Or indeed Aloe Vera.

Might I enquire gently as to how you are, Forever?

A new LTW bot has appeared!

Two more bots I know have quit. Dropping like flies!

A wedding cake with a base made of Forever Living containers? Good grief! That's not culty at all.

Will LTW adherents bake wedding cakes with decorations made from Yazoo bottles?

And here's one Ann Summers made earlier ... 😂😂

A wedding cake with a base made of Forever Living containers? Good grief! That's not culty at all.

oh no, the edible yellow gel bottle is the cake topper!

She's going to look at her wedding photos in years to come and cringe...

Do they have the links to Timeless Vie and BotWatch, gotta?

acat The image which popped into my mind because of my mistranslation was bad enough.

Please tell me you're joking?

If you're not, the bot who wanted a cake like that is beyond batshit nuts: she must be shot to buggery! Speaking of practices which Sexy Rexy doesn't like, I hope neither the cake, nor bridebot hasn't got a soggy bottom: aloe vera does that, you know!

has got a soggy bottom.

Bugger me, my English has gone into hiding this evening. I blame it on the heat in my country!! 😉

It's amazing how one poster on this thread posts all day but adds precisely nothing and just repeats herself over and over. Think all links mentioned are available in the first post and we can all see how many likes Timeless Vie has. I used to think Eyes was boring but fuck me!

Anyway, wedding cake bot seems to think hanging out at a hospice is "FUN!" ... When you're there striking crazy stupid looking poses with a forever stand waiting to rip people off. Email being sent to said hospice ...

I do feel very sad for her. I mean, one day FL will collapse and she'll escape the cult. She then has a permanent reminder of this cult in her wedding photos.

Don't get me wrong, a themed cake can work for a wedding, but to make your Network Marketing 'business' part of your wedding is rather sad, no? What'll be next? A Younique cake? Because it's made the bride feel so empowered, walking down the aisle with dead spiders on her lashes.

I can imagine that an Aloe plant themed cake would have worked a fuckload better than the ghastly yellow Forever branding...

acat it's very sad. That Ann Summers cake brings tears to my eyes. It would make my teeth chatter too ... if only I could find the batteries!

I bet its rechargeable