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MLM Bot Watch 22 - Powered by Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld

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LeafTreeRaker · 12/05/2016 21:26

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

We have our own regularly returning bots.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

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cozietoesie · 15/05/2016 15:56

When you think that the time is really right, you can maybe send her the BotWatch guidance. It's still a hard hard lesson to learn though. Sad

Mrshumblepants · 15/05/2016 15:57

Thats why they do it, they sell the sisterhood too... Its horribly insidious, she will be made to feel indestructible, like no one could care for her or understand her the way they do etc.... They feed off each other, but my god, they way they turn when you are not earning them money.... Wow. Savage. It never ends well except for the top 1% of ruthless individuals who are prepared/willing to fake, lie, bully, use family connections, break the rules, blame shift etc...

We talked about groupthink a while back... It could be worth you skipping back through the last couple of threads to understand how the theory of groupthink works, I think it will give you an insight into how this is all so easily orchestrated and so very convincing.

roundandroundthehouses · 15/05/2016 16:10

Thanks - I'll have a read back. Yes, my niece is probably desperate for her dd to be happy and motivated in her life. She's been to hell and back with her since she was 14.

cozietoesie · 15/05/2016 16:12

And it's situations like your great niece's that contribute to people on these threads becoming so.......energised about MLMs. She's not the first by any means.

cozietoesie · 15/05/2016 16:14

Have a good study, initially, of that BotWatch page that you were linked to. It's worth reading yourself.

cozietoesie · 15/05/2016 16:17

Here's the link again for anyone just catching up.

people who care about you are worried

Mrshumblepants · 15/05/2016 16:20

Thanks cozie thats a better, more direct link for round than the one I shared 😊

Mrshumblepants · 15/05/2016 16:20

Anyone lurking who may have an optical view to offer? 😉

Twunk · 15/05/2016 17:10

Optical?!

Mrshumblepants · 15/05/2016 17:22

You know, a visionary type of lurker... 😉

DoTheMLMHustle · 15/05/2016 17:25

I do hope Barnbot comes back
I've got lots of things to ask her!

It's been a spectacular shit show on Facebook this afternoon

Twunk · 15/05/2016 17:40

I know! Touch of schadenfreude here but I think we are entitled

DoTheMLMHustle · 15/05/2016 17:41

Never believed in Karma before, but just goes to show how wrong one can be

Twunk · 15/05/2016 17:42

Oh Mrs I get ya

Someone watching things secretly? Like an agent? Someone like that?

Spongebobette · 15/05/2016 18:07

Oh dearie me when I look at the FB pages of those who are 'coming out' and spilling the beans, they are still super positive and lifestyleeeee
Just goes to show, behind the facade the Huns are not so Hunnysweet
-makes popcorn and settles down to watch the show-

Toobusytowee · 15/05/2016 18:24

Message from Eyespying-

It's tragicomic that I can no longer participate directly in these discussions (for insisting on telling the truth and provoking thought) whilst certain 'MLM' shill Bots (whose ill-tempered contributions are thought-stopping lies), can.

DoTheMLMHustle · 15/05/2016 18:25

Sponge who could be that fucking cheerful all the time?

I love my job, I can call my colleague a cunt, and he'll agree, then we laugh. Imagine not being able to say you've had a shit day and everyone's a cunt

Delurker2016 · 15/05/2016 18:58

The people coming out are real people who have gone through things you cannot even begin to imagine. Trying to rebuild their lives, get out of bed in the morning, remember any ounce of the person they once were. But maybe they don't want people to know that, maybe they want to look on the outside like they aren't broken. So those lifestyle positive posts are more than likely so that the people who have targeted them don't know exactly how bad they have made them feel.

cozietoesie · 15/05/2016 18:59

Useful insight.

Spongebobette · 15/05/2016 19:03

Thanks Delurker.

Makes you realise, doesn't it, how these FB business/lifestyle pages are a paper thin veneer.

Delurker2016 · 15/05/2016 19:11

They all hide the truth. We used to laugh about it, and I feel awful, when we sat up at midnight, still working, telling people it only needs 5 hours per week.
If we told the truth it would be expect to only get 5 hours of sleep a week.

DoTheMLMHustle · 15/05/2016 19:11

Having read some of the stuff on FB can someone explain what Barnbot is being accused of? Is it buying up stock to get her bonus?
It seems from the screen shot on TV that she's then offering this to people as freebies. Wouldn't that leave her out of pocket?

There's lots of evidence of her bullying people too. I do hope she comes back to tell us what's going on Grin

Delurker2016 · 15/05/2016 19:18

That's not barnbot. That's Top Bot.
What she is doing is buying her bonus. You cannot offer incentives to join the business. They are offering C9s to people.
They are also giving 45% discount, again against company policy.
She is placing orders through other peoples accounts in order to push up their manager leg to get the next level up of bonus. So bonus buying.
How can other people compete when she is giving away free things?

DoTheMLMHustle · 15/05/2016 19:20

Have I got my bot's mixed up?

Wow it's all so complicated

Mrshumblepants · 15/05/2016 19:22

I dont think this particular issue involves Barnbot to be fair dothemlm, unless I am misunderstanding you.

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