MLM Bot Watch 21 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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Welcome all to the new thread

didn't you know, smiinky? A no is not a no, just a 'not yet'.

I would just respond questioning if your blocking them on FB wasn't enough of a hint...

Hi

No not that but it sounds grim

Meal replacement shakes. I did like them but not sure my insides did.

Would a 6 figure income earner be struggling to pay for a holiday?

and he's not 'sat' he did that in the past! He is sitting........

As always, 'Follow the Money'.

Is there a list anywhere for all the chairman's bonus qualifiers in flp?

I have noticed how a rep posted pic's of their cheque last year but this year has only mentioned having the money put into their account.

I'm just curious as to why they haven't posted any pic's.

BSintolerant yes I did keep that title!

I've never understood why they sniff the loo roll either. I'm glad they do it before wiping in the ads but with how close they have the loo roll to their nose suggests it's not scented enough to mask anything but a whiff of fresh air.

It's a shame FL doesn't have any telly ads. I'd love to take them apart.

I was an idiot when I was 19.

Just sayin'

Can't have telly ads - they don't want that much attention. Why bother though? You've got an army of people willing to harass everyone they know and have ever met!

FYI my current bargain basement loo roll apparently has aloe added to it. My muff hasn't itched so much! I currently hate my partner for buying it.

Oh of course. It's an expense they don't need! I'm just imagining in my head how they'd do an ad for the telly. They'd probably do some surreal juxtaposition of prickly aloe and smooth silk. With Rexy grinning at the end with one of those fake glinty things added to his teeth.

Can you imagine FL tv ads?
Faced with actually having to stick to ASA rules there wouldn't be much to say!

In other news LTW top bot is now saying not to focus on the food aspect, as it's a business, the fact it's food you're buying is just a bonus!

So not a pyramid scheme at ALL then hustle?

Oh no

Twat so the aloe loo paper is in fact twatbadging cuntfuckery then

Twunk

penny

A very few people may actually receive largeish amounts of money - .I've never doubted that. (It's got to go somewhere after all.) What particularly concerns me, however, is where it's come from and at what cost to people's lives. There seems to be much reticence about that among adherents.

Brainwashed just like I was

Well you've seen the light seenthelight

Looking back can you see how it was done?

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twat Where's the health warning on the aloe gloop loo roll?

MLM Bum Fodder aloe infused loo paper was manufactured in a cactus-wanking factory and may therefore contain pointy spikes which could make your arse itch and your nose run, or your nose itch and your arse run. It might even make you run in an attempt to get away from the pain. If irritation persists for more than three days please consult a shaman or, alternatively, blame it on the dog (as long as he's not called Rex).