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MLM Bot Watch 15- Chat about the Scamalasmical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Juiceplus , Ariix, Younique, (insert name of Utah MLM here) now including hunpreneurs, cheese, posts from eyes

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DollyTwat · 16/03/2016 00:16

Botwatch
botwatchblog.wordpress.com
www.facebook.com/liestopper/?fref=ts

Timeless Vie
timelessvie.wordpress.com
www.facebook.com/timelessvie

Eyes Blog:
mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.nl

Hommetepreneur:
www.facebook.com/hommetrepreneur/

OP posts:
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cozietoesie · 17/03/2016 13:12

No slacking, Patzy. 'twould never do.

throwingpebbles · 17/03/2016 13:15

Yes, send them to bot watch as a pm patzy !

shirleyknotanotherbot · 17/03/2016 13:19

patsy I report mine to the ASA (not swimming). I think they're very busy at the moment ;)

DollyTwat · 17/03/2016 13:19

YouTube is full of videos for 'is Ariix a scam'
That's a pretty good indication isn't it, when everyone feels they have to make these

You don't see many 'is Tesco a scam' followed by people saying how they really DO sell groceries

OP posts:
cozietoesie · 17/03/2016 13:19

Gosh. That's a lot of 'likes' on that page. Smile

cozietoesie · 17/03/2016 13:21

Sorry - that post should also have thanked throwing for posting that link. Smile

Melaw21 · 17/03/2016 13:48

I'm missing last has he/she been censored? 🤐 Come back last! 😩 we know you are occasionally non #parslaiirulesrule compliant and totally fraudy, but we love you!!!
#teamflappypigeon

Eyespying · 17/03/2016 13:56

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Motorheadmum · 17/03/2016 14:02

My ariix bot posted about how one of her team has achieved 2 promotions.... They seem fond of giving them metal badges every time they reach a promotion! She has 4 now.

Melaw21 · 17/03/2016 14:03

We need you last you are missing your team #drizzle training update! Will summarise...

  1. say whatever the hell you like about parslaii's magical abilities as long as its in private and never written down

  2. If anyone discovers you are/is/was a bot, deny deny deny and pretend it never happened.

  3. If someone says they dont like what you do, call them a bully and set about publicly humiliating yourself them in a disasterous attempt at PR.

  4. Claim to everybody that you are a gazillionaire, but if they challenge you or ask you to prove it, ignore the question claim
    That they must be stalking you then explain that you are much betterer at business than they are #nahnahnanahnah...

  5. Rail against all common sense, distract the haterz constantly with smoke and mirrors and make indirect threats against the deniers.

And lastly we make our money selling #parslaii not dreams hun! (At least thats what we want them to think)

#stayclassy

Melaw21 · 17/03/2016 14:06

motor are they like this badge?

cozietoesie · 17/03/2016 14:12

Speak for yourself, Melaw, because I partake of all my parslaii!

My downlines are clamouring - clamouring I tell you - for parslaii product but how could I let it go when it's so wonderful? Grin

n0taBotfan · 17/03/2016 14:48

Was it chimps who was repeatedly banging on about how they are an actual business owner with FLP? Because I was just having a snoop read of the FLP company policy (from their website) and on page 32 it states, as clear as day that , bots are actually "An FBO is considered an Independent Contractor..." So there we have it from HQ itself.
Will treat myself to some parslaii spinkles and a cheese and biscuit I think!
PS: Is it just me, or has anyone else developed a slight crush on eyes ?

cozietoesie · 17/03/2016 14:59

Welcome n0ta. Smile

workingwithchimps · 17/03/2016 15:23

Eyespying - seeing as it appears that MLM participants need to pass this fabled Turin Test - I thought it prudent to do some research on it as many here have stated - you need to do the research on the company you are dealing with etc.. many successful MLM people have and not regretted it - I asked a number of them today how many had taken the Turin Test. Not one of these "participants" answered positively with having taken the test - in fact all questioned me as to if there was an actual requirement to take said test in order to run their business effectively.

What interesting points I found out about the test you can find here :-

people.csail.mit.edu/katrina/papers/6893.pdf

A good article by Katrina LaCurtis from MIT

Now to the takeaways:-

About the test:-

2 The Turing Test
Before discussing any criticisms of the TT, let me first describe the test itself. In [18], Alan Turing put forth his “Imitation Game” as a means to sidestep the question of “Can machines think?” by giving AI a more precise goal. In this game, a human interrogator converses with two separate entities in locked rooms: a human and a machine. The interrogator’s goal is to determine which entity is the machine while the machine and the human both try to convince the interrogator that
they are human.1 Turing believed that the goal of AI should be to create machines that can pass this test, i.e., that are linguistically indistinguishable from humans.

Interestingly......

5 The Turing Test Is Not a Necessary Test for Intelligence

In contrast to the previous section, the next criticism falls under the umbrella of the TT being too difficult. Many philosophers (Moor [12], e.g.) believe that it is a failing of the TT that it is not a necessary condition for intelligence. I could easily dismiss this criticism by pointing out that Turing himself did not intend for the TT to be a necessary condition: “[The objection that the TT is not a necessary condition for intelligence] is a very strong one, but at least we can say that if, nevertheless, a machine can be constructed to play the imitation game satisfactorily, we need not be troubled by this objection.”
However, dismissing the argument in this way would only leave me to address criticisms that the TT was not even a sufficient test for intelligence, all of which were dealt with in the previous section.2 Accepting the TT as merely a sufficient test for intelligence also diminishes the test a bit, as one could simply excuse any mistakes it makes by saying “well, it is only a sufficient test.”
As a result, in subsequent sections, I will argue that the TT might in fact be a necessary test for intelligence—in the sense that it indeed tests for general intelligence, and that language captures general intelligence—but that regardless of whether it is, the TT is still worth pursuing.

I will get back to you on further info on the test as I am finding it slightly fascinating... what it has to do with MLM - I really don't know - but that Turing guy was an interesting character!

BTW - TT is Turing Test

Eyespying · 17/03/2016 15:31

Why is it that WWC's cut and paste attempt to pose as someone of great intellect, reminds me of this famous movie scene?

Melaw21 · 17/03/2016 15:33

😂😂😂😂😂 this 'new' chimps is hilarious! C.a.n.t b.r.e.a.t.h.e f.o.r l.a.ug.h.i.n.g... Who is using the account today then? Sexie rexie? Is that you!
😂😂😂

Twunk · 17/03/2016 15:34

I'm loving the new Chimps! It's like watching a soap opera where they change the actor on a character and no-one mentions it - they just carry on as usual.

inthewildwildwood · 17/03/2016 15:36

Ha Twunk I thought exactly the same!

Melaw21 · 17/03/2016 15:37

I dont think itsnotabot folks... I think its Whoisthisbot

Twunk · 17/03/2016 15:37

To be fair, I have no idea what Eyes is on about, though I think he means that Bots really are robotic when it comes to their MLM scheme and you can't tell them from a machine? I'm not sure I will take it that far but it's an interesting thought. Well it might be if I understood anyone correctly.

acatcalledjohn · 17/03/2016 15:40

Like Herr Flick of ze Gestapo! or "it is I, LeClerc" in 'Allo 'Allo...

angryangryyoungwoman · 17/03/2016 15:44

Does anyone know what a c line is? I have a video...

ambler21 · 17/03/2016 15:47

So much ROFL in one go I'm not sure I can take it.
Copies n pastes selected criticisms of something they don't understand fully yet (it seems)without probably realising that the aim of the paper is to refute criticisms of the Turing test.
Can we keep this one please, oh can we can we can we, I'll walk it and feed it and everything honest!

Eyespying · 17/03/2016 15:48

Twunk - All I'm saying is that once you know the exact detail of the closed-logic scenario controlling any cult, you can predict with almost 100% accuracy what adherents will do and say. My application of the Turing Test to the study of cultism is taking Alan Turing's published thinking much further, but there have been plenty of people who have arrived at essentially the same conclusions as myself long before the invention of computers or the publishing of the Turing Test.

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