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MLM Bot Watch 14- Chat about the Scamalasmical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Juiceplus , Ariix, Younique, (insert name of Utah MLM here) now including hunpreneurs, cheese, posts from eyes, Bot

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Melaw21 · 14/03/2016 13:08

Welcome!

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Melaw21 · 15/03/2016 16:19

Ugh... Dairy allergy would be my worst nightmare! I love cheese, and jesus to a child....

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CheekySmile · 15/03/2016 16:19

Now you've got me singing this in the kitchen whilst making tea...

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Melaw21 · 15/03/2016 16:20

Ahem katbI think you mean parslaii derby... 🙄🙄

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Melaw21 · 15/03/2016 16:21

Tim minchin is THE best, my favourite is 'inflatable you' 😂😂😂

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holdontoyourbutts · 15/03/2016 16:22

I bet my bot is going to be able to buy so much cheese with these totally legit 'certificate of income' cheques.

MLM Bot Watch 14- Chat about the Scamalasmical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Juiceplus , Ariix, Younique, (insert name of Utah MLM here) now including hunpreneurs, cheese, posts from eyes, Bot
lastuseraccount123 · 15/03/2016 16:26

hey kids,

found a video of Fred cooper (the guy who invited the amazing infinity payment plan for Ariix!) and there's some ripper stuff in it, if you can be arsed watching the whole thing. LInky here (i've already ripped it)

lastuseraccount123 · 15/03/2016 16:29

like, the womens they like to spend money! guffaw

like, a fake japanese accent! guffaw

etc etc

chuckingstones · 15/03/2016 16:31

Now I'm craving Camembert covered in chilli jam with garlic pizza sticks to dip. Best ensure the other half gets home quickly!

workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 16:32

Here's one for the group...

"What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi

workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 16:33

Hang on...How do you handle dangerous cheese? - Caerphilly.

throwingpebbles · 15/03/2016 16:34

Haha don't you mean "gets home late" so you get to eat it all chucking ???

Vegan cheese is vile. Luckily for my kids they don't know any better. But when I was breastfeeding and having to avoid dairy for them I pretty much wept as I walked past a cheese counter!

workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 16:35

What do cheese salesmen say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta! Boom Boom...

workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 16:36

How did the cheese paint his wife? He double Gloucester.

throwingpebbles · 15/03/2016 16:38

Has anyone tried Gjetost??? A Norwegian caramelised goats cheese.... It starts of tasting of sweet caramel then you get a shocking and rather disgusting goaty aftertaste
Seems like a good metaphor for something 😉

ambler21 · 15/03/2016 16:38

I once bought ghee thinking it was cheese.
I made this mistake so you don't have to people.

workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 16:38

I love this one guys...There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France… all that was left was de brie.

acatcalledjohn · 15/03/2016 16:39

I'll just leave you all with these words of wisdom...

MLM Bot Watch 14- Chat about the Scamalasmical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Juiceplus , Ariix, Younique, (insert name of Utah MLM here) now including hunpreneurs, cheese, posts from eyes, Bot
workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 16:41

Yep - What cheese can you disguise a small horse with? Mascapone

acatcalledjohn · 15/03/2016 16:41

That pic on the quote looks like Toby Stephens in Black Sails.

clarinsgirl · 15/03/2016 16:43

FFS! Posted by FL bot today -
Makes sense to me...
Support Small businesses!! THAT MEANS MLM!!!
If your friend sells Jewelry, look at the collection!
If your friend sells makeup, browse her site!
If your friend sells weight loss, and you need to lose weight, give your friend's program a try!
If your friend sells skin care, try it!!
If your friend sells energy drinks, buy some!!
If your friend sells household items, try some!!
If your friend is a Realtor, work with them!
If your friend opens a franchise, GO THERE!
Point is, WHY are you OK with supporting Estee Lauder, Macy's, Mac, Chanel, Target, Red Bull, Coca Cola, PepsiCo, Kraft, Amazon, Lancome, Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, and other HUGE, multi BILLION dollar companies, when your FRIEND or FAMILY member is trying to pay for COLLEGE, BRACES, LITTLE LEAGUE, DANCE LESSONS, BILLS, FOOD, VACATION or to get out of DEBT!
If you owned a restaurant, and you were MY friend, I would patron your restaurant, your gym, your store, your sandwich shop, your salon, your dry cleaner, whatever.....SO SUPPORT US BACK!!!!
MLM has some of the BEST products!

stopfaffing · 15/03/2016 16:47

Listened to a bit (8 minutes that I'll never get back, the total more than 50 minutes) of the video, last. The usual bolliix with an emphasis on not taking no for an answer Hmm. Holy fuck, thiis lot are going to be VERY iiriitating but unbeararably watchable on fb.

cozietoesie · 15/03/2016 16:48

So - 'Keep your friendship going with $$$$' ?

workingwithchimps · 15/03/2016 16:50

On a serious note does anyone know why the Russians have declared WAR on cheese?

Found this on CNN - a well respected news channel??

edition.cnn.com/2015/08/20/europe/russia-war-on-cheese/

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stopfaffing · 15/03/2016 16:51

Wow, clarins, that's got an american slant, but I'm sure I've read similar passive aggressive needy claptrap from UK MLM reps.

They are really scraping the barrel posting that on their page because all they want to do is exploit said friends and family by selling them overpriced rubbish in order to make their CCs. Fuck off the lot of you.

Am currently snacking on Wensleydale with cranberries and oatcakes.