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MLM BOT WATCH 8 - Lighthearted chat and posts by Eyes about Forever Living, Ariix, It Works is a church, NuSkin, Younique, as scambralambascambaralamlas

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lastuseraccount123 · 18/02/2016 22:28

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Melaw21 · 23/02/2016 15:59

Unless I have read that wrong and you meant someone else?

shadowplay · 23/02/2016 16:00

Chimp - I am willing to tell you about my job and earnings if you like. If you find them totally unbelievable, I will be happy to prove it to you.

The issue is, we don't believe that it's possible for the overwhelming majority of majority of people in mlms to break even, let alone live the kind of lives they're constantly bragging about, that's why we put those that come on here to proof.

VegoDoll · 23/02/2016 16:00

Melaw I have no idea who chimps is, what on earth are you talking about?

lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:00

Rex, Rex, is that you? Grin

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workingwithchimps · 23/02/2016 16:00

Melaw21 - first rule of business is to protect your business - I am doing just that - I don't have to answer or justify to you - because after all - who the hell are you? What greatness gas been bestowed upon any of you - to claim you are serving anyone? Believe what you believe - I do what I do - if you don't like then sorry but until I work for you and you pay my bill - you have no alternative

Eyespying · 23/02/2016 16:01

'It is THEIR choice.'

All cults constantly repeat this lie about their adherents' motives for joining. In reality, the only truly free-choice, is a fully-informed choice. All 'MLM' cultic racketeers have withheld key-information from the public. VegoDoll freely admitted that she hadn't the slightest idea how many individuals have been churned through 'NuSkin' since the organisation was first instigated, or what percentage of all these millions of transient adherents have paid income tax on net-profits accruing from their so-called 'MLM businesses.'

lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:01

melaw now now, juggling meercats is a great work at home opportunity around the kids Grin

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lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:02

throws meercat in the air

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lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:03

quoting chimps first rule of business is to protect your business - I am doing just that

yup, just as we thought. They are worried about losing their downlines income

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lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:04

"I can make a multiple 6 figure income juggling meercats! Don't listen to the haterz huns! Here's a mindset tape by Eric Worre! BUY MORE MEERKITTENS"

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Eyespying · 23/02/2016 16:05

'first rule of business is to protect your business'

The first rule of cultic racketering is to maintain an absolute monopoly of information as to the quantifiable results of the racket.

Melaw21 · 23/02/2016 16:06

last Personally I thought it was a great alternative! And I can personally guarantee it will be successful if they just learn how, and follow the rules, dont ask me tho huns... Ive moved up to juggling aardvarks.. I do not have time to mollycoddle, read the books and go to the training days huns! If you cant do it you are not working hard enough! 🙄🙄

Vego I possibly misread your earlier comment regarding younique bot.

lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:08

Melaw I can only dream of juggling Aardvarks. If I dye my hair blonde and trade in the kids for some cuter ones, could you promote me over all the other hardworking brunettes? ?????

furiously juggles meercats

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VegoDoll · 23/02/2016 16:09

We aren't bots, we are real people behind these posts. Some of you have forgotten that though.

Melaw21 · 23/02/2016 16:09

eyes personally, I always understood one of the first rules of business to be 'not to convert your customers into your competitors'... but what do I know, who the hell am I? 🙄🙄

VegoDoll · 23/02/2016 16:10

eyespying I didn't care about those numbers which is why I have never asked.

MimsyPimsy · 23/02/2016 16:12

"I am definitely in profit." But is it a small profit at the moment, and you are banking on moving to a larger profit, because you believe all the promises? Or are you actually making a large profit (in £ per hr terms, as we know you are working a lot of hours) already?

lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:12

melaw ooh snap, good one.

I love you.

Madly. Grin

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lastuseraccount123 · 23/02/2016 16:13

let's not forget the real people behind MLM downlines.

The new mums, the vulnerable, etc. etc. I'm really concerned about them.

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Melaw21 · 23/02/2016 16:15

last it depends how much you are willing to have my back and become my bot queen minion...will you never ever critiscise me ot the company? Will you buy everything I tell you too? Will you attend every training event I host? Promote every book I write or co-write? Will you have crazy face selfies taken on my pretend yacht? Will you be my best buddie on the big bad internet when others call me out on my BS? In fact sod it... Would you lay down your pretty little life for me? And would you do it all in ur pj's? If not... Then you are just not cut put for this #babez

Quinoa20 · 23/02/2016 16:15

Not forgetting the disabled and 3rd world country real people in MLM down lines last

Melaw21 · 23/02/2016 16:17

Dear god, my botness is strong today! Spelling mistakes everywhere! Eeek! 😬

workingwithchimps · 23/02/2016 16:18

Vego - with people like eye spying - who refer to us as whatever - are you surprised that we appear non human? My point and why I am sticking up for my profession and what we all do is that as sub human we allegedly are - the ones that accuse us - or post sarky comments are not much better - they offer no alternative, insight or facts into what we do - if any of them were a diamond, ruby or senior figure - then with gravitas their words would maybe matter - but to spew out the same boring lines does not mean that they are getting to me or anyone else - it means that they hope with constant harping they can gather enough people who frankly failed to support there views - we are not the ones trying to do the brain washing here - about time we stood up to them

Melaw21 · 23/02/2016 16:21

I just love that the activity on this thread by vego couldnt and chimps is pushing us up in the google search! Thank you so much for dropping by guys, you have really helped the cause more than you will ever know... Mwah! 💗💗💯💯😘😘😘 luv u huns! Xxx lets keep fighting these nast mlms together!

LMGTFY · 23/02/2016 16:21

Ok, I'm genuinely interested for personal reasons, I don't want to get into a bun fight (yes I'm aware that I'm posting in the middle of one!); after expenses eg products, materials (packaging, promotion etc),.expenses (travel, courses, events) when you divide the residual profit by the hours you have spent on everything, from parties, email, online, ordering, speaking to people and direct selling etc, what is the hourly rate of pay?

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