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You'd actually be trying to flog loo brushes.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSyJNjAZ4nI

I think that video answered my question fairly succinctly! All you ever needed to know about POA, through a consultant only e-cloths.

The loo brush videos (there are several, made by high up bots) are hilarious. I'm watching them imagining the horror on AIBU as they tell you that the brush they're using (to clean the seat and lid as well as the bowl) is more than 4 years old.

It's just a bloody loo brush. A very expensive one that looks very cheap and nasty

How can you not have to redust? Surely all the people living in the house are not going to stop shedding skin because you've overpaid for a cloth.

The cloths is a bit of a non starter really.

Aloe gloop - I drink, I buy more

Magic pills - I take, I buy more

Cloths - I use, I wash, I use, I wash and never buy anymore.

The sure aren't in for making money with the product.

cubic these cloths pick up everything and leave nothing behind: including your house so you wouldn't have to worry about dusting again (at least not in that particular house). If you wanted another house to dust you could always use the law of attraction and upgrade to a barn or a castle.

She's also wiping down the loo with the same magic nothing cloth she uses for cleaning everything else. AIBU to think that just folding it over a bit doesn't make it clean?

Is there mlm scheme which sells incontinence products? Or will aloe, parslai, and Jizz Plus and the cloths that leave nothing in their wake take care of that?

#takingthepiss

This thread is becoming very lavatorial isn't it?

People asked for lighthearted, so now we have actual toilet humour, complete with videos of how not to use a big brush.

Just imagine going to a 'party' where someone demonstrated a loo brush to you...

No wonder the business opportunity is so LoA and we're going to save the world, you don't want people giving too much thought about what they'll be trying to flog to everyone they've ever met.

Parslai incontinence products will be all the rage once TV bring them out. And just think of the fun parties we'll be able to have trying to sell people them. Who doesn't want an incontinence pad demo?

Arf at the same incontinence pad for a decade!

Imagine the promo video featuring that claim.

< Sniggering like a naughty schoolboy > 😂😂

Could such things be added to the TV range? A botbog brush for parslai poopers would make quite a splash, so to speak.

How about some parslai pads which could also be used to fix leaky roofs - that'd be one way to keep you dry downstairs.

#Foreverincotinent

This thread is the best thing I have read in weeks!

I have just found my #community #amazingpeopletypingamazingthings

My facebook stream has been full to the bloomin' brim of these #bossbabe #magicdrops loons. Gone are the photos of family unadulterated by adverts and en-vogue are selfies showing how #excited and #thrilled #squeeeelyteenagegirlpants they are to have been 'chosen' to pay for themselves to attend a three day conference to have their brainwashing updated.

Consider me #onboard

Welcome ankle and come and find a wonderful mumsnetters spoof/satirical MLM too - Timeless Vie

Can't believe how far this thread has descended into toilet humour overnight

The 'you weren't just born to pay bills and die' meme has really p*ssed me off this morning.

It's really annoyed me because all I had planned for today was to pay some bills and then die. It's really ruined my day!

darcey

Now I realise why Im sooooo negative, Ive been cleaning my toilet back to front. You learn something new everyday.

darcey that sounds like quite a pleasant and restful day.... I'm hanging out with a furious and semi continent toddler

Just been watching those videos from Katrin Bajri. I notice from the cheque video that they've been steadily decreasing since 2010. I wonder why that is......

Either she isn't working her business as hard as she used to be or out of the 50+ managers (read somewhere she is a double diamond manager) a lot of them have dropped out? The other double diamond manager is Rolf Kipp and his cheques are a hell of a lot larger.