MLM bot watch - Continued discussion of the network marketing companies Forever Living, Herbal Life, Juice Plus etc as a pyramid scheme or scam

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Still continuing the discussion of the various network marketing schemes or multi-level marketing schemes (MLMs) that people we know are involved in.

If you have an MLM bot of your own then join us and share their claims and content.

Or if you are researching a company before signing up to be a network marketer please take a look at the previous threads here and here and also this thread which delves deeper into the workings of MLMs.

And don't forget our very own MN MLM Timeless Vie!
www.facebook.com/timelessvie
www.twitter.com/timelessvie
www.timelessvie.wordpress.com

and, as per usual, welcome to all lurkers and feel free to join in. we really could not do this without all of the evidence you capture

Sorry for the random insertion of 'time'

Well so far it's "a fact" that our bodies can't get all the nutrients we need from food...it's funny but the human race seems to be doing remarkably well in that case. Oh, and someone is apparently "producing lots of clean energy" which is an interesting concept!

I did read somewhere online that apparently if you get two people under you to sign up to thrive with autoship then you get yours for free - if that's the case it explains why so many people are waxing lyrical!

toobusy the irony in that picture is too funny. You almost want to point it out to them, but on the other hand it is so much better to let it live on.

My TropicBot is counting down to some unknown miracle event. 21 minutes to go apparently.

Perhaps she'll finally wipe all that shite off her face and stop trying to recruit everyone #BossBabe #I'mHormonal #ReadyToKillSomeone

statistically does that mean they're a windfarm?

badoom-tish.

har har, i is cracking self up

somebody keep us posted!

It's her January joining offer. Become an ambassador now and receive an extra £300 worth of useless wank treats!

Question: if i become an ambassador, do I get diplomatic immunity?

Funnily enough that was pretty much my thought!

Tobusy, the "lie" has cracked me up. Its too funny for words.

toobusy brilliant picture! statistically and everyone else, welcome! lastuser 👏👏👏

TV are having a sale on FB! Come help!

Long time lurker here. This thread is getting too much! When it gets restarted again can we have two restarted threads, one for eye spy type posts and one for the fun piss taking. I can't recall the last time I saw a bot watch update

Crying laughing at the TV sale tonight go huns xxxx

Last bot watch is about 6 posts above you Kanga59.

Lastuser You are spiky when grumpy, keep up the good work

At first glance I actually thought this was a timeless vie post, but then I realised it's a 100% genuine bot post - she genuinely thinks we all need to start drinking pea protein!

Not sure I would want to trust a doctor called Dr Axe.

This is an interesting one that popped up the other day...

Hang on though, the other day I was told I could double my salary in 5mths, now I am told it takes 3-5yrs to do well.

Make your bloody minds up.

I really enjoy the careful words they're using to try make MLM and pyramid schemes into different things. No, it's a potayto, not a potahto, totally different! #bossbabe #hunzos

I dunno how anyone can look at that bot message I posted and think it sounds great. Five fuckin' years wasted on flogging aloe day in, day out! Not that most will make it that long but still.

New to thread, been dodging clean9 folk on Facebook. However, any experts heard of a travel agent mlm thingy?

Dear readers,

Last we spoke I updated you that my bot had a laptop and was working on it. This was very exciting as apparently only bots do this in her world.

Here's a plug for forever lean capsules and sonya makeup in one go! all my bot needs is black skinnies, some heels, and to be an MLM bot

thanks for the screengrabs people - have saved to be used at some later date on blog

somebody i think "ambassador" needs to be added to the list of redonc bot job titles on the blog. sooooo redonkulos.

After, uh, nobody took her up on her recruitment offer she went quiet. To be fair she's in a position to buy enough stock herself each month and she's stupid enough to keep doing that.

This morning I woke up to the much awaited white range rover posts! She's going to look at her #dreamcar today which I'm sure will be financed with #daddysmoney because she's an #entitledbrat.

I'm enjoying this whole hashtag thing.

Kanga I would post more bot content but my bots are doing the fit challenge at the moment so it's just boring pictures of them eating porridge and gym selfies. That aircraft one is brilliant though. Maybe timeless vie could do a spoof. Let's imagine we are Thomas the tank engine :)