I danced in the morning when Mumsnet was begun
I danced with the moon and stars and the sun
I came down from heaven and I danced on the earth
And on the internet I had my birth:
Dance then, wherever you may be
I am the lady of the cunts, said she!
And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the dance, said she!
I danced for the fruitshoots and the greggs pastie
But they would not dance and they wouldn't follow me
I danced for the mums, for the nannies and those without child
They came with me and the dance went wild:
I danced on a friday and I had the bumsex
The holy people said that they were vexed
They whipped me and stripped me and hung me high
Only on Mumsnet do I wonder why.
Dance then, wherever you may be
I am the lady of the cunts, said she!
And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the dance, said she!