My mum arrived to go on holiday with us. She falls over backwards at my new slimmer shape (hasn't clapped eyes on me for 2 months).
Within seconds she is saying "how long are you going to be on this diet, I think its really unhealthy". I try not to feel quite insulted while saying, "well, you see" thinking she will see what my meals actually are over this week and maybe revise her opinion.
Arrive at holiday destination, I go out to shops to get some food in for first couple of days. Mum unpacking the shopping bags: "What a lot of vegetables!" Me: "I need them for my unhealthy diet" 
(I also heard a squeak of "Double Cream!!")
PS pleased about the 9th September news - I have carried on since the May bootcamp but it will be a good focus and I will actually buy scales so I can take part properly watch weight fluctuating and get all worried