That sounds like a lovely birthday meal venus! Especially the antipasti, if I’m honest.
My husband’s birthday is Sunday and I haven’t asked but might do fondue as our scheduled Saturday fondue did not go forward as I cannot be fucked to cook anything these days. I’m very lucky my husband happily cooks—he loves it—so I normally do lunches for everyone and he downs tools in the evening and whips up a feast. Bish bash bosh style (I like to cook early and slowly and potter here and there). He’s much better about clearing it all properly since he returned. Lockdown has been good for us as it’s shown how many of our dissatisfactions has to do with outside pressures getting to us and how little it had to do with us as a couple. We’re really good together so have been actively working on how we handle the pressures differently when they inevitably arise in future. Lots of calm talks about our “needs,” if that doesn’t sound too wanky. 
Enough of that, for now. Thought some of you might be interested in an update.
Glitter veg in pots is a great way to start. And even if there’s not much yield, it’s soooo satisfying eating your own delicious homegrown food.
Besides, it's illegal
Never stopped me before! Not you, from what I can see, ha! It sounds like you’re reasonably rural but surely you can justify an essential needs drive to somewhere other than Iceberg Heaven and satisfy your salad requirements? Tesco Express is heaving with spinach, romaine, arugula
Tonight is Make Do Burgers, ShagMe style which for everyone else is mince mixed with egg and dried onion soup packets then fried, but I’m shaping them like hot dogs to fit the brioche rolls nicely and adding fried shallots on top.
I’ll season mine with good old Salty Sam (our family name for the Schwartz all purpose seasoning, which is amazing) and have it normal-shaped with a slice of melted cheese and a massive salad. Chips, both potato and celeriac will accompany (otherwise the burgers and salad will be lonely?
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And hey—whisper it—haven’t weighed in a while but put new batteries in the scales and I’m 3lbs down and not Obese anymore.
Celebrating being Overweight, yee hah!