Miss I don't have a mandolin, I almost bought one in the summer and couldn't decide which one so I didn't. May have to reconsider that.
Chester my hair is dull and frizzy and my skin is horrendous. Partly due to the time of year I think but yes, I was hoping to be glowing and swishing by now too.
Steel I love that website! Have bookmarked.
Betty she hasn't tried to say it's unhealthy (wouldn't dare
) but she's a huge feeder - totally expresses love by feeding everyone, and she had brought the pudding over (we'd done a BBQ so plenty of low carb fare with extra carbs for the others). I think me declining pudding was a direct assault on her wellbeing,
evidence of a 'fad' diet and further proof that I'm more than a bit bonkers. I think my reaction only confirmed the last point. 
I need to try these cream cheese pancakes!
Oh Chipping I wish I could suggest something.
As a complete carnivore I'm not very good with vegetarian dishes, and it's even harder for you, I think, not eating eggs. I don't know what I'd eat (although I'd like to expand my veggie repertoire and eat less meat). Are there veggie/vegan/eggless low carb blogs out there? Can you list out your meals and see what we can suggest? Have you tried low GI?
Good suggestion from Eva about what to tell your mum. Just emphasise the health benefits rather than the weight loss?
hope sorry it's hard at the moment. You said that you stuck to bootcamp 'pretty much' in the first fortnight... How much? Completely? The 4lb gain will be the replenishment of your glycogen stores (and therefore water) from the cake. As Steel said, it's not a forgiving way of eating to start with. If you list your bootcamp meals out then we can give you pointers, but you need to ditch the bread, stop the cheating and start again. If you stick to the rules and give it some time, you will lose weight.
Yoghurt I like that SOS/SOC. 
Lovecat the last few days I've been measuring out the amount of water I need to drink, so two full 1.5L water bottles filled with filtered water, so I know how much I've had and still need to drink. Really helped actually, and .i drank them easily so it reassured me that I was drinking enough.