where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 18)

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part 18.... jeeze 17 threads have past...17 threads worth of dating excitment/disasters.

wonder what number 18 will bring

any predictions anyone?

wedding/co-habitation for someone must be due by now.

lol not sure yet! Am still playing text tennis at mo so we'll see

ninah - how comfy is the marital couch. i'm quite glad it's too small to squeeze me on too

note :sofa bed for the occasional sleepover

ha ha ninah there is def only room for u 3 on that couch at the mo I'm sure u will find it comfy once u get used to it!

oh and monty needs a seat on that couch too i think

Lol at Ninah, and we can all budge up a bit you know Juice.

Hi all, bloody men! Text bloke Tues, he text me last night - had lengthy text conversation. Nothing tonight. Maybe he's waiting for me to text? Although no mention of a meet up last night so am inclined to forget it.

tell you what we can get one of those lush extended corner jobbie sofas like the ones on the dfs ads
and you can stick yer baileys down on a black ash coffee table ninah
monty i've just mailed you btw
juicy he sounds pretty sorted if he doesn't use the plastic,debt ridden isn't exactly a plus point in a partner is it?

ASBM - you have email (2 in fact).

One of those mahoosive sofas lol. We'll all be on it one day.

that's partly what scares me asbm! the next thing I hear after co-habit IS dfs!
I see yellow padded leather with the buttons
I need the Baileys ...

please tell me it's not one of the ones that lift your feet up for you with a remote control hoist like you're dead

PMSL!!!!

Lmao and pointing at the plasma on the wall above the fire.

• a remote control

oh stop it you are freaking me out
he has one of those
'oh I don't watch much tv' - and the first time I go round there there is this horror on the wall under the mantlepiece with empty candlesticks on each side like a goddam altarpiece
and black ash storage lined up on either side

you see the other diffence between asbm lou monty and I is that the others have become v discreet once they become maritally couched
so I feel really I still have at least one full buttock on a futon

is discreet a polite way of saying dull

Dull as dishwater me.

Ninah - under the mantlepiece

Does it have a bracket so he can pull it out to watch the sport.
pmsl

no no NO
you just mention less about the dp, you know? it's normal, I've noticed it in rl friends when you know the relationship is particularly genuine
they just stop analysing and gassing about him - they are SURE, see
I would like to feel that way, but I can't imagine it
I would like more hair less black ash and this sounds horrible, he has met friends etc, but I don't feel all that comfortable proclaiming him as my partner in public

ohh bless you do love him despite everything ninah
really pleased that you're an item again

oh sorry monty I meant over, we did positional language at work today with the 3 year olds it has obviously gone OVER my head lol ... it must be the soft furnishing elements on here tonight ... it is wall mounted

I know I do asbm ... what is wrong with me?!
If you ever get to meet him please forget this convo lol ... perhaps HE could buy a hat too?

ninah and blokey sitting in a tree k-i-ss-i-n-g

asbm - oooh def about the plastic. irish was asking me other day how does he get a new car if he gets new job without car as pay package... because.... he has dodgy credit. wonders if ccj's and black listing he got a few years abck will be cleared.

what a bloody lucky escape i've had i think!!!

and you girls are boring...

shit.. i meant you arent boring

rofl

at juicy
you hang on to that pledge I think you might be needing it yourself this summer

pmsl
freudian