where have all the fit and interesting men gone part.....9? isit 9?

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ooooh i get to start the thread.
unless i'm being thick and cant find it.

lou - go on send me a pic of dark horse i'm so nosey.

ninah - i think thats really rude of your friend. if she didn't have anything nice to say she shouldn't have said anything at all.

ROFL scl
that bodes well then

hey ninah
remember you're meant to be the thread's resident astrologer
please can you check out capricorn woman and gemini man
rj and i need to know

ninah - come on we're waiting on our astrology

asbm - so have you decided what your going to do with actionman on your date?

wonder how lou's enjoying her trip away.

scl - how did the ceremony go? did you stay sober?

hi again
you guys are hard to keep up with!
itm sorry your ex is being a shit. but you seem so motivated with the running. I wish I could be more motivated with exercise...

eve hows the fags going??

asbm he sounds a bit keen! removing profiles before you have met?! lol

well I have seen nm a couple of more times, and , while I do really quite like him - he is very kind and sweet and we are into the same things etc - I just dont know. It is so tricky. I guess I just want him to take more control tbh, as I seem to be the one doing all the organising. perhaps its time we had a chat... right now I dont need to be the one doing all the work.

hi rtp!
so whats the prob with nm then?
are you the one making all the decisions here?
yeah actionman is v.keen indeed,let's see what he's like once he's met me for real lol
he has something planned for next week,don't ask me what,he won't tell me..i thought at first it was just dinner but i think he wants to make more of a day of it
could do with knowing really..how's a girl to decide on her wardrobe!

hi

hi all - was better behaved than last year, did have a few though and a good old boogie.

we got a bit lost in the woods on the way back - three women and three children. One of the other mums we were with did need my other friend to take her home. She does seem to drink rather heavily and sort of hangs off you!!

But all in all a good night.

have to collect ds2 soon, take ds1s friend back and take dcs to their dads overnight.

Am meeting samename tonight - we are going for drink and eat by the river.

RTP - youre right you don't want an indecisive man

Lou -are you away with darkhorse this w/e?

ooh just seen astrology

can you do leo woman and cancer man (samename)

Leo woman and libra man (exbf) - yes am still almost constantly thinking about him.

i went yesterday and got back about an hour ago

i had a really nice time, he had made a lot of effort to spoil me

that's nice tho I get a bit freaked out by it.

Think I am a bit screwed up where men are concerned tbh

Just enjoy - have your doubts subsided a bit?

well i admit i am not used to being treated so nicely without what appears to be an agenda

so my doubts have subsided somewhat, but i still dont know what to do

i will leave things as they are for now and see what happens

he had made a really nice picnic of goodies and bought champagne and cava and white wine for us, complimented me on how i looked as well

we did have fun but didnt go tot he cinema in the end

by th time i picked him up and we got to the hotlw which was another 30 mins away, checked in etc, i wasnt feeling like driving for another half hour to get a film that we may miss the beginning of, so we ate the snacks drank the wine and also hit the 24 hr bar (not for long tho cos it was bloody expensive!)

ended up watching a film on tv in our room before we finally went to sleep

lou that sounds lovely. tell us more!
regarding nm - I just dont know if he is treating me with care, or if he is, i dunno, shy? or indecisive? But its always me who suggests meeting up (he jumps at the chance), who suggests going back to his (again, he jumps at the chance) etc etc. So, I guess I just dont know if he is just not that into me, or if he is holding back iyswim. But what I need right NOW is to know that HE wants to meet me, for him to suggest where to go etc. I guess I will have to chat to him, then leave HIM to it for a bit and see what happens...

we had a ground floor room overlooking the golf course and close to the bar which was nice

he bought all kinds of snacks and as i said, loads of booze in a cooler box he had prepared that day, all things he knew i liked

he had his hair cut back to the style i had mentioned i thought looked better (like a short mohawk), and was just generally really nice to me, he said it was my treat so we did what i wanted

batman did message me in the evening though

i should also add that he brought along a rubber whip lol

ohh lou
glad he treated you like a princess
it's nice to be spoiled
scl-hope you enjoy tonite
rtp-would you be able to bite the bullet here and do no contact and let him make the arranging?

yes it was rather nice

good luck tonight scl

hi all,

my friends cancelled on me last night as there's a large bbq party going on tonight. so i thought i was going to spend another boring sat in on my own.

but marvel saved the evening and came over after he went to theartre with bottle of wine. but ended up way too late talking mince so just up from a siesta.

off to my burlesque thing tonight if i can find the motivation to move

that all sounds nice

have fun tonight as well!

ohh all quiet on here tonight!
rj enjoy it sounds great
lou youre obv asleep as not on msn!
a chilled one here for me with the dc
and britains got talent
must get out more lol

oh god.

"Hi thanks for visiting my profile if you have got major baggage, are sexually repressed or have issues with men do not even bother by the way I am only interested in brunettes.

A bit about me the best way forward is total honesty I am:

A: Unemployed, B: Lazy, C: High maintenance, D: Frustrating, E: Over weight, F: Bold, G: An alcoholic, H: A drug addict, I: Unsociable, J: Strange, K: Clingy, L: Egotistical, M: A-Sexual, N: Prematurely aged, O: Possessive, P: Homeless, Q: a Criminal, R: Toothless, S: Grumpy, T: Gutless, U: Introvert, V: Scared, W: Ferial, X: Ugly, Y: Witless, Z: incompetent.

I can recall when I first noticed how a womans under clothing barely touches her skin, how it floats on a cushion of air as she moves, how it floats about her body, brushing her body like angels wings, was then that I understood how a woman must be touched."

I'm guessing it's a joke but nowhere else on the profile indicates a sense of humour...

wtf?
where have you received this gem off?

Lunavix, I just spat my coffee out when reading that.

Surely it must be some form of advanced satire? Please say it is, for the sake of mankind!

That's what I am hoping for! It's a profile off DD.

Some of the emails you (that's a general you) get I wouldn't be surprised if it is genuine...but thank you for making me laugh luna

yes asbm i was in bed, sorry