I'm jumping on the internet dating bandwagon...come read my profile please

[VinegarTits]

Ok, so i not a big talker in real life, and i have a very bad habit of giving ziltch away about myself (probably why im still single)

So....this is moi:

I love the countryside, going for long walks, breathing in the fresh air, feeling the sun on my face

I am independent and enjoy my own company, i like to make the most of my free time by discovering new and interesting places, and trying new and exciting things

I am a thinker, i ponder and procrastinate way to much for my own good

Taste in music is very varied, the music i listen to usually reflects my mood, relaxed: clannad, sinead oconnor, excited: the killers, red hot chillis... sexy: beyonce, shakira... you get the picture? anyway there are way to many artists to mention on here

First Date would be something exciting, a skydive (if i am feeling brave) or go jet skiing, or maybe just a boat ride to a secluded island with a picnic and bottle of your favorite wine...

Is it pants?

TIA

I would like to add a bit more wit into i think

So presumably there is basic info (age, location, looking for, picture) elsewhere on the page?

Maybe you could describe the person you are looking to meet?

Yes there is a box for describing who you are looking to meet

I put: looking for an intelligent man (boring)

Maybe i should change to: fuckwits, dumbasses, brainless, cock muchers jog on please

Its pants innit? i am crap at descibing myself and my interests

'way too many artists' - just in case Mr Right's a pedant

Maybe mention the importance of close friendships, to offset any 'loner-ness' which could be read into your profile?

And it might be worth mentioning that you have a filthy sense of humour (iirc - )

You forgot 'no cocklodgers'

I would sort out your grammar and use initials

Otherwise I like it

which site you using?

my soh usually comes out as dry, sarcatic and foul mouthed

I am trying to be lady like, so some gentleman will not be put of by me, then once i get to know him i can slowly reveal the darker vinnytits side of me and say stuff like

'if i drop my knickers will you take me from behind of the washing machine while its on spin?...'

i get stumped with words when i havee to talk about 'me' bleugh

I have used initials, is my grammer quite bad?

Correct it please

Great suggestions shiney, i am editing it as we speak

I dont know how to inject my soh into it gahhh, wish i could just be myself on these things, scarey shit this is

DreadPirate - I was going to offer proofreading too

have changed my headline to: sparky, witty, intelligent man?

Have changed the music bit to: I'm a total music junkie and love all sorts from SKA to Shakira

(who are SKA?)

Now i am stuck again, i sound so boring...meh

Great minds Trillian

How about saying 'I'm looking for my equal. This means that you'll need to be .....' - might be an easier way of listing the characteristics you like about yourself?

No shiney thats fab...all the thing i want to say, but couldnt get them into words

Where did that come from?

at you two. Glad you're getting help though it's pants trying to do a profile. I changed mine depending on my mood and how much I hated men at the time