I'm jumping on the internet dating bandwagon...come read my profile please

[VinegarTits]

Ok, so i not a big talker in real life, and i have a very bad habit of giving ziltch away about myself (probably why im still single)

So....this is moi:

I love the countryside, going for long walks, breathing in the fresh air, feeling the sun on my face

I am independent and enjoy my own company, i like to make the most of my free time by discovering new and interesting places, and trying new and exciting things

I am a thinker, i ponder and procrastinate way to much for my own good

Taste in music is very varied, the music i listen to usually reflects my mood, relaxed: clannad, sinead oconnor, excited: the killers, red hot chillis... sexy: beyonce, shakira... you get the picture? anyway there are way to many artists to mention on here

First Date would be something exciting, a skydive (if i am feeling brave) or go jet skiing, or maybe just a boat ride to a secluded island with a picnic and bottle of your favorite wine...

Is it pants?

TIA

Thats brilliant! did you write that?

Bit lengthy though, needs condensing or might be in danger of them getting bored half way though (men usually have 2 secs attention span dont they?)

i suggest Vinegartits that you leave out the bit about enjoying your own company....... otherwise you sound great fun.... !!!!!

Thanks malts, i am good company though, i have a laugh with myself

Shiney i have used that in my profile but added the line...

Add i still havent found Mr Right...

to the end, i am going to see how many replies i get, just leave it there temp. until i come up with a witty one that was previously there....

Thanks for all your suggestions, they are super

and you can't say 'setting up cockmuchers to visit penguin sanctuaries either

the bit about thinking too much makes you sound a bit..... em... bunny boiler who will panic and read too much into it

eg, when they suggest you stay over

they will have visions of you coming with half your wardrobe and expecting to move in

when they call you are already imagining wedding bells and marque in those gardens

Arggggh i have had no messages since changing my profile, none, nada, zilch!

At least before i was getting some interest, even if i didnt sound like a boring bunny bolier

And the last message i sent, was read and deleted :-(

Going to put my old profile back up for a while, see how i get on

I think the thing that shiney found was just too long. And a bit weird. And while it's interesting it's still not you. It was just someone else.

Bit extreme there don't you think?

I know

(it's hard to do a jokey face)