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where have all the fit and interesting available men gone part 5!!

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 09/03/2009 23:33

ok we're off!

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ridingjoker · 11/03/2009 11:46

sometimes i am too.

i forgot how much i like a "mans man" till my encounter with diver.

i really should cut my losses before i end up adopting marvel to fix him.

and go straight out for a ready made man.

is there such a thing as a "mans man" who's intelligent?? or are they all illiterate. great with their hands but cant spell types?

i would like a man who can do all the manly stuff and wrestle a bear to the ground....yet still be able to write a whole sentence in proper queens english?

Holly23 · 11/03/2009 11:52

RJ - Fear you maybe asking for the impossible there!

aseriouslyblondemoment · 11/03/2009 11:54

oh i don't know

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ridingjoker · 11/03/2009 11:55

i know its a tall order isn't it??

aseriouslyblondemoment · 11/03/2009 11:58

its a kind of indiana jones type but obv.not Harrison Ford iyswim

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ridingjoker · 11/03/2009 12:03

oh yes.... indiana jones...in the very first one which was out before i was born

i would...definately.

he would have kelly jones out cold with one punch!!

but i would actually like slight bigger frame. i like huuuuuuge shoulders!!

Holly23 · 11/03/2009 12:04

You'd like fittie he has huge biceps, although I'm yet to cop a feel! lol

aseriouslyblondemoment · 11/03/2009 12:08

yes but then I'd have no option but to personally nurse Kelly better
hmmm

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ridingjoker · 11/03/2009 12:10

they dont have to be buff. there can be a layer of flab. actually i prefer a layer of flab for a pillow. lol. but definately gotta be plenty of muscle. but natural muscle iykwim.

not muscle from gym.

you can tell by a guys neck if he naturally has a lot of muscle.

aseriouslyblondemoment · 11/03/2009 12:11

that should have been a mmmmmmm
oh lordy now i feel distracted...

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lou33 · 11/03/2009 14:39

spoke to actor, going to meet him for lunch this weekend

this is the ottofragment guy on pof (i think)

poor thing is nervous

inthemistsoftime · 11/03/2009 14:51

lou, is it that one with the cartoony photo?

he looked nice, whats he like to talk too?

lou33 · 11/03/2009 14:54

yes thats him

hes nice, nervous but nice!

off to scotland next week on a job photographing restaurants for a website, so thought i may as well meet for lunch before he goes

he seems rather keen, told him he has to come to my way for lunch as i had kids to think about

lou33 · 11/03/2009 14:55

he is not as hot as the beautiful young man who went missing in action, but he isnt a munter either

cant remember how old he is, 30 something (will go check)

lou33 · 11/03/2009 14:57

he is 35, he has a proper pic of him up now too

inthemistsoftime · 11/03/2009 16:18

ok am off to check him out for you! lol

inthemistsoftime · 11/03/2009 16:18

looks good to me, so are you having pizza and beer for your 1st date?

aseriouslyblondemoment · 11/03/2009 16:32

are you making him nervous Lou?
app.I have that effect on some men

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adad123 · 11/03/2009 17:38

asbm- here goes my pof name is (as you know already)but for anyone else: funny buoy

Any comments, hints ,helps will be appreciated.

Remember the camera adds a few pounds, and there were 10 cameras pointing at me.

asbm- I don't know why but you make me nervous.

Im off out until late so I'll look forward to reading any criticism comments when I get back.

lou33 · 11/03/2009 17:43

no he can buy me lunch that doesnt involve pizza

i make lots of men nervous, i'm nice though so i dont know why

he was more relaxed when i actually spoke to him but the voicemails he left he sounded like he was going to faint

inthemistsoftime · 11/03/2009 18:06

lou, at least he is not cock sure of himself, that would be worse.

hey, adad123, - asbm is a pussy cat really, just very quick of the mark!

lou33 · 11/03/2009 18:17

yes i agree

that nickser bloke is v pretty but dull and overly cocky

aseriouslyblondemoment · 11/03/2009 19:58

evening all!
thanks for that inthemist!
how are things with you?
has kisses taken it all badly?
Lou don't you find that voicemails are always a bit stilted/odd?
they're either funny/angry or very sad
last time i left one i just laughed tbh!

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lou33 · 11/03/2009 20:04

if i leave one i just say hi its me gimme a call when you can

this guy was v obviously nervous and not knowing what to say so just kept chatting lol

aseriouslyblondemoment · 11/03/2009 20:22

aww.bless him!
and btw.what do you think makes them nervous of us Lou?

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