where have all the fit and interesting available men gone part 5!!

[aseriouslyblondemoment]

ok we're off!

asbm- from under which site did he crawl from?

oh eve i sent him a strongly worded one
dp hes off frd and he's a short arse too
i have calmed down now

omg I have just winked neighbourman!

Literally or on the dating site?

ASBM hope it was worded strongly enough to make his balls skrink back in. Gawd I sound like Lou.

dp are you pisshed lol!
will keep my fingers crossed here
i really admire your bravery btw.

oh scl, that loco bloke keeps messaging me to ask if i am online now!

i keep replying saying no

I wish to god I was asbm

Eve, on the site I assure you lol

Please do not admire my bravery, for it is truly non existent! I am a fool because if he finds out it's me and runs a mile I will have to sell up and emigrate

lol i just saw your comment eve

I've have a good perve look at Parksy1, he looks like a man of few words but then who cares what he's got to say when he looks that good
RJ - sent you an email
Hope everyone else is ok,

Eve and Lou will mail it your way
jeeze i normally take it all with a laugh but that just pushes me over
sorry to rant,am fine now!!
dp fingers crossed for you and as always feel free to email me my ad is on here somewhere
the more the merrier!

Holly its on its' way to you too
Parkys lol

asbm - read the email, wow you were really pissed but good for you, he certainly doesn't deserve anything less!

haha asbm i just read it too

inthemist - think I've overdone it at the gym! I've been using the cable column for my arms but they feel really achy and I think the weights I used were too heavy! I'm thinking I should stick to ashtanga yoga which is 1.5 hrs, then have 2 sessions of cardio and weights and 1 just cardio (mainly treadmill), my goal is too lose weight, although I've started eating more so need to stop this! what exercises are you doing at the moment?

asbm-thanks x

i am a v.open minded woman but that's downright wrong
he's obv.preying on types and if you're not happily married then hey do what i did and get out
and wtf he's a shortarse too
only shortarse i'd touch is kelly

ha bloody ha he's just --perved- -logged on and read them
i caught him in time before he can mail me back a 'frigid bitch' type of message

asbm - (Holly with serious expression & tone if I ever win the lotto I will buy Kelly for you!

asbm - (Holly with serious expression & tone) if I ever win the lotto I will buy Kelly for you! wink

aaah feck sorry really silly mistakes with my postings!!!

i know you would darling but does it mean we would have to share jason?
you know me i'm not good at sharing

I'm not good at sharing either and of course if he is the other way inclined I'll have to convert him first

sod off will you buy him for her!

over my cold dead body.....

ASBM lol, just read the email. I would normally advocate ignoring but hey that was worth the finger flying.

Lou - ok I'll buy him and you will have to fight it out with asbm