SV- here's a sample of the utter bollocks that has landed in my inbox. the backstory was that I was basically taking the piss out of this guy, he messaged me saying hi would I like to chat and I sarcastically replied not if he was going to ask me if I do anal. (I had this from some twat in the week) This was his response:
yes it dose ty hunni , sorry but it is exsactly how i want cha to be with me , as im very direct , VERY!!! sorry but thats me , and im glad ive found the 1st person who would, and will always be like that with me !!!! well y the fuk men ask ya that im fuk,d if i no, but hey i,ll certainly not be asking ya if ya do anal , if we ended up in the bedroom i mite if woz that way inclined , never done it here gd n bad about it , but that if i woz excited about it would ask ya , corce i would coz if ya cant tlk to ya partner , luv , or fuk buddy who the fuk can ya tlk to !!!!! and ya looking for long term hun yea , well ok tell me would ya be up for a meat ?? if so wen ??
Don't you just love the fact he clearly has no clue where the apostrophe is so has settled for the comma instead!