What do you call your ex?

[sleepingwiththeenemy]

What 'nickname' do you call your ex, or have him/her programmed in to your phone as?

Mine is 'The Dementer' from Harry Potter as, like the character, he sucks the life and joy out of everyone!

What's yours?

[ANamesANameForAThatsTaken]

the gambler, coz he gambled every single penny we ever had

[isheisnthe]

Wanker is his name generally (not in front of DS's - he is in my phone as prick

[MadameCastafiore]

Wanker - we must have the same XH isheisnthe.

[Leslaki]

and me!! Though I changed it to prat when I remembered ds can read!!! Am gonna change it to twunt on my mobile thos as that name really does some him up. he is a twunt with a capital TTTTTTTTTT!!!!

[MeNmyGirl]

Its started off as TWAT,...until i got bored of him letting DD down and deleted it!

[cherrymonster]

SHITHEAD!!!

[lou33]

he is stored by his first and last name in my phone

if i speak about him and my kids are not about i usually start by saying "oh guess what my cnting fcking nobby exh h has done this time"

[Piffle]

after nearly 15 yrs I call him by his actual name but sometimes refer to him as ds1s OBP - other biological parent...

[Janos]

at this thread.

My ex is THAT BLOODY MAN (normally when he has pissed me off) or else he is referred to by his name.

[BobDowne]

At the moment it's CHERRY TOMATOES - I'm sure he'd like that better than the last nickname.
This one comes from a dream i had last week about being trapped under a pile of aforementioned and trying to get out without damaging the tomatoes.

[ChasingSquirrels]

first name

[fuzzywuzzy]

twatface

[IAmTheNewQueenOfMN]

my mate and I refer to her ex as Fuckface

[elmoandella]

saved in phone as psycho

[PurpleOne]

used to on phone as 'tosser' but we don't get to lol anymore as he hides his number now and it doesn't show.
his wife is saved in phone as 'psychofuckingbitch'

[fuckitgoblin]

bollock chops

[sleepingwiththeenemy]

He's also frequently referred to as dick splash.

[Debra1981]

Used to be Mr. [first name] get away with anything [last name] due to his ability to constantly flout the law in various ways, and despite being caught sometimes, hardly even getting his wrists slapped. Now, in order not to appear bitter and angry and in case his spies are out he's just [dd]'s dad. He's not in my phonebook as he refused my no. anyway. Yay!

[MuppetsMuggle]

Tosser, but then deleted as he kept harrassing me and my new DP.

[VinegarTits]

I call him by his first name

He is saved in my phone as firstname and surname, as just first name is too personable, i dont class him as anything but my ex so dont feel any need to call him shithead, dickwad, tosspot or whatever else, hes not that important

[matildax]

my dd1's dad is listed on my phone as ........
'don't answer.'

[shelleylou]

ds's sperm donor is listed in my phone as shitforbrains

[duchesse]

My sister's is Psychoex. He is complete nutcase though.

[cikecaka]

My sisters is BLL*Y BILL

[macdoodle]

Mine was ARSEHOLE on my phone till realised DD1 could read it now is just his first name cannot even be bothered to call him anything else