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What do you call your ex?

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sleepingwiththeenemy · 26/01/2009 13:14

What 'nickname' do you call your ex, or have him/her programmed in to your phone as?

Mine is 'The Dementer' from Harry Potter as, like the character, he sucks the life and joy out of everyone!

What's yours?

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ANamesANameForAThatsTaken · 26/01/2009 14:15

the gambler, coz he gambled every single penny we ever had

isheisnthe · 26/01/2009 14:41

Wanker is his name generally (not in front of DS's - he is in my phone as prick

MadameCastafiore · 26/01/2009 14:41

Wanker - we must have the same XH isheisnthe.

Leslaki · 26/01/2009 19:41

and me!! Though I changed it to prat when I remembered ds can read!!! Am gonna change it to twunt on my mobile thos as that name really does some him up. he is a twunt with a capital TTTTTTTTTT!!!!

MeNmyGirl · 26/01/2009 20:09

Its started off as TWAT,...until i got bored of him letting DD down and deleted it!

cherrymonster · 26/01/2009 20:21


lou33 · 26/01/2009 20:23

he is stored by his first and last name in my phone

if i speak about him and my kids are not about i usually start by saying "oh guess what my cnting fcking nobby exh h has done this time"

Piffle · 26/01/2009 20:25

after nearly 15 yrs I call him by his actual name but sometimes refer to him as ds1s OBP - other biological parent...

Janos · 26/01/2009 20:54

at this thread.

My ex is THAT BLOODY MAN (normally when he has pissed me off) or else he is referred to by his name.

BobDowne · 26/01/2009 21:00

At the moment it's CHERRY TOMATOES - I'm sure he'd like that better than the last nickname.
This one comes from a dream i had last week about being trapped under a pile of aforementioned and trying to get out without damaging the tomatoes.

ChasingSquirrels · 26/01/2009 21:08

first name

fuzzywuzzy · 26/01/2009 21:09


IAmTheNewQueenOfMN · 26/01/2009 21:11

my mate and I refer to her ex as Fuckface

elmoandella · 26/01/2009 22:12

saved in phone as psycho

PurpleOne · 26/01/2009 22:39

used to on phone as 'tosser' but we don't get to lol anymore as he hides his number now and it doesn't show.
his wife is saved in phone as 'psychofuckingbitch'

fuckitgoblin · 26/01/2009 22:40

bollock chops

sleepingwiththeenemy · 26/01/2009 22:42

He's also frequently referred to as dick splash.

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Debra1981 · 27/01/2009 15:35

Used to be Mr. [first name] get away with anything [last name] due to his ability to constantly flout the law in various ways, and despite being caught sometimes, hardly even getting his wrists slapped. Now, in order not to appear bitter and angry and in case his spies are out he's just [dd]'s dad. He's not in my phonebook as he refused my no. anyway. Yay!

MuppetsMuggle · 27/01/2009 15:38

Tosser, but then deleted as he kept harrassing me and my new DP.

VinegarTits · 27/01/2009 15:39

I call him by his first name

He is saved in my phone as firstname and surname, as just first name is too personable, i dont class him as anything but my ex so dont feel any need to call him shithead, dickwad, tosspot or whatever else, hes not that important

matildax · 27/01/2009 15:50

my dd1's dad is listed on my phone as ........
'don't answer.'

shelleylou · 27/01/2009 16:10

ds's sperm donor is listed in my phone as shitforbrains

duchesse · 27/01/2009 16:20

My sister's is Psychoex. He is complete nutcase though.

cikecaka · 27/01/2009 16:37

My sisters is BLL*Y BILL

macdoodle · 27/01/2009 16:42

Mine was ARSEHOLE on my phone till realised DD1 could read it now is just his first name cannot even be bothered to call him anything else

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