Do you just sit and look at all the men on a site and think 'Yes but what is wrong with you?'

[petrovia]

I'm only on one site, have been there a good while and never really do anything, I just sit in a corner and occasionally get added as a 'potential goer' by someone or whatever you call it.

I keep telling myself, 'Come on, have a browse, there must be some nice chaps on here' and then I start to look through them and there are loads of really dodgy looking ones, and then I see someone who catches my eye and usually I find myself going 'yeah, but why haven't you got a girlfriend, there must be something up, otherwise you would NOT BE HERE'

and then I think 'but what about you, MissGiantbreasts1976, what are YOU doing on the shelf?!'

and then I just give up, because if the blokes out there are anything like me they are probably not ready for a relationship.

Crap isn't it? As you were...

Lou i do so hope you said yes!
watoose he doesnt think that at all actually
its his humour
but from his POV he has come across lots of time wasters
like all of us have been hit on by players/losers or dirty old men!
anyway lets keep it all light hearted
so please all
keep the funny stories coming!!!

haha no he was rotten

another one asked me to be his dominatrix and another asked is i would be his slave

mostly tho i dont get those kind of offers

oh i did have another who told me he paid a dominatrix by dd every month to abuse him

he particularly liked hanging bottles of water from his balls, showed me the pics too

oh bugger no!
god that would have been a top girly night!
i had one bloke offer me a lunchtime quickie
but for some reason scarpered when i mentioned having to bring my ds as he was off school sick
i even said that hed be no trouble
would sit quietly in the corner with a packet of crisps and bottle of pop....

Oh ffs!!
bet that was interesting viewing NOT!

Sorry I don't really do lighthearted

LOLOL!!! at Queen, ASAB, Watoose and Lou.

This thread was always lighthearted....that's the joke! (desperate explaining of joke emoticon)

precisely!
and i was enjoying it too
as like me you also laugh your way thru all this internet dating malarkey
its the only way!!

oh and there was the one who asked if i would go dogging with him after the 2nd date

and your reply was....

i didnt see him again, funnily enough

funny that..lol!
bet hes still on-line too looking for like minded nutters individuals
one guy who asked me out
had many things wrong with him
probably the greatest being that he worked for the CSA

oh his insider knowledge would be good for me right now

whats his number ?

trust me you sooo dont want to know
thankfully hes given up on texting me now

thats good to hear

if you ever fancy going dogging i can put you in touch with someone btw lol

Gee thanks Lou
will bear that one in mind

am generous to a fault me

i guess that's what we all like about you!!

i know one guy who has asked me to do him with a strap on

i would find it far too amusing i think and lose my rhythm through laughter

aside from that he is very nice but i wont be shagging him

Arghh! What has happened to my thread??!!!

You lot are incorrigible!

(who did niceguy say has issues btw? Cannot be arsed to read it all)

oh Lou!
hehe!Petrovia we've been having a right old hoot since you were last here
you need to look thru lol!
i think what was meant that he has met alot of timewasters on dating sites
he would rather women were just honest with him
and the rest of it i took as tongue in cheek stuff!

am glad i didnt kill the thread with my strap on comment