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sorry but plenty of fish should be renamed as

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pirategirl · 04/09/2007 23:23

plenty of bald men aged about 38-45 who have shaved their heads to distract from receding hairlines, and all look suspiciously like the same man.

gawd

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lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:47

tonight i am going out with girly

i got rid of a bloke from pof this morning

someone asked me out tonight but girly is a better option i think

next weekend i am meeting a seemingly nice guy for lunch

zippi is flirting outrageously with all the young men before she goes on holiday

girly has irons in her fire too

thnk thats it

weebleswobble · 07/09/2007 19:51

Oh this takes me back about 4 years! I reckoned if you could line up 3 dates a week. I found the "we'll go out for a drink and then on for a meal if we get on" line hysterical. Like you wouldn't know where you stood if it ended after the drink

weebleswobble · 07/09/2007 19:52

I lost a line. It should read if you could line up 3 dates a week, 1 would be good!

lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:55

finding dates isnt hard, wanting to see them again is tho!

i dont like the dinner thing for first time meets, its a bit too intense, i'd rather just a drink or meet for lunch, it seems easier somehow

weebleswobble · 07/09/2007 19:57

I used to work on the basis that if they wanted to have the pleasure of my company, the very least they could do is feed me. Saved me cooking many a dinner

lou33 · 07/09/2007 20:15

i go by the opinion that if they want to meet me they have to schlep over my way and buy me a drink

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 20:28

I expect that guy will notice just how far stafford is from me...and change his mind about coffee and sweat

I didn't mention I was off on holiday...he might have cooled off after two weeks

I forgot to ask him what country he came from

lou33 · 08/09/2007 02:50

well girly and i had an interesting time

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 07:40

when you get up you'd better elaborate then

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 09:45

actually he seems quite keen...

lou33 · 08/09/2007 15:04

which one is keen?

i am dehydrated, have no idea why

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 15:08

perhaps it's the hot weather..

the irm6brau whatever his name is one

so did you pull then, have charming chats or dance on the tables?

lou33 · 08/09/2007 15:10

flirting, dancing, drinking,etc it was good fun

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 15:19

you will all be married by the time I come back from my hols

lou33 · 08/09/2007 15:30

bloody hell zippi dont wish that on me, what have i done to upset you!

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 15:34

oh well maybe not then..

lou33 · 08/09/2007 15:44

no , i'd like to stay smiling thanks

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 15:46

i shan't be getting married again..unless he is very rich and it looks like a good punt

lou33 · 08/09/2007 15:52

www.sugardaddie.com ???

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 15:57

I have spent £115 on a swimsuit now I realised that I would have to chat to people in it! ....I decided I couldn't just go with the very unflattering speedo (but very flattening and nipple displaying) and the bosom enhancing asda models (the latter doesn't cover my bum properly so we have gel increased cleavage plus bum showing..not sure that that was a comfortable all day look (even though it was only 9.00)

lou33 · 08/09/2007 15:58
Shock
zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 16:01

couldn't get one anywhere so think I was left with the most expensive miracle option from house of fraser

it's not ravingly nice but it does pull in and stick out and cover up in the right places

lou33 · 08/09/2007 16:06

you must put a pic up on pof of you in it

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 16:10

crawling towards the camera

zippitippitoes · 08/09/2007 16:11

the asda one is more pof

cheap and ill fitting