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Can u all will xp to sod off home please

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:15

Cos if i have to sit here making falsley pleasant crap convsation any longer I will scream.

Ta muchly.

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suezee · 20/07/2007 17:17

lol, piss off xp she doesnt want to speak to u

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:19

LOL that made me chuckle so he asked me what I was laughing at.

He keeps telling me crap that I am so not interested in at all.

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EscapeFrom · 20/07/2007 17:19

Sling yer 'ook. you terwat!

DangerousBeans · 20/07/2007 17:20

Look dear,
Nutcracker is too polite to tell you that you are boring her senseless.
Fortunately, I am not.
I really think you ought to sod off, before Nutcracker loses the last scrap of self control, and shoves the sofa down your throat.
Thank you.
DangerousBeans.

PS: She faked them - oh yes, every one!

DameSnotAlot · 20/07/2007 17:21

Tell him my children will snot on him if he doesn't go. They're champion snotters. Especially when teething.

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:21

ROFL lots and lots

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suezee · 20/07/2007 17:21

does he want u to make him his tea as well

suezee · 20/07/2007 17:22

wot a jeffer

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:22

I mean were I acting as though I were interested then I could undertsnad him hanging around but I'm not, I couldn't look more disinterested.

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:23

He might do suezee but he has no chance.

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suezee · 20/07/2007 17:23

lol, just give him the phone number for the samaritans tell him u cant be arsed talking to him but at least they will humor him

DangerousBeans · 20/07/2007 17:24

Feign death?

suezee · 20/07/2007 17:24

i think its god dam rude of him to be invading u like that.....has he no morals???????????

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:24

He'd still carry on talking to me if I were aslep, or dead.

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DameSnotAlot · 20/07/2007 17:25

Start scratching your backside and sniffing your fingers after. Sure to make him remove himself from the house.

God, I change my name to a disgusting one and get all disgusting. Perhaps I was better off as Funkimummy..................................

suezee · 20/07/2007 17:25

my dad used to ring the samaritans when he was drunk and no one would speak to him........im not even joking

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:26

Damesnotalot, he would probably like that.

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DameSnotAlot · 20/07/2007 17:26

ROFL, I'm tickled!

AnAngelWithin · 20/07/2007 17:27

theres that teletext song called 'blah blah blah' download it really quick and play it really loud!!

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:28

LOL am tempted

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:32

I have put Take That on but even that isn't shifting him.

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AnAngelWithin · 20/07/2007 17:33

oh god...dont put 'back for good' on then!!

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:34

Christ no LOL.

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moondog · 20/07/2007 17:34

Why is he in your home at all??

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nutcracker · 20/07/2007 17:34

He collected the kids from school, and then stays to 'see' them

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