Ladies, I give you PlentyofFish catch of the day....

[UtterlyDevastated]

Check out TheOriginalPlayer from Cardiff .

Gosh - the man of my dreams at last!

hands off, saw him first

What a twat. At least I suppose he's honest and upfront

Link?

lolol look at this one from match:

"Guy for sale,mariage or other 1 owner from new 41 yrs on the clock. Good bodywork although a little rough around the edges. Good first time restoration project. A lot of international miles on the clock, Starts first time and is a good goer. Will run on TLC and bacon sarnys. Engine has slow tickover but has good performance when warmed up. Handeling a little feisty so will need some control. Steering a little sensitive. Tendency to get caried away if the brakes are not applied.
Loves goin off road and finding adventure. Suspension a little soft. Needs good set of headlamps. No spare tyre. Exhaust blows a bit depending on fuel. No pink trim. Comes with automatic dent removal system as std. Proximity sensor for easy parking. Manually operated love lever and complmentry fluffy dice.
Would suit expierienced professtional female driver who likes a chalenge. Not for the faint hearted."

I mean, who would think this looked like a good prospect?

i think theoriginalplayers profile is very tongue in check, i pmsl at it

I think it's hilarious, hse's obviously pissing about.

Am almost tempted to join up, after all, he does say he'll travel anywhere.

God, I must say that I find internet dating a total nightmare and have never been able to take to it.

I've had a lot of dodgy experiences. One with a man who seemed genuine, we talked on the phone etc and then he just kept messing me about. In the end I discovered that the reason was that he was not the person in the picture

Another guy kept asking me to send pictures of myself to him in tights - he had a catalogue of photos of girls in tights.

The only person I ever met was a guy who was very good looking, nice enough but for some reason he didn't do it for me at all. Mind you my dating history is a bit of a disaster in any case!

I WANT this man!!! The total lack of dates at the moment must be making me a bit crazy (lost common sense?!?!).

I still haven't come around to the idea of paying to get a date (paying for the subscription to join the sites). Maybe a mistake as among all the weirdos, I have actually had a couple of very interesting messages - but because I had only got as far as creating a profile, I couldn't communicate with them so will never know!

LINK!!!!! or cut & paste...? I can't find him and can't be arsed doing all the sign up stuff.

Anyone see that scrawny 6 pack torso only shot? Hahahahahahahha

He sounds totally gorgeous! Trouble is I wear big pants and have a toddler.

Brilliant. Firmly tongue in cheek. I like the 'I'm not a train driver' line.

OMG, I did lol at some of it, not sure what to make of him but really wanted to send a message but SOH, next time I'm bored and pissed I think I will.

We should construct the perfect reply, with lots of lol's and txt speak. Anyone up for it, I'm not witty enough.

abouteve, I have wine this evening or the alternative is to get Dittany to reply

Thanks
Youknow, I might just think about signing up....

which actually probably looks like

thats brilliant!

Purpleduck if you do shag him, could you report back so that we know whether it's worth signing up?

I agree Eve - got to be written in tx spk and full of luv/hun and very very fluffy!

I'm going out tonight but will make a note of his username to get my mate to have a look, she could do with a laugh. If anyone sees Dittany please tip her off.

I think he sounds like a laugh. He is certainly honest and upfront, and what's actually wrong with just wanting casual flings?

SGB I agree, not going for him though.

I agree too.

Far better to be upfront about what you want, than string someone along pretending you want something long term and monogamous when all you want is a shag or two.