here's a good one for your from MAtch as well
"Ugly old fart seeks pretty young bride..
Let's see, there really isn't that much to recomend me, so this might be short:
I'm poor
I work (and keep) irregular hours, often at weekends, so dating will be difficult
I react badly to perfume, cough, wheeze & can't breathe for ages, a physical reaction not a mere preference, this limits dating venues, even if you don't wear it, I have to avoid places where those who do gather.
I'm uncomforrtable in posh places
I'm talented at saying the exact wrong thing, or the right one, at the exact wrong time.
So
Please contact me if you're most of the list below
Way too good for me
Somewhat too young for me
Much prettier than I deserve
Reasonably close geographically
Want a family
Somone who likes weird blokes
Have a wild streak & don't mind if I don't
P.S. Agreeing to date in principle, then blacklisting me before the date/time can be set is getting VERY VERY old, from now on, if the agreement & the arrangements don't happen in the same conversation, on the same day...
I will get in first & blacklist YOU
"
I did actually have a short email conversation with him a few months ago just for laughs (and he knew it was for laughs) he was still a dirty, miserable bugger in them 