Mumsnet could do better (part trois)

[EllaDisenchanted]

Hello all, decompression thread 3️⃣

Nice work Giraffe👏

Oh yes of course! 'Zionist Jezza'

My friend is most put out, she wants to know which Jew is currently in charge of the weather, because she wants control. I told her jacobsyechiel’s imaginary brother on instagram already took the gig, but she doesn’t have instagram, so she said it isn’t fair. Can anyone help?

Of course I’m Jewish I …. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3A2CE5xBJN/?igsh=c202ZWVkaXBhaXl4
😂😂😂

Thank you. It really is. Very easy to tie them in knots though...

Apparently "current anti-Zionism" is not anti-Semitism!

How could you tell? Are tongues wagging about us on another thread?

They mentioned antisemite whack a mole just after it was mentioned on here 😅 it's not exactly a common phrase!

Yoo hoo!
🙌🖐

Standing tall after the pile on. I am unsquashable.

Unsquashable, fab word 😂

Loving the strong spirit on this new thread! However, I'm sad we need a third thread.

I've come over all appropriated.

I actually have a new theory, that @25milesfromhome name changed for that thread 😡

(that was another one of my excellent jokes, by the way)

Foiled again! And I would've got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!

You remind me of evil pea from Supertato.

I was going to share a GIF of him but there doesn't seem to be one 😳 Disgraceful.

I'm actually Soulless Sociopath Ziopea.

Oh gosh I'd forgotten about the soulless sociopaths! 😂

Zio-pea,
Zio-pea.
Does what ever a Zio-pea does.
Does she drink
Am Yisrael chai?
Of course she does!
She's a Zio-pea
LOOK OUT!
She's a Zio-pea

Obviously to be sung to the tune of Spider pig / spider man

🤣 It's an anthem for the ages.

From a simpler time, when I foolishly believed trying to tackle ingrained antisemitism would make the slightest bit of difference.

Oh the naivety!

I've heard that a definition of insanity is doing the same thing constantly but expecting a different result, so wrt the citme board I keep my expectations low and I'm never disappointed.