Be careful when naming your baby...

[LunarSea]

When you don't think carefully about it first - this might happen. (Thanks to DH for sending that to me.)

yurtgirl, I know a Sam and Ella too...I suppose there can be 2 families who didn't say it out loud before deciding!

oh sobernow, LOL at Mycox!

acne- I knew a Mike Hunt as well. (but he did call himself mike) also a Richard Head.

These are great! Thanks everyone!! Have just got in from a very long day and this thread had me giggling away merrily!

My DH knows a Dick Holding.

THis made me laugh so bloody hard I nearly wet myelf. How on earth could they not realise??

DD is friends with a brother & sister called Sam & Ella.

I once booked an appointment for a Mr Puupuu.

theres a lad who lives down my dads road aged about 24 and his name is dwayne pipe, parents do not have a sense of humour so can only imagine that they were not fully aware of the stick he would take!

DH had a colleague in the US called Enis Peters. NOT something you want to get the wrong way round, if you get my drift...!

HM xxx

DD1's head teacher is called Miss Hoare, She is a lovely lady, but its very hard to ask for her by name when you phone up.

I used to work in a bank and in the olden days, we used to hand stamp the cheque books with the sustomer's name. Nobody ever wanted to go out into the front office and shout that a Mr Wanklyns cheque book was ready! My ex dh took great deliht in telling me that they had a new secretary starting work, only young, first job etc and the rotton b...ds had made her walk down the office looking for someone. They told her it was really urgent, she had to find him quickly and that his name was Michael Hunter, but whatever you do, don't call him Michael, call him Mike. That pooor girl walked up and dopwn the big office, very stressed, saying loudly "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Read it and weep!!!!

I used to babysit somebody called valerie deele. the initials together are VD. I also know a kay hunt.

I worked with someone called Tamara Knight..

Jollymum - I had to call Birmingham City Council the other day and the chap I spoke to was a Mr Wanklyn.....

I used to work for a dentist and one of our patients was a Mr Harry Beaver. There's also a famous oil family in Texas named Hogg and the daughters were called Ima and Ura. Now that's just cruel.

I have heard of a brother & sister called Sam & Ella too!
Maybe they are not putting the 2 together b4 naming them!
I also work with a ks1 teacher called Mrs Horne!
Can't be the same 1, surely!

can i offer you this...
A colleague tells me his wife (a mw) delivered Mr and Mrs Mycock's baby and they insisted on calling him Aaron
True apparently! She said nothing, well she couldn't really!

My Dads old secretary was called Dolly Bird

there was a bit on ITV where Fern & Philip (yes, new mum bf in front of tele...) were cracking up on this subject

the one I really remember that mad me PMSL was Jenny Taylor seems so innocent...

I work in a supermarket cash office and laugh each time I see a cheque from a regular customer Mr A. W. Anker ......why oh why did they decide to have their middle initial on the cheque is beyond me !